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Eeyo posted:i like how !
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Eeyo posted:i like how he doesn't understand derivatives he also doesn't get options
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Jonny 290 posted:i am in awe of how eager the wheels are to fly off on these things, rofl it's supremely funny to me that, years ago, when the front of my early 00's ford flattened in a crash the wheels still stayed on and functioned which is apparently very difficult for teslas the whole front crumpled and protected me, too, which is also more than anyone can say for any of these lmaomobiles
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Eeyo posted:i like how he doesn't understand derivatives yeah I mean I don't think my ability to look at that chart and understand that it says "the population is growing, but not as fast as it was for a while there" means that I'm particularly brainy or insightful. and yet
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Mar 4, 2024 22:11
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has his enthusiasm been curbed too?
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tacodaemon posted:love to respond to a chart showing that the population is growing (just not quite as fast as before) by writing "population is plummeting" I wish the population of billionaires and their bootlickers would plummet.
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Cat Face Joe posted:there's some people in the comments saying that a valet there would never approach the sign that way cause they'd have to have left the property so it must have been the owner himself who did it even the tesla simps admit it https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-cybertruck-crash-beverly-hills-hotel-los-angeles/ quote:Earlier, it was reported that valet at the hotel was responsible. quote:Sources told us this was the first day the owner had the Cybertruck. being fair if someone gave me a cybertruck I'd probably want to cleanse the evil as fast as possible too
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gschmidl posted:I wish the population of billionaires and their bootlickers would plummet. preferably from high enough up that they have time to reflect
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grok you're grounded
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Meanwhile, bazingas are going audiophile. You gotta burn the truck in, man!
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yeah it def looks like a truck for sure
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even though we know that's a lie, uh i have a question do teslas not have a valet mode? lmao
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Tesseraction posted:even the tesla simps admit it https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-cybertruck-crash-beverly-hills-hotel-los-angeles/ I guess the article must have been updated at some point to clarify that it was not actually a valet driving, because the comments are full of Tesla dipshits saying hurr durr the valets are too used to ICE vehicles which reminds me, I rented an all-electric Kia Niro last year and drove it for a couple of days and it did not feel wildly different from driving any similarly sized non-electric car I've ever driven. are Teslas so stupidly engineered that you have to re-learn how to drive or are Tesla dorks just full of poo poo?
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the biggest tesla simps never learned to drive in the first place. for a very large many of them, this is their first car
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by cutting edge they obviously mean the lovely stainless steel body panels Handle with care
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tacodaemon posted:I guess the article must have been updated at some point to clarify that it was not actually a valet driving, because the comments are full of Tesla dipshits saying hurr durr the valets are too used to ICE vehicles yeah it was originally also blaming the valet, but they have some journalistic ethics and updated when they realised that was wrong tacodaemon posted:which reminds me, I rented an all-electric Kia Niro last year and drove it for a couple of days and it did not feel wildly different from driving any similarly sized non-electric car I've ever driven. are Teslas so stupidly engineered that you have to re-learn how to drive or are Tesla dorks just full of poo poo? the only difference I've felt (and I admit I've only done hybrids) is that when it's just the electric motor it is insanely difficult to realise when you're going over the limit because I'm used to the rumble of the engine to hint I'm pushing it
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my car is a first-generation platform and somehow the wheels have not fallen off. i guess subaru is just built better idk that said, it is genuinely impressive that they have been making cars for 12 years (the original roadster does not count) and still have not figured out how to keep the wheels attached
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i mean, logical designers would put in an acceleration curve on the pedal input. i do not doubt that tesla probably has some stupid logarithmic thing on there so it feels 'fast' when you first take off and you learn to micromanage the first 5% of travel. but that was still not the problem here
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Jonny 290 posted:even though we know that's a lie, uh i have a question whats valet mode
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Jonny 290 posted:the biggest tesla simps never learned to drive in the first place. for a very large many of them, this is their first car a fun game to play around here is if the new driver/learning driver stickers on teslas are ironic fsd joke, real, or both. based on the behaviors I've seen, it's both
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Tesseraction posted:the only difference I've felt (and I admit I've only done hybrids) is that when it's just the electric motor it is insanely difficult to realise when you're going over the limit because I'm used to the rumble of the engine to hint I'm pushing it our dog likes that low/no rumble experience, apparently. he gets antsy when my car slows and idles, but not our hybrid 
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Chris Knight posted:I keep deleting him and he keeps coming back lol. c'mon timb
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Zamujasa posted:whats valet mode when you get your pie with a scoop of ice cream
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Zamujasa posted:whats valet mode super fancy cars will have valet mode that puts the rev limiter way down low to prevent the valets from joyriding/getting too goofy with em. Also counts the coins in your coin tray and tracks any that go missing.
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my old 1990 honda accord came with a valet key that wouldn't unlock the trunk. it's a thing that's been around for a long time.
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Elder Postsman posted:my old 1990 honda accord came with a valet key that wouldn't unlock the trunk. it's a thing that's been around for a long time. also had it on my '12 civic I don't think my current car has one tho but like let's be honest there's no chance those valets like, right loving there, aren't used to muscle cars
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tacodaemon posted:the comments are full of Tesla dipshits saying hurr durr the valets are too used to ICE vehicles No, driving a Tesla feels almost exactly the same as driving a gas car with an automatic. If you slam the pedal to the floor it will accelerate very quickly, but if you don't do that, it won't. From my limited experience driving a friend's model Y, it's got a very forgiving curve in the accelerator pedal and it's easy to creep around at walking speeds. If anything, in a Tesla you are much more likely to suddenly stop than to suddenly accelerate, because of the stupid one pedal driving that puts the brakes on at maximum effort if your foot pops off the gas. But the really stupid part of the post is the implication that a valet in Beverly Hills would be inexperienced with Teslas, high performance cars, or driving in general. That dude has to drive stick shift Lamborghinis on a daily basis. What a stupid lie
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FAUXTON posted:preferably from high enough up that they have time to reflect is reflecting when you bounce off the ground
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ha ha ha, can you imagine if that was a person instead of a sign? 🤣🤣
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all input is error, and thus all warranties are void if not using FSD also if you are using FSD
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i feel like a tweet saying "expensive hotel's valet crashed my car" when you know it wasn't the valet is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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psiox posted:all input is error, and thus all warranties are void if not using FSD if you were in charge of the car and it crashed, it's your fault because you should have used fsd to prevent it if fsd was in charge of the car and it crashed, it's your fault because you should have taken over to stop it
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Elder Postsman posted:my old 1990 honda accord came with a valet key that wouldn't unlock the trunk. it's a thing that's been around for a long time. mine locks the infortainment system if i synced any contacts to it, restricts certain settings, etc. behind a pin. not that i do those things or use a valet typically, but it's nice to know it's there ryanrs posted:"WARRANTY VOID" flashes on the screen as the car reverts to manual control 200 milliseconds before impact. this feels like a scene from a robocop movie that'd get a chuckle in the 80's and a knowing sigh now
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