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Cat Face Joe posted:i don't know why the camera is such a mystery to people imo it's just a fat finger. usually it's "peep who's trying to call into the meeting from the lab in gloves, and modern phones don't have any sort of bezel so it's easy to accidentally tap the row of buttons at the bottom of the screen, one of which is video" that one's not me, but "guy who's working in the lab while called into a meeting, uttering a constant stream of expletives under his breath for several minutes while wrestling machinery, and only then notices that he's unmuted", well, no comment. now that i think about it, one time i dropped my phone, caught it, but in so doing, my thumb grazed the camera button so i probably looked real stupid (more than usual) for the two seconds it took to turn it back off
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jesus WEP posted:i had this exact guy except he also thundered away at his mechanical keyboard 100% of the time other folks were talking lol there is always that guy, I get worried it's me
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guy who starts shuffling his papers? desk items? assortment of cups? for an extended period while also looking directly in the camera. what are you doing buddy
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lol there is always that guy, I get worried it's me 
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guy with covid who coughs through the whole thing and never mutes despite claiming he would
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person who can't go 5 minutes without hearing their own voice or seeing their own chat messages. messages are always zero content cheers YAY <3 AWSESOME SO COOL
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the key account manager who has apparently never heard of the scheduling assistant, preferring to waste everyone's time on a group chat asking if such and such timeslot works for everyone
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Feb 7, 2024 12:30
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guy who turns up and immediately announces he's leaving the meetung
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Feb 8, 2024 15:38
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outhole surfer posted:person who can't go 5 minutes without hearing their own voice or seeing their own chat messages. messages are always zero content cheers also the only person that responds to your 30 minute engineering presentation so you know at least someone was aware of it
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Feb 12, 2024 20:40
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the guy who unmutes and talks to his dog but then never shows pictures of the dog
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Feb 22, 2024 00:11
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guy who consistently mixes up the indian contractors’ names
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Mar 21, 2024 14:56
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my homie dhall posted:guy who consistently mixes up the indian contractors’ names indian contractor getting increasingly upset that no one can pronounce his name until one day he flips out on everyone on the call the next day his name is once again mispronounced
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Mar 21, 2024 15:37
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guy who's apparently calling from a construction site or a jackhammer testing facility and doesn't mute
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Mar 21, 2024 18:43
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guy who is in a very loud public place and the noise cancelling struggles so hard his voice is turned into an unintelligible garbled mess
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Mar 21, 2024 18:49
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guy who asks if the next meeting can be extended two hours so that his issue can be addressed
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Mar 21, 2024 19:08
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dioxazine posted:guy who asks if the next meeting can be extended two hours so that his issue can be addressed I think you mean “guy who’s gonna have an unfortunate accident in the parking lot this evening”
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:guy who's apparently calling from a construction site or a jackhammer testing facility and doesn't mute mechanical keyboard user detected
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guy whose voice is garbled and unintelligible when he says anything other than "can you hear me?" or "am i dropping out?" or "let me try again"
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Mar 21, 2024 19:25
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guy who... ...BARK-alling fr... ... ...shelte- BARK BARK BARK-lso loca... ... ...side a fara-BARK-cage
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Mar 21, 2024 19:39
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guy who's talking while muted, notices, and holds ip his finger while hes rummaging in the sound settings ...at least once every week ad infinitum
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Mar 22, 2024 01:03
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my homie dhall posted:guy who consistently mixes up the indian contractors’ names white guy barging in at the start of the call to make sure everyone knows it's pronounced "dixit"
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:mechanical keyboard user detected I don't know why Teams is unable to ignore mechanical keyboard clacking; Discord does it fine!
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lampey posted:the guy who unmutes and talks to his dog but then never shows pictures of the dog rear end in a top hat
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Mar 22, 2024 02:24
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today i had two different meetings with two different guys who were apparently unaware that it is important to remain in the same room as the microphone while you talk
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Mar 22, 2024 04:41
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seems like we just found a third one
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~Coxy posted:white guy barging in at the start of the call to make sure everyone knows it's pronounced "dixit" guy who waits until half way through the call to announce that everyone is saying his name wrong
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Raluek posted:now that i think about it, one time i dropped my phone, caught it, but in so doing, my thumb grazed the camera button so i probably looked real stupid (more than usual) for the two seconds it took to turn it back off av + post but I’m on mobile, in the airport and not loving with a 6er for getting nbsp bit wrong
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Mar 22, 2024 15:24
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I was in a labor meeting and the rear end in a top hat from management was in the call with camera on and shirt off. Like I work at a swimming pool and I still put on a shirt for meetings.
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Mar 22, 2024 18:46
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:guy who waits until half way through the call to announce that everyone is saying his name wrong i'm the guy who never corrects people that are saying his name wrong, no matter how long we've known eachother
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Mar 22, 2024 19:35
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the guy whose laptop camera doesn't know how to handle a shift in sunlight so every now and then the bloom will be so bad it looks like he was just caught in a nuclear explosion and then it will go back to normal and you have to live with the disappointment it wasn't real
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Mar 25, 2024 15:20
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guy who insists we all close our laptops during a teams-based presentation in-office, who then closes their laptop, cutting us off from the presenter who is coming through his laptop
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Mar 25, 2024 19:24
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bite me guy, i take meeting minutes as required by our ISO certification on my laptop! <browses classics.autotrader.com visibly>
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Mar 25, 2024 20:45
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Guy who dials in from a car showroom and refuses to elaborate
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Mar 31, 2024 00:08
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Guy who's the only one who has his camera on, and spends the entire meeting juggling a fidget toy (it's me, if I don't keep my hands busy I browse twitter)
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Mar 31, 2024 00:09
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Tesla was right posted:Guy who dials in from a car showroom and refuses to elaborate I attended a zoom meeting from an Ikea living room once
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Mar 31, 2024 00:43
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guy apparently dialing in from an Egyptian tomb with mummies (?)
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the head of marketing making it painfully obvious they care about the things meticulously arranged on their ikea bookshelf not so subtly laughing at the messy of random crap behind me
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Easter peeps
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bob has died bob has risen bob will poooost aaaaaaaaa gaiiiiiiiin
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