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Chris Knight posted:https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/04/elon-musk-just-gave-another-mars-speech-this-time-the-vision-seems-tangible/ quote:At least in regard to spaceflight, however, that would be wrong. Musk's multiplanetary ambitions today are more credible because SpaceX has taken steps toward doing what he said the company would do. lmao nope sorry. they haven't "completed" any test flights quote:If thousands of launches seem impossible, Musk noted that SpaceX has now completed 327 successful Falcon launches and that 80 percent of those have involved used boosters. This year, he said, SpaceX will launch about 90 percent of the mass sent into orbit from the planet. China will launch about 6 percent, he added, with the remainder of the world accounting for the other 4 percent. thousands of launches of starship seem impossible. how many of those 327 successful launches were starship? oh that's right, according to *checks notes* you, none Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Apr 8, 2024 |
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yeah i don't know what they're going to try to do considering their poo poo is only certified to work autonomously with someone having their hands on the wheel whatever it is, undoubtedly it will be real loving dumb. keep in mind the cybertruck doesn't even support fsd at all
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Beeftweeter posted:yeah i don't know what they're going to try to do considering their poo poo is only certified to work autonomously with someone having their hands on the wheel full self driving or four sacks of dirt?
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DaTroof posted:full self driving or four sacks of dirt? yes
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Imagine. The world would be a better place.
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mediaphage posted:no embedded ai at scale without tesla lmao idk what 'embodied' means in this context but i really hope they're talking about their lovely robot
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shackleford posted:so the FSD (Supervised) technology obviously requires a human in the driver's seat to prevent it from crashing, and obviously they can't make a robotaxi out of that in four months
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rotor posted:idk what 'embodied' means in this context but i really hope they're talking about their lovely robot yeah, they deffo mean that optimus thing they trotted out for the press event. the thing no one has seen anywhere since
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huh. wow. what a wild coincidence, just in time for tesla's robotaxi to hit the news cycle
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Beeftweeter posted:keep in mind the cybertruck doesn't even support fsd at all wait what, seriously? you have to press the pedals and move the steering wheel etc. to make it go? does it even have the required sensors so they can ship a software update that enables it or something?
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shackleford posted:wait what, seriously? you have to press the pedals and move the steering wheel etc. to make it go? does it even have the required sensors so they can ship a software update that enables it or something? lol sensors
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look, a handful of vga quality webcams are technically sensors, okay?
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also that deposition he did for his latest lawsuit (being sued for accusing a 22-year-old jewish guy of being a fed and a neo-nazi on twitter) dropped and lmao https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766 quote:During his deposition, Musk admitted he has a “limited understanding” of the lawsuit against him, said he thought Brody’s attorney was the one suing him, and revealed he did no research in determining whether Brody was involved in the brawl after seeing the accusations on X. he also admitted that account where he role-played as his own toddler was indeed him
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Beeftweeter posted:cybertruck doesn't even support fsd at all pretty sure we have seen videos itt where it does stupid poo poo by itself. I remember the yoke doing the parkinson's jittering
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Luigi Thirty posted:he also admitted that account where he role-played as his own toddler was indeed him yesss lmao
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Navigating the world at highway speeds with the video fidelity of a Nintendo Virtualboy.
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the deposition is hilarious even by musk standards. musk is clueless and his lawyer is the same one who won him the pedo guy case
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shackleford posted:so the FSD (Supervised) technology obviously requires a human in the driver's seat to prevent it from crashing, and obviously they can't make a robotaxi out of that in four months the august reveal is just gonna be a lovely publicity stunt, not a working robotaxi hell, I think this is the first time he's even suggested that Tesla might make a separate vehicle design as a dedicated robotaxi usually when he talks about robotaxis, he claims that every single Tesla car on the road will be a fully functional robotaxi once the right software update ships, and therefore you should buy buy buy now because the cars will be worth WAY more when they start bringing in passive income for every Tesla ownwr
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lawyer: are you aware that you're being sued by the defendant musk: no you're suing me. many such cases. lawyer: no no no the defendant is suing you. i am his lawyer. is that correct? musk: technically, 
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any robotaxi he releases will presumably just be driven by team of drivers from india working remotely, or FSD without the nagging. Either way it will meet no certifications or standards for the road, but never the less will be available.
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Luigi Thirty posted:the CEO of the Norwegian pension fund is currently in a video call with musk. Highlifhts: he's playing the hits
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Luigi Thirty posted:he also admitted that account where he role-played as his own toddler was indeed him
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Jonny 290 posted:if this was right after he got turned away from berghain i'm going to loving lose my poo poo they were both in '22 but ~7 months apart. so likely he was still salty about it by then ya  and 
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Luigi Thirty posted:lawyer: are you aware that you're being sued by the defendant oh, I recognize this bit from the Alex Jones trials. it's even dumber than you think he's trying to lay down a "no normal person would ever want to sue a great guy like me, Ben Brody was just tricked into doing it by this money-grubbing, ambulance-chasing evil lawyer who orchestrated all this solely to get his hands on my wealth" narrative
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Here's the full transcript of the deposition. It's pretty good. https://www.scribd.com/document/721...m_source=impact
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Luigi Thirty posted:the deposition is hilarious even by musk standards. musk is clueless and his lawyer is the same one who won him the pedo guy case hopefully Brody's lawyer isn't on the verge of his brain turning into sludge like lin woods did during that case
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DaTroof posted:full self driving or four sacks of dirt? pretty sure you can fit five sacks of poo poo in a tesla
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:hopefully Brody's lawyer isn't on the verge of his brain turning into sludge like lin woods did during that case nah this guy eviscerated musk and his goober lawyer
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:hopefully Brody's lawyer isn't on the verge of his brain turning into sludge like lin woods did during that case Did you see the "Perry Mason moment" in the Alex Jones trial? It's that guy.
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Xakura posted:Did you see the "Perry Mason moment" in the Alex Jones trial? It's that guy. im aware! though most of woods previous cases were, uh, questionable to say the least even if he did win them. also in the 90s rather than a few years ago.
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Luigi Thirty posted:lawyer: are you aware that you're being sued by the defendant Holy poo poo in the GBS thread I was joking that I want to watch a reenactment of it like that "what is a photocopier" deposition but ol' Musky really is trying to pull it off here
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