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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH


you irl posted:

imagine this guy giving your son a talk about inappropriate touching

imagine this guy having a stash of kiddie porn

oh wait

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Portals
Apr 17, 2012




shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



etalian posted:

I like how they got away with not reporting crimes and also doing their best to stonewall the investigation despite claiming they gave full cooperation.

I guess the crossed out the no lying rule from the ten commandments.

technically thats only lying to get other people in poo poo, right? their whole belief structure is based on being sticklers about very specific parts of the bible, it wouldnt surprise me that "lying to cover up for our dirtbag son" is kosher.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



also i never realized til now that half of the ten commandments are god being a super jealous girlfriend with regards to other gods.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



shiksa posted:

also i never realized til now that half of the ten commandments are god being a super jealous girlfriend with regards to other gods.

well you have to be when you are competing against sluts like Venus and Freya

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



duggars are surro unded and ensconced in a pedo culture, almost everyonee they consulted and confided in about this was either a molester or child porn collector

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



j'josh, house of duggar, son of j'bob

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

in soviet russia, you shove robot

you irl posted:

imagine this guy giving your son a talk about inappropriate touching

probably gave josh a few tips

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Mr. Pumroy posted:

duggars are surro unded and ensconced in a pedo culture, almost everyonee they consulted and confided in about this was either a molester or child porn collector

Oh man, please tell me the Family Research Council had contact with the Tories in England at some point. It'll be like the McMartin satanic ritual panic, except it's real and actually involves Christians.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Michelle's most likely gonna die the next time she tries to use that poison womb

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


bitcoin bastard posted:

probably gave josh a few tips

not the only kid he's given a tip

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

etalian posted:

I like how they got away with not reporting crimes and also doing their best to stonewall the investigation despite claiming they gave full cooperation.

I guess the crossed out the no lying rule from the ten commandments.

And a reminder, they signed up for the show After they had a raping son that they covered up. Then claimed media exclusionary zone.

Jadius
May 12, 2001

FISSION MAILED!


Drooper the Pooper Trooper

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Lord of Pie posted:

Michelle's most likely gonna die the next time she tries to use that poison womb

God's will be done.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Lord of Pie posted:

Michelle's most likely gonna die the next time she tries to use that poison womb

Oh gently caress imagine if this happened and ole Jim Bob decided to get himself a nice young bride and start over again. Maybe that's what the eldest daughter is waiting for -- a quiverfull of her own.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Darth123123 posted:

And a reminder, they signed up for the show After they had a raping son that they covered up. Then claimed media exclusionary zone.

it's almost like a redneck fundie family isn't that effective at covering up its various wrongdoings.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Lord of Pie posted:

Michelle's most likely gonna die the next time she tries to use that poison womb

Regardless, that poo poo's going to fall out in the most horrific way. Like she's going to sneeze one day and prolapse herself all onto the floor.

Probably with a bunch of fetuses spilling out.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



you irl posted:

imagine this guy giving your son a talk about inappropriate touching

"Ok so this is inappropriate touching... so is this.... and this... and lots of this. Now you do me"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Young Freud posted:

Regardless, that poo poo's going to fall out in the most horrific way. Like she's going to sneeze one day and prolapse herself all onto the floor.

Probably with a bunch of fetuses spilling out.

Bom Jib'll just haul her down to the old tire place and get her retreaded.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

i have no jim, and I must bob

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter




you irl posted:

imagine this guy giving your son a talk about inappropriate touching

he looks like the alien baby from Alien Resurrection

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH


Jim

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007





This guy was probably giving Josh Bob "the talk" while simultaneously making the Hannibal Lecter fava bean sound

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.




do one where the eyebrow is twitching

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


OWN Cancels Reality Series for Atlanta Man With 34 Kids

http://www.theroot.com/articles/new...th_34_kids.html

I'd watch it.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Also lolling how they went on talk show even though in their case they are probably going to need multiple lawyers and PR people.

Going to the media to tell a sob story to win people over is even more hilarious since any news place with half a brain can easily cross-check everything against public records.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

This is a while back, and was old news to most people but the "Nike" stuff was something I didn't know about.

And it is just so horrifyingly misogynistic, even by JimBob standards.

The women, who are forbidden to work and told how to dress and coif their hair, and are considered either baby machines or flithy tempting whores, (even at 5 years old), are required to be the guardians of men's virtue by telling them to avert their eyes whenever they may encounter a *gasp* woman in the wild.

So not only are women to blame, and carry teh sin for causing male lust, no matter how inadvertently they do it, they also have to police that lust and are probably found sinful and lacking if they fail.

"It's not my fault I molested my 5 year old sister. It is your fault for not telling me to look down when I saw that sexy bitches sexy ankles in the street yesterday. And it is my sisters fault for being so alluring. Shame on you."

gently caress you Jim Bob. gently caress you and all who think like you.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



etalian posted:

Also lolling how they went on talk show even though in their case they are probably going to need multiple lawyers and PR people.

Going to the media to tell a sob story to win people over is even more hilarious since any news place with half a brain can easily cross-check everything against public records.

they ran the clock out on the statute of limitations before they let the cops talk to joshbob, i don't think there's anything they could face besides a lawsuit from the only non-sister josh lusted over, but you just know that kid's from just as hosed up a situation.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010


netally posted:

Oh gently caress imagine if this happened and ole Jim Bob decided to get himself a nice young bride and start over again. Maybe that's what the eldest daughter is waiting for -- a quiverfull of her own.

Doesn't this happen in the book Lolita?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

Inside Out Mom posted:

I mean, Jim Bob. For fucks sake, JIM BOB

*pounding fist emphatically on courtroom table*

JIM...BOB!!

*jury gasps in shock*

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Are there any advertisers that haven't pulled out?

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Amarcarts posted:

Are there any advertisers that haven't pulled out?

jim bob will never pull out

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Amarcarts posted:

Are there any advertisers that haven't pulled out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AJFleIrQ1Y

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop



Bob.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy



Jim Bob Henson

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

You know the best thing about these Quiverfull lunatics? They only breed with each other.
And I say let them do it.
You see those weird, hosed up looking inbred hicks in the overalls and such? That's a couple generations of loving sisters and brothers. That's what happens. Literally.
So let them have their hilltop compound and let them gently caress each other senseless every single day. Hell, let TLC film it. Have a special channel that shows them doin' tha thang. Charge $59.99 per minute. Rake in the cash.
And when they finally reach the point where their 'War for God' with their 144,000 happens, well, let's just say that pulling the trigger might be a challenge. And let the comedy that befalls their catastrophically retarded clan play itself out.
Could be the best show in the history.
Imagine it and the Mars One-landing-on-Mars special going head-to-head...

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Bob

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004




lol at this face

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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


acejackson42 posted:

You know the best thing about these Quiverfull lunatics? They only breed with each other.
And I say let them do it.
You see those weird, hosed up looking inbred hicks in the overalls and such? That's a couple generations of loving sisters and brothers. That's what happens. Literally.
So let them have their hilltop compound and let them gently caress each other senseless every single day. Hell, let TLC film it. Have a special channel that shows them doin' tha thang. Charge $59.99 per minute. Rake in the cash.
And when they finally reach the point where their 'War for God' with their 144,000 happens, well, let's just say that pulling the trigger might be a challenge. And let the comedy that befalls their catastrophically retarded clan play itself out.
Could be the best show in the history.
Imagine it and the Mars One-landing-on-Mars special going head-to-head...

They are like martyrs for the less than replacement rate white race

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