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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Roof shots make me want to see a HRD in the Trop. I want to see a D Ring shot to dead center.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

Umps would call every fly ball a dinger, new records set every round

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I don't know why you wouldn't put Stanton and Bour against each other to guarantee one moves on

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

They would never put an ASG in St. Pete despite how much I want it.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

pitchers don't care about the dumb rule, we just want dongs dammit

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

This HDR has loving ruled

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

marioinblack posted:

Would you say you see a lack of proper quid pro quo?

Watching Aaron Judge is an automatic exception to the hearsay rule because it always causes an excited utterance.

Just kill me now.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

No, the Rays have never hosted.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I'd post more but I'm too busy marking out over these massive dongs.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Dumb that Sanchez has to go first because of seeding.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

marioinblack posted:

They would never put an ASG in St. Pete despite how much I want it.

Certainly not in the trop.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Sanchez has dead arms, Sano is a genius

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

C. Everett Koop posted:

I'd post more but I'm too busy marking out over these massive dongs.
Massive, meaty dongs

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

รขย€ย• Corey Dostoyevsky
sano is going to advance to the finals despite hitting the second fewest homers in the first round lmao

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the round format loving sucks, all the dudes gas, just have like 10 dudes and one round, winner take all

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
That one kid with the diving catch though

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

corn on the cop posted:

sano is going to advance to the finals despite hitting the second fewest homers in the first round lmao

Todd Fraser made it to the finals hitting like 3 home runs a few years back. That was the last year before timed rounds.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
My mom thinks the dinger machine should have a pinball-style machine on the front that the balls can fall into and bounce around in

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Come on Sano, save us from a yankees vs yankees final.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


one round sorted by number of dingers hit during the season, 1 minute OT for ties

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Sydin posted:

Come on Sano, save us from a yankees vs yankees final.

No faith in Blackmon?

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Sano's big skill is holding his opponents to 10 HR a round.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

No faith in Blackmon?

I mean understandably

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

484 feet and pretty much no reaction from the crowd or announcers :geno:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Sanowns

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol Sano nearly gets hit by a pitch in the HRD

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh man I forgot that story about Sano's daughter :smith:

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

New Concept Hole posted:

My mom thinks the dinger machine should have a pinball-style machine on the front that the balls can fall into and bounce around in
a wise woman

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

New Concept Hole posted:

I mean understandably

Whoops I meant Bellinger

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Intruder posted:

lol Sano nearly gets hit by a pitch in the HRD

Charge the mound!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Tatis still isn't helping Sano out at all

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

484 feet and pretty much no reaction from the crowd or announcers :geno:

Textbook symptom of drug abuse

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Sanchez is gassed. Happily for Judge, robots do not get tired.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
That ninth one was still rising when it left the field

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Oh god please don't mention Berman it's giving me PTSD

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

484 feet and pretty much no reaction from the crowd or announcers :geno:

JUDGE HIT THE CEILING

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress yeah suck it Yankees.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hey they are running the Dinger Machine after each batter.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Sano stops like a lil bitch

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