• Starrcade came and went and nobody cared.
  
• Dio Maddin was quietly dropped from the commentary team.
  
• Roman Reigns got dogfood poured over him.
  
• Seth Rollins turned heel and Lacey Evans was just a face now somehow.
  
• Angel Garza became the new Cruiserweight Champion. Andrade became the new US Champion. Rhea Ripley became the new NXT Women's Champion.
  
• The Kabuki Warriors won the main event of TLC over Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair, the camera IMMEDIATELY cut to Roman Reigns brawling with Baron Corbin.
  
• NXT won a couple of the head-to-head ratings battles with AEW, propped up by the 50+ demographic.
  
• Daniel Bryan cut his hair and shaved his beard.
  
• Randy Orton RKOed AJ Styles a lot.
  
• Lana, Rusev, Bobby Lashley and now Liv Morgan are involved in one of the absolute dirt worst awful storylines imaginable right now, in what appears to be a Vince McMahon masturbatory fantasy.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Roman Reigns & The Usos challenged Baron Corbin, Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler to add a "loser eats dogfood" stipulation to their six-man tag tonight. Corbin accepted.
  
• The Miz & John Morrison defeated Heavy Machinery, Lucha House party and The Revival in a Fatal Fourway tag to earn a title shot against The New Day at the Blood Money Show in Saudi Arabia. The Revival, who recently requested releases, took the pin.
  
• Mandy Rose turned down Otis' request for a date next Friday but agreed to one the week after. Tucker reminded Otis this was Valentine's Day.
  
• Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross defeated Mandy Rose and Sonya DeVille in a tag match.
  
• Braun Strowman defeated Shinsuke Nakamura (C) to win the Intercontinental Title, after reversing a headbutt into an exposed turnbuckle to knock Shinsuke out.
  
• An angry Sami Zayn sent Cesaro to fight Elias for interrupting his backstage rant. Elias easily beat up Cesaro.
  
• Sheamus beat Chad Gable clean as a sheet in a singles match. Again. The End. No Moral.
  
• Bayley was cutting a promo mocking Lacey Evans when Naomi showed up with an amazing fishbowl LED helmet, got jumped by Bayley but fought her off to stand tall.
  
• Roman Reigns and the Usos defeated Baron Corbin, Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler in a six-man tag main event. Michael Cole did not shut up all show about eating dog food.
  
• The Usos handcuffed a struggling Corbin who got speared by Roman. They hung him up on the turnbuckle and poured the dog food over him to end the show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Finn Balor defeated Trent Seven in a singles match.
  
• Shotzi Blackheart defeated Deonna Purazzo in a singles match.
  
• Dominic Dijakovic and Damian Priest argued over who deserved a title shot against NXT North American Champion Keith Lee.
  
• Dominic Dijakovic defeated Damian Priest in a singles match.
  
• Ciampa took out Undisputed Era and put Adam Cole through a table, then smeared blood from a head wound over the contract for their title match at Takeover.
  
• Tegan Nox defeated Dakota Kai in a singles match after Candace LaRae preventing Dakota from using a chair as a weapon.
  
• Something is happening on 2/5/20.
  
• Kayden Carter defeated Chelsea Green in a singles match, Green's manager Robert Stone didn't really do anything.
  
• The Broserweights Pete Dunne & Matt Riddle defeated Grizzled Young Veterans to win the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic finals.
  
• Show Discussion starts here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Drew McIntyre opened the show to celebrate winning the Royal Rumble, and declared he chose to face WWE Champion Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania.
  
• Drew McIntyre defeated Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows in a handicap match. Brock Lesnar ambushed Drew post-match and F5ed him.
  
• Rey Mysterio defeated MVP in a singles match.
  
• Aleister Black defeated a jobber in a singles match.
  
• The Viking Raiders ambushed AOP backstage after Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe got Seth Rollins to reveal exactly where they were.
  
• Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy (C) defeated Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe to retain the Raw Tag Team Titles.
  
• Becky Lynch was interviewed and said she had regained her self-belief.
  
• Humberto Carrillo defeated Andrade (C) by DQ in a United States title match when Zelina interfered. Humberto DDTed Andrade on the exposed floor of the arena post-match.
  
• The Kabuki Warriors attacked Charlotte during a promo about winning the Royal Rumble.
  
• Charlotte defeated Asuka by DQ when Kairi hit the Insane Elbow during the Figure 8. Kairi assaulted Charlotte post-match but Charlotte booted her out of the ring.
  
• Street Profits hung out backstage with Kelly Kelly.
  
• Mojo Rawley (C) defeated No Way Jose to retain the 24/7 Title. Riddick Moss is now Mojo's "Offensive Lineman". Truth rolled up Mojo to win the title. Mojo pinned Truth to win the title back. Moss was also there during all this.
  
• Liv Morgan defeated Lana in a singles match.
  
• Erick Rowan beat a jobber in a singles match.
  
• Edge returned to a giant ovation and did a promo about being back and ready to wrestle for as long as his body could manage. Randy Orton came out and greeted him warmly, then hit him with an RKO, then took a chair to his neck.
  
• Orton teased Pillmanizing Edge's neck, then left, then returned and gave him a Con-Chair-To to end the show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Sheamus defeated Chad Gable in a singles match on the pre-show.
  
• Andrade (C) defeated Humberto Carrillo to retain the United States Championship on the pre-show.
  
• There was a giant CGI statue of Roman cumming.
  
• Roman Reigns defeated Baron Corbin in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Corbin was in a tipped over port-a-potty and got covered in... nothing.
  
• Charlotte Flair won the Women's Royal Rumble, eliminating Shayna Baszler last.
  
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• Bayley (C) defeated Lacey Evans in a singles match to retain the Smackdown Women's Championship.
  
• Bray Wyatt (C) defeated Daniel Bryan in a Strap Match to retain the Universal Championship.
  
• Daniel Bryan was helped from the ring, getting a mixture of applause and confused silence from the crowd.
  
• WWE is doing another Blood Money show in Saudi Arabia, and made no bones (unlike Saudi Arabia) about once again mentioning the country's name.
  
• Becky Lynch (C) defeated Asuka in a singles match to retain the Raw Women's Championship, after diverting the Mist Attack back onto Asuka.
  
• Bobby Lashley and Rusev were out of the Rumble due to brawling earlier in the day.
  
• Drew McIntyre was the good and right winner of arguably the worst Royal Rumble match of all time.
  
• 
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Kay Lee Ray defeated Mia Yim on the pre-show. The Women's UK Championship was not on the line.
  
• Finn Balor defeated Ilja Dragunov in a singles match.
  
• Jordan Devlin defeated Angel Garza (C), Isaiah Scott, and Travis Banks to win the NXT Cruiserweight championship in a Fatal Fourway.
  
• DIY defeated Moustache Mountain in a tag match.
  
• Tegan Nox jumped Dakota Kai who was watching in the crowd.
  
• Rhea Ripley (C) defeated Toni Storm to retain her NXT Women's Championship.
  
• Finn Balor jumped Johnny Gargano backstage, Moustache Mountain came to his aid.
  
• Imperium defeated The Undisputed Era in an 8-man Tag Main Event. Alexander Wolfe was injured early in the match.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Roman Reigns & The Usos defeated King Corbin, Dolph Ziggler & Robert Roode in a six man tag.
  
• Michael Cole interviewed Lacey Evans which lead to a brawl with Bayley, which eventually spilled backstage during an interview with Carmella and broke down into a bigger brawl.
  
• Braun Strowman and Elias defeated Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura in a tag team match.
  
• BIG E was oiling up backstage.
  
• John Morrison defeated Kofi Kingston in a singles match. Miz and Morrison are both in the Royal Rumble.
  
• The Fiend Bray Wyatt and Daniel Bryan signed the contract for their Strap Match at Royal Rumble.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Grizzled Young Veterans Undisputed Era (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) in a semifinal of the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic, thanks to a distraction by Imperium.
  
• Toni Storm defeated Io Shirai by DQ in a singles match after Bianca Belair attacked Io. Rhea Ripley came out and everybody brawled.
  
• Finn Balor defeated Joaquin Wilde in a singles match.
  
• Shayna Baszler defeated Shotzi Blackheart by submission in a singles match.
  
• Pete Dunne & Matt Riddle defeated Imperium (Marcel Barthel & Fabian Aichner) in a semifinal of the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic.
  
• Keith Lee defeated Roderick Strong (C) to win the NXT North American Championship in the main event of the night.
  
• Imperium brawled with The Undisputed Era to end the show, ahead of the Worlds Collide show this coming weekend.
  
• Show Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Seth Rollins and AOP welcomed Buddy Murphy to their stable. Kevin Owens, Samoa Joe and The Viking Raiders cleared the heels out of the ring.
  
• Seth declared backstage that he and Murphy (not AOP) were challenging the Viking Raiders for the Tag Titles.
  
• Andrade (C) defeated Rey Mysterio in a ladder match to retain the United States Championship. Humberto Carrillo came to Rey's aid postmatch when Andrade tried to DDT him on concrete.
  
• Aleister Black defeated a jobber in a singles match with a single Black Mass.
  
• Heyman did a promo with Lesnar in the ring. Ricochet came to the ring and asked a departing Brock if he was scared to fight him. Brock kicked Ricochet on the dick and laughed at him.
  
• Drew McIntyre vs. Randy Orton in a singles match got thrown out when the OC rushed Drew, but he and Orton chased them away. Orton hit Drew with an RKO afterwards.
  
• Becky Lynch defeated Kairi Sane in a singles match. Asuka, who was heavily involved in the match, beat Becky's rear end post-match. Kairi worshipped Asuka at ringside after the beatdown.
  
• Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy defeated The Viking Raiders (C) to become the new Tag Team Champions. Afterwards, Seth promised to win the Royal Rumble again. Actual tag team AOP didn't say anything.
  
• Street Profits did another godawful Weekend Update segment.
  
• Erick Rowan defeated Matt Hardy in a singles match.
  
• 24/7 Champion Mojo Rawley easily beat up the Bollywood Boys when they jumped him backstage.
  
• Lashley and Lana defeated Rusev and Liv in a tag match, completely clean by the accepted practises of tag team matches in WWE.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Kane opened the show, and was used as bait in an ambush by Daniel Bryan to get at The Fiend. Bryan challenged The Fiend to a strap match at the Royal Rumble.
  
• John Morrison defeated Big E in a singles match.
  
• The Usos defeated The Revival in a tag match.
  
• Bayley and Lacey were brawling backstage after Lacey jumped Sasha from behind (unseen). Adam Pearce forced Bayley to replace Sasha in a match. The face/heel dynamic here makes zero sense.
  
• Lacey Evans defeated Smackdown Women's Champion Bayley in a non-title match.
  
• Chad Gable took down Sheamus in a backstage confrontation.
  
• A confrontation between Elias and Sami Zayn (with Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura) lead to Braun Strowman chasing Sami's group away.
  
• A video package aired in memoriam of the recently deceased Rocky Johnson, father of Duane "The Rock" Johnson.
  
• Alexa Bliss defeated Sonya DeVille in a singles match, thanks to Otis and Mandy accidentally distracting Sonya.
  
• Roman Reigns defeated Robert Roode in a tables match.
  
• Roman announced the stipulation for their Royal Rumble match was a Falls Count Anywhere match.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The Undisputed Era assaulted and injured Keith Lee during a promo, but were run off by Tommaso Ciampa.
  
• Matt Riddle and Pete Dunne defeated Flash Morgan Webster & Mark Andrews in a Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic match.
  
• The Undisputed Era tried to assault Tommaso Ciampa during a promo, but he was saved by old DIY partner Johnny Gargano.
  
• Grizzled Young Veterans defeated KUSHIDA and Alex Shelley (not being called The Time Splitters) in a Rusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic match. Grizzled Young Vets mocked KUSHIDA/Shelley postmatch.
  
• A pre-taped segment with Robert Stone, who is apparently supposed to be a parody of Tony Khan (), and Chelsea Green aired.
  
• Isaiah "Swerve" Scott defeated Tyler Breeze and Lio Rush to become #1 Contender for the NXT Cruiserweight Championship. Champion Angel Garza was on commentary.
  
• Keith Lee crashed through some security guards outside during a standoff outside between DIY and The Undisputed Era.
  
• Tegan Nox, Kacy Catanzaro, Mercedes Martinez, Shotzi Blackheart and Shayna Baszler were notable entrants in a Number One Contenders Battle Royal for a shot at the NXT Women's Championship. Shotzi eliminated Shayna in a big spot that got a lot of attention. Dakota Kai ran in to eliminate Tegan Nox.
  
• Bianca Belair won the Battle Royal, eliminating Io Shirai last. She will challenge Rhea Ripley for the Women's Title at the Worlds Collide show.
  
• Show Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Drew McIntyre cut off an AJ Styles/Orton promo-off in favor of a triple threat.
  
• Drew McIntyre defeated AJ Styles and Randy Orton in a triple threat match.
  
• Ricochet defeated Mojo Rawley in a singles match.
  
• Charlotte Flair defeated Sarah Logan in a singles match.
  
• R-Truth told Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar he was entering the Royal Rumble and would eliminate Heyman.
  
• Paul Heyman informed R-Truth that it was Lesnar in the Rumble, not Heyman.
  
• R-Truth declared he was no longer entering the Royal Rumble.
  
• Brock took out Truth. After he left, Mojo Rawley pinned Truth to become 24/7 Champion.
  
• Bobby Lashley defeated Rusev in a singles match. Lana and Liv had a confrontation at ringside.
  
• Lana and Lashley argued backstage over Lana wanting a match against Rusev/Liv.
  
• The Viking Raiders defeated The Bollywood Boys in a tag match.
  
• Asuka blew mist in Becky Lynch's face during the contract signing for their match at Royal Rumble.
  
• Andrade will defend the US Title against Rey Mysterio next week in a ladder match (!)
  
• Aleister Black defeated Buddy Murphy in a singles match.
  
• Rowan defeated a jobber in a singles match.
  
• It was (finally) announced that a "fist fight" was a match where you won when the other team couldn't continue.
  
• Seth Rollins and AOP defeated Kevin Owens, Samoa Joe and The Big Show in the "Fist Fight", with the assistance of Buddy Murphy. All four posed together to end the show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Eddie Dennis defeated Trent Seven in a singles match.
  
• Kay Lee Ray (C) defeated Toni Storm and Piper Niven to retain the NXT UK Women's Championship. Kay Lee Ray pinned Niven who had been frogsplashed by Storm.
  
• Tyler Bate defeated Jordan Devlin in a singles match. Triple H, William Regal and Johnny Saint gave the match a standing ovation.
  
• Gallus (C) defeated Grizzled Young Veterans, Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster and Imperium to retain the NXT UK Tag Team Titles in a ladder match.
  
• WALTER (C) defeated Joe Coffey by submission to retain the NXT UK Championship.
  
• Undisputed Era rushed the ring and laid out Imperium to end the show, as a tease for the Worlds Collide special.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The returning John Morrison appeared on Miz TV. New Day came out to talk trash with Miz/Morrison.
  
• The Miz defeated Kofi Kingston in a singles match.
  
• Bray Wyatt hosted Firefly Funhouse and warned Daniel Bryan that he wants to hurt him.
  
• Elias sang a song about the Royal Rumble, Mandy Rose gave Otis an apology cake.
  
• Mandy Rose defeated Alexa Bliss in a singles match.
  
• Sasha Banks wasn't on the show despite being booked against Lacey Evans. Lacey and Bayley brawled backstage.
  
• Braun Strowman defeated Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura in a non-title match.
  
• Ramblin' Rabbit got decapitated and sent as a gift to Daniel Bryan.
  
• Roman Reigns challenged Baron Corbin to a match at the Royal Rumble.
  
• Baron Corbin and Dolph Ziggler defeated The Usos by DQ when Roman speared Corbin.
  
• Robert Roode returned and helped Corbin, Ziggler and the Revival beat down Roman and the Usos and bury Reigns under a broken table and multiple chairs.
  
• Discussion of the show starts here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• New NXT Women's Champion Rhea Ripley opened the show to do a promo. She was interrupted by Toni Storm, Kay Lee Ray, Io Shirai, Bianca Belair and Candice LaRae. This turned into a brawl which became a match.
  
• Rhea Ripley, Toni Storm & Candice LeRae defeated Kay Lee Ray, Io Shirai & Bianca Belair in a six woman tag.
  
• Imperium defeated The Forgotten Sons in a tag match to advance in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic.
  
• Austin Theory defeated Joaquin Wilde in a singles match.
  
• Undisputed Era defeated Gallus in a tag match to advance in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic.
  
• Johnny Gargano and Finn Balor argued during a promo and agreed to a match at the next Takeover.
  
• Alex Shelley was named as KUSHIDA's mystery partner for the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic.
  
• Mia Yim defeated Kayden Carter in a singles match. Chelsea Green jumped them both postmatch, and her manager Robert Stone cut a promo.
  
• Keith Lee defeated Cameron Grimes, Damian Priest and Dominik Dijakovic in a Fatal Fourway match, to become Number One Contender for Roderick Strong's North American Championship.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman opened the show. Heyman declared Brock would enter the Royal Rumble at #1 and win the whole match.
  
• Andrade (C) defeated Rey Mysterio to retain the United States Championship. Andrade ripped off Rey's mask post-match.
  
• Samoa Joe wants a six-man tag of he, Owens and a mystery partner against Seth Rollins and AOP.
  
• The Viking Raiders (C) defeated The Street Profits and The OC to retain their Tag Team Titles.
  
• Becky talked in-ring about her upcoming title match with Asuka. Asuka came out talking poo poo in Japanese (this was great), Becky punched her.
  
• A jobber (Oh my God it was Mojo Rawley) got to see inside Rowan's cage and got scared. Rey attacked Andrade backstage and took back his mask.
  
• Rowan beat a jobber in a singles match and made him look in the cage.
  
• AJ Styles defeated Akira Tozawa in a singles match.
  
• Lashley and Lana completed their marriage ceremony. Nobody cares. The Minister got jumped by security as he got into the ring because they didn't know it was part of the show.
  
• Liv Morgan said she'd be in Rusev's corner in his match against Lashley next week.
  
• Charlotte Flair and Sarah Logan had a brawl, their match never officially started.
  
• Drew McIntyre defeated No Way Jose in a singles match. He declared he was entering the Royal Rumble.
  
• Aleister Black defeated Shelton Benjamin in a singles match. Buddy Murphy attacked Black postmatch.
  
• Kevin Owens, Samoa Joe and The Big Show beat Seth Rollins and AOP by DQ when Seth attacked Big Show with a chair.
  
• A rematch of the main event was announced for next week, with the stipulation of being "A Fist Fight."
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Miz met Daniel Bryan backstage and told him to beat Bray Wyatt at Royal Rumble.
  
• Lacey Evans and Dana Brooke defeated Bayley & Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross in a triple threat tag, with Dana pinning Sasha. Lacey was FURIOUS at Bayley for talking about her daughter during a promo. Bayley did not actually talk about her daughter during the promo.
  
• Otis was mad at Mandy and Miz was a jerk to New Day in backstage segments. Elias sang a song in the ring.
  
• Chad Gable defeated Dash Wilder in a singles match. Revival beat him up afterwards, Sheamus came out and chased them off then attacked Gable too.
  
• Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz in a singles match.
  
• Roman Reigns and Daniel Bryan teased being the main event of Wrestlemania.
  
• Cathy Kelly wanted to interview Miz backstage but John Morrison answered the door and sent her away.
  
• Otis defeated Drew Gulak in a singles match.
  
• Braun Strowman defeated Cesaro in a singles match. Shinsuke Nakamura kicked Braun's head off afterwards.
  
• Bray Wyatt ruined the Roman/Bryan vs. Corbin/Ziggler main event, taking out Bryan.
  
• Corbin and Ziggler tried to do the dog food thing again but got run off by the returning Usos who saved Roman.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• This was a Year-End Awards Special with no new matches and a handful of brief in-ring promos.
  
• The Undisputed Era (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) were named the NXT Tag Team of the Year.
  
• Adam Cole won the NXT Male Competitor of the Year.
  
• Shayna Baszler won the NXT Female Competitor of the Year.
  
• Adam Cole vs. Johnny Gargano won Rivalry of the Year.
  
• Dakota Kai won the Future Star of the Year.
  
• The 8 teams for the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic are Undisputed Era, Forgotten Sons, Matt Riddle/Pete Dunne, KUSHIA/???, Grizzled Young Veterans, Gallus, Mark Andrews/Flash Morgan Webster and Imperium (Marcel Barthel/Fabian Aichner).
  
• Takeover WarGames from November won Takeover of the Year.
  
• Keith Lee won Breakout Star of the Year.
  
• Adam Cole vs. Johnny Gargano in a two-out-of-three falls match won NXT Match of the Year. 2nd place was the Women's WarGames match. 3rd place was the Fatal Fourway Tag Team Ladder Match at Takeover XXV.
  
• Adam Cole won NXT Overall Competitor of the Year. The show ended with Undisputed Era doing a group hug with their many, many awards and titles.
  
• (Very little) Episode Discussion here.
  

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