• Detailed Results here.
  
• The show opened with an angle of Elias having been hit-and-run in the parking lot, and an obvious framejob on Jeff Hardy as the culprit. Jeff was arrested after being found incoherent in the bushes.
  
• Adam Pearce informed the wrestlers backstage and there was a giant argument over who replaces Elias and Jeff Hardy in the IC Tournament. Pearce declared there would be a battle royal and the winner would face Daniel Bryan, and the winner of that would face AJ who apparently just goes straight through to the final for some reason?
  
• Sheamus won the Battle Royal to get a spot in the semi-finals of the IC Tournament he was already eliminated from. Jey Uso was the last eliminated.
  
• Chad Gable was furious backstage about Cesaro eliminating him after Gable had eliminated Cesaro.
  
• Sonya Deville vs. Lacey Evans went to a double-countout.
  
• Bayley and Sasha crashed A Moment of Bliss with guests The New Day.
  
• Sasha Banks defeated Alexa Bliss in a singles match after Bayley shoved Nikki into Alexa.
  
• Chad Gable defeated Cesaro in a singles match.
  
• Footage of a date between Mandy Rose and Otis aired, including Mandy having a sex fantasy about Otis straight out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
  
• Kurt Angle who apparently isn't fired anymore (?) introduced Matt Riddle as the newest signee to Smackdown.
  
• Daniel Bryan defeated Sheamus to make it to the final of the IC Tournament against AJ Styles, after Jeff Hardy showed up and distracted Sheamus.
  
• Jeff Hardy attacked Sheamus, the commentators were bewildered why he attacked Sheamus or how he was no longer arrested. They were also flummoxed by seeing a "2 + 2 =" preceding a "4".
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The legitimately fired Drake Maverick defeated Jake Atlas and KUSHIDA to advance to the final of the Interim Cruiserweight Championship.
  
• Johnny Gargano announced the "Johnny Gargano Invitational" to give some of the "good hands" in the back, young up-and-comers a shot to prove themselves against him.
  
• Johnny Gargano defeated Adrian Alanis in a singles match.
  
• Mia Yim and Keith Lee did a parody of the Johnny Gargano/Candice LeRae dinner spots.
  
• Raquel Gonzalez defeated Shotzi Blackheart in a singles match. Dakota Kai and Candice LeRae and Tegan Nox were all involved in various ways.
  
• Charlotte Flair and Chelsea Green defeated Io Shirai and Rhea Ripley in a tag match. Charlotte cheated to pin Io.
  
• Mauro Ranallo paid tribute to Hana Kimura during Io's entrance.
  
• William Regal agreed to NXT Champion Adam Cole's demand that Velveteen Dream never get another title shot against Cole if he loses at Takeover.
  
• Tommaso Ciampa defeated Leon Ruff in a singles match. Karrion Kross did a promo from the TitanTron.
  
• Timothy Thatcher choked out Matt Riddle to win their cage match by referee stoppage. The recently fired Kurt Angle was the special guest referee.
  
• Show Discussion Starts here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The showed opened with a Memorial Day video package. WWE finally followed AEW’s lead and put some wrestlers in the arena to act as crowd members. They had no chairs and were forced to stand the entire show.
  
• The KO Show with Kevin Owens interviewed Asuka. It turned into a brawl with Asuka, Charlotte, Nattie and Nia Jax.
  
• Apollo Crews defeated Andrade (C) to become the new United States Champion.
  
• Seth Rollins did a backstage segment with Rey Mysterio’s mask, and acknowledged Austin Theory as his new stablemate.
  
• The Iconic and Women’s Tag Champions Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross talked poo poo at each other in the ring, and the Iconic beat their asses.
  
• An unrecognisable Lana tried to talk with MVP backstage but he wasn’t interested.
  
• A tribute graphic for the late Shad Gaspard was shown.
  
• WWE Champion Drew McIntyre was the guest on the VIP lounge. He Claymore Kicked MVP as Lashley was coming out to confront him.
  
• Nattie ran out of interview time backstage after taking a call from her husband, Tyson Kidd.
  
• Angel Garza defeated Kevin Owens in a single match after jumping him before the match started.
  
• The Street Profits and The Viking Raiders played golf and mini-golf. Street Profits won, putting them up 2-1 in the “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better” challenge.
  
• Lana and MVP argued backstage over who has Lashley’s best interests at heart.
  
• Buddy Murphy and Austin Theory defeated Aleister Black and Humberto Carrillo in a tag match. Seth threatened to damage Humberto’s eye like he did Rey Mysterio’s post match.
  
• Edge did a backstage promo talking about his upcoming PPV match with Randy Orton.
  
• MVP and Lashley approached The Street Profits backstage and called them clowns after they accepted a bowling challenge from The Viking Raiders.
  
• Nia Jax defeated Nattie and Charlotte in a triple threat to become #1 Contender for Asuka’s Raw Women’s Championship. Nia pinned Nattie.
  
• Clips from R-Truth and Rob Gronkowski talking poo poo about the 24/7 Title aired.
  
• Ric Flair bellowed through a pre-tape video picking Randy Orton to win the match with Edge at Backlash.
  
• Liv Morgan did a backstage piece to camera about finding her place in life.
  
• Aleister Black will face Seth Rollins in a match next week. Rey Mysterio was casually announced as retiring next week.
  
• The Street Profits vs. Lashley/MVP ended with a DQ.
  
• Drew McIntyre ran out and started brawling with Lashley. The ref sent in progressively more wrestlers, who had all been forced to stand all day and keep social distance, into the ring for a big pull-apart brawl to end the show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• On the Dirt Sheet, John Morrison accidentally talked The Miz into a match with Universal Champion Braun Strowman.
  
• Braun Strowman defeated The Miz in a singles match. Braun accepted a challenge to a handicap match for the title at Backlash.
  
• AJ Styles defeated Shinsuke Nakamura in the Intercontinental Championship Tournament. During the match, it was casually mentioned that AJ was traded to Smackdown for "future considerations".
  
• Bayley defeated Charlotte in a non-title Champion vs. Champion match, using the ropes for leverage on a pin. Sasha was not at ringside at Bayley's request. They celebrated backstage afterwards.
  
• Sonya Deville and Dolph Ziggler defeated Mandy Rose and Otis in a mixed tag.
  
• A memoriam graphic was shown for Shad Gaspard.
  
• A preview for the Backlash match between Edge and Orton (being touted as "Possibly the Greatest Wrestling Match of All Time") featured music repeating on a loop,"♪ THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW! ♪"
  
• Jeff Hardy defeated Sheamus in the Intercontinental Championship Tournament. Sheamus dominated the entire match and then Jeff pinned him.
  
• Next week is Daniel Bryan vs. Jeff Hardy, and Elias vs. AJ Styles.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Karrion Kross defeated a jobber called Liam in a singles match. Kross and Scarlett go by the name "Fall & Pray".
  
• Tommaso Ciampa confronted Kross. They will have a match at the next Takeover.
  
• El Hijo del Fantasma defeated Akira Tozawa in the Interim Cruiserweight Championship Tournament. Fantasma is now in the tournament finals.
  
• Timothy Thatcher challenged Matt Riddle to a match that can only end by knockout or submission.
  
• A video package about Shotzi Blackheart aired.
  
• Mia Yim defeated Santana Garrett in a singles match. Johnny Gargano and Candice LeRae confronted her postmatch and ran away when Keith Lee showed up.
  
• Cameron Grimes did a promo about beating Finn Balor.
  
• Drake Maverick, who was legitimately fired and remains fired, did a promo about needing to win his tournament match.
  
• Roderick Strong defeated Dexter Lumis clean in a singles match. Lumis heroically assaulted Strong postmatch who was cowardly saved by his evil heel friends. Velveteen Dream attacked Adam Cole.
  
• Fantasma "saved" Tozawa from getting kidnapped by the parking lot ninjas.
  
• Danny Burch and Oney Lorcan defeated Ever Rise in a tag match.
  
• The fired Drake Maverick defeated KUSHIDA in a Cruiserweight Tournament match. The tie for 1st place means he, KUSHIDA and Jake Lee wrestle in a triple threat next week. Drake Maverick is still legitimately fired in the real world.
  
• Matt Riddle and Timothy Thatcher will have a cage match next week.
  
• Io Shirai and Rhea Ripley went to a no-contest when Charlotte Flair ran out and beat them both up to end the show.
  
• No link to show discussion because I don't think anybody even acknowledged the show aired today.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• A recap aired of Becky's pregnancy announcement.
  
• Edge agreed to Randy Orton's challenge for an "ordinary wrestling match" at Backlash.
  
• Seth did a promo about damaging Rey Mysterio's eye. Humberto Carrillo confronted him in the ring.
  
• Buddy Murphy defeated Humberto Carrillo when Carrillo was distracted by the fact Seth Rollins exists.
  
• Aleister Black saved Humberto from a beatdown.
  
• Baron Corbin was a jerk backstage. Liv Morgan cut a promo about how she was just like her mother and would be Raw Women's Champion one day just like her mother... wasn't?
  
• Charlotte Flair defeated Ruby Riott in a singles match. Ruby Riott has lost every single match since she has come back from injury.
  
• MVP told Lashley backstage that Lana was holding him back.
  
• Asuka and Kairi Sane had a celebration from Asuka becoming new Raw Women's Champion. Nia Jax confronted Asuka and got her rear end beat.
  
• Bobby Lashley beat up R-Truth. Lana was upset backstage to see Lashley and MVP getting along.
  
• Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross (C) won a tag match and retained their Women's Tag Titles against The IIconics when the latter team was DQed.
  
• Nia Jax attacked Kairi Sane backstage. The IIconics argued and then made up because these heels are good friends who love each other.
  
• Asuka tracked down Nia and kicked the poo poo out of her, because she is a good friend to Kairi Sane.
  
• Shayna Baszler defeated Natalya Neidhart in a submission match. Nattie, the face, threw a tantrum post-match.
  
• Kevin Owens returned and did the KO Show with Zelina Vega and Zelina Vega's Stable of Very Pretty Men. Apollo Crews attacked.
  
• Kevin Owens and Apollo Crews defeated Andrade and Angel Garza in a tag match. Andrade and Garza beat the poo poo out of Austin Theory postmatch.
  
• Aleister Black won against Buddy Murphy by DQ when Austin Theory joined Seth Rollins and attacked Black in the ring.
  
• The Viking Raiders defeated The Street Profits in an axe throwing contest. Police with an axe embedded in their windshield showed up to the large gathering of white guys holding weapons and immediately confronted the two black guys there. They were all let go because the female copy found one of the Viking Raiders cute.
  
• WWE Champion Drew McIntyre eventually defeated Baron Corbin in a singles match.
  
• Drew yelled at Bobby Lashley, who watched from up the ramp with MVP, that he wanted to face him next.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• A recap of Money in the Bank aired.
  
• Otis was the guest on MizTV. Miz and Morrison challenged him to find a tag partner to have a match against them, as Tucker wasn't available.
  
• Elias defeated Baron Corbin in the first round of the Intercontinental Championship Tournament. Sami Zayn was stripped of the belt for the crime of taking WWE at their word that he didn't have to wrestle during a global pandemic if he didn't want to.
  
• Sheamus refused to tag with Otis, Mandy Rose suggested Braun Strowman. A suspicious Braun considered it.
  
• Dana Brooke defeated Naomi in a singles match.
  
• A recap aired of Becky Lynch revealing she was pregnant, and telling Asuka she won the title at MITB.
  
• Charlotte, a heel, did a heel promo. Bayley, another heel, came out and did a heel promo on her. Charlotte, a heel, responded by trying to drive a wedge between Bayley and Sasha, both heels.
  
• The Forgotten Sons did a video segment about being angry at not being considered heroes.
  
• Daniel Bryan defeated Drew Gulak in the first round of the Intercontinental Championship Tournament.
  
• Sonya Deville (with Dolph Ziggler) did a backstage promo ripping into Mandy Rose.
  
• Otis and Braun defeated Miz and Morrison in a tag match.
  
• Otis teased cashing in when Mandy Rose came out to congratulate him, Braun celebrated with them but didn't seem quite sure if Otis was actually joking or not.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Imperium (Marcel Barthel & Fabian Aichner) defeated Matt Riddle & Timothy Thatcher (C) to win the NXT Tag Team Titles after Thatcher walked out of the match.
  
• Riddle and Thatcher got into a fight backstage over the loss.
  
• Tegan Nox defeated Indi Hartwell in a singles match.
  
• Rhea Ripley did a pre-taped interview talking poo poo about both Charlotte Flair and Io Shirai.
  
• Thatcher attacked Riddle again while he was meeting with William Regal in his office.
  
• Jake Atlas defeated Tony Nese in the Interim Cruiserweight Championship Tournament. Atlas is 2-1 and Nese 0-3 in the tournament so far.
  
• The Undisputed Era (including Kyle O'Reilly on Zoom) agreed that Roderick Strong would be the one to take on Dexter Lumis.
  
• Vignettes aired for: Karrion Kross & Scarlett; Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzalez; and finally Isaiah "Swerve" Scott who mocked people who were losing matches in the Cruiserweight Tournament.
  
• HHH, Shawn Michaels and Grandpa Road Dogg announced the next Takeover will be an "In Your House" event on June 7th.
  
• Cameron Grimes defeated Finn Balor in a singles match after Balor got distracted attacking Damian Priest at ringside.
  
• Priest attacked Balor postmatch and revealed he was the one who attacked him a couple of weeks ago.
  
• Jack Gallagher defeated Isaiah "Swerve" Scott in the Interim Cruiserweight Championship Tournament after interference by Tony Nese. Their records are now both 1-2.
  
• Kayden Carter submitted Aaliyah in a singles match after Aaliyah was distracted by Robert Stone scouting her. He was unimpressed.
  
• Johnny Gargano and Candice LaRae ate dinner and talked poo poo about other members of the roster.
  
• Matt Riddle defeated Timothy Thatcher in a singles match.
  
• Thatcher lost his mind and assaulted Riddle post-match and put him into a submission hold, refusing to release it as the show went off the air.
  
• Show Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Becky Lynch announced she was pregnant, and that Asuka had actually won the Raw Women's Title last night when she won the Money in the Bank match.
  
• Various wrestlers congratulated Becky backstage.
  
• Bobby Lashley defeated Humberto Carrillo in a No-Disqualifications match. Lashley won clean by submission after getting hit multiple times with a chair by Carrillo. Lashley is the heel.
  
• The Street Profits challenged The Viking Raiders to a basketball game. Seriously.
  
• Angel Garza defeated Akira Tozawa in a singles match. The commentators talked up how well Tozawa is doing in the Cruiserweight Tournament despite losing tonight and last week on Raw.
  
• Drew McIntyre beat up Angel Garza and Austin Theory while they were arguing with Andrade.
  
• Drew McIntyre defeated Andrade in a singles match. The commentators talked up how this was Champion vs. Champion without mentioning they had a match a month ago.
  
• Next week Drew will face Baron Corbin in a "brand to brand invitation", since that will put butts in seats.
  
• MVP offered Lashley words of encouragement and seemed to be pitching to be his manager. Lana wasn't happy about this.
  
• The IIconis interrupted A Moment of Bliss to demand a title shot, and when Alexa refused despite getting a title shot against the Kabuki Warriors in similar circumstances, they challenged them to a non-title shot instead. The IIconics are the heels.
  
• The IIconics defeated Tag Team Champions Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross in a non-title match.
  
• Rey Mysterio was interviewed about the "miracle" of landing on the secondary roof of the building instead of falling through the geometry of the world. He offered an interrupting Seth Rollins a congratulations for Becky's pregnancy, but Seth refused.
  
• Ricochet, Cedric Alexander and R-Truth defeated MVP, Shane Thorne and Brendan Vink in a six man tag. Lashley attacked Truth post-match and MVP joined in.
  
• Jinder Mahal was interviewed about his return, and his feelings about Drew McIntyre winning the title. He was not asked about Heath Slater getting fired.
  
• Shayna Baszler criticized Becky Lynch for getting "knocked up" while champion, and said the kid would be a loser considering who their dad was.
  
• Rey Mysterio and Aleister Black defeated Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy in a tag match when Seth got DQed for... pulling Rey out of the ring during a 619 attempt? What?
  
• Rollins attacked Mysterio post-match, then acted like he didn't remember what happened after Rey was wheeled out on a stretcher.
  
• The Street Profits defeated The Viking Raiders in a basketball game. Seriously.
  
• Natalya Neidhart confronted Shayna Baszler backstage about talking poo poo about a baby.
  
• The Viking Raiders revealed they threw the game, and then demonstrated a bunch of dunking and 3-point shots. Seriously.
  
• Shayna Baszler defeated Natalya Neidhart in a singles match.
  
• After faking out being the better man and congratulating Edge on his victory, Randy Orton challenged Edge to a "straight up wrestling match" at Backlash.
  
• Edge refused to respond and the interviewer said it "may be the greatest wrestling match... ever."
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Jeff Hardy defeated Cesaro on the pre-show, the culmination of the long-running storyline of Jeff Hardy vs. Sheamus.
  
• The New Day (C) defeated Lucha House Party, The Forgotten Sons and Miz & Morrison to retain their Smackdown Tag Team Championships in a Fatal-Four Way tag.
  
• Bobby Lashley defeated R-Truth in the R-Truth vs. MVP match.
  
• Bayley (C) defeated Tamina to retain her Smackdown Women’s Championship.
  
• Braun Strowman (C) defeated Bray Wyatt to retain the Universal Championship. Bray did not use The Fiend persona.
  
• The mysterious hacker character made another mysterious appearance saying mysterious things.
  
• Drew McIntyre (C) defeated Seth Rollins to retain the WWE Championship. Seth shook Drew’s hand post match.
  
• R-Truth vowed to get back the 24/7 Championship.
  
• Asuka won the Women’s Money in the Bank match.
  
• Otis won the Men’s Money in the Bank match despite AJ being the one who took down the briefcase.
  
• GDT Discussion here
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Sonya Deville defeated Mandy Rose in a singles match.
  
• Miz and Morrison and The Forgotten Sons defeated The New Day and Lucha House Party in an 8-man tag. Miz pinned Lince Dorado.
  
• Jeff Hardy was interviewed by Renee Young in the ring. He called out Sheamus and beat him up.
  
• Bray Wyatt and Universal Champion Braun Strowman met in the ring, and the Firefly Funhouse puppets begged Braun to "come back".
  
• Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Hart did an advertisement for a screening of Wrestlemania III that is coming up.
  
• Lacey Evans and Tamina defeated Bayley and Sasha Banks in a tag match. Tamina pinned Bayley after a Samoan Drop after kicking out of a Bayley-to-Belly and a top rope elbow drop.
  
• The mysterious hacker character appeared again showing videos of various wrestlers.
  
• Baron Corbin, Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro defeated Daniel Bryan, Drew Gulak and Otis in a six-man tag. Corbin pinned Drew.
  
• People kept trying to climb the ladder post-match to grab the briefcases. Otis was too fat and broke the ladder.
  
• Corbin went up like 5 times, kept getting stopped, beating the poo poo out of the people trying to stop him, then going up again.
  
• Eventually Corbin got to the top and grabbed the briefcase to end the show.
  
• This was one of the most pointless and dull Smackdowns I have ever seen.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Johnny Gargano defeated Dominik Dijakovic in a singles match thanks to distraction by Candice LeRae.
  
• Imperium's Fabian Aichner and Marthel Barthel challenged Matt Riddle and Timothy Thatcher to a tag title match.
  
• Akira Tozawa defeated Jack Gallagher in a singles match in the Cruiserweight Tournament.
  
• Chelsea Green defeated Xia Li in a singles match following interference by Aliyah.
  
• Karrion Kross defeated Leon Ruff in a singles match via submission.
  
• Io Shirai defeated Charlotte Flair (C) by DQ in a NXT Women's Title match, when Flair attacked Io with a kendo stick.
  
• Rhea Ripley attacked Flair postmatch and Io wasn't impressed by her showing up, and they got into a shoving match.
  
• KUSHIDA defeated Jake Atlas in a singles match in the Cruiserweight Tournament.
  
• Finn Balor cut a promo on "whoever" attacked him backstage a couple of weeks back.
  
• Cameron Grimes defeated Denzel Dejournette in a singles match.
  
• Finn Balor confronted Grimes postmatch, beat him up and then promised again to find "the snake in the grass" in NXT.
  
• Adam Cole (C) defeated Velveteen Dream to retain his NXT Championship.
  
• Undisputed Era interfered on Cole's behalf but Dexter Lumis (seriously) came to Dream's aid. Cole still got the win.
  
• Show Discussion (kinda) here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Asuka, Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax were guests on MVP's VIP Show. Asuka and Shayna booted Nia out of the ring and got in each other's faces.
  
• The commentators admitted that they had no idea who was in the Gauntlet match to replace the injured Apollo Crews in the Money in the Bank Ladder match, or even how many people were in the Gauntlet. WWE: The Worldwide Leader in Sports Entertainment.
  
• The order of elimation was: Bobby Lashley defeated Titus O'Neill, Akira Tozawa, Shelton Benjamin. Lashley DQed for manhandling an official. Humberto Carrillo defeated Angel Garza and Austin Theory. AJ Styles defeated Humberto Carrillo.
  
• AJ Styles, back from being buried alive by the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, is the final participant in the Money in the Bank ladder match. He joins Rey Mysterio, Aleister Black, Daniel Bryan, Baron Corbin and Otis.
  
• Seth Rollins did an in-ring interview segment about his title match at Money in the Bank.
  
• Apparently Edge and Orton are doing something on Raw next week?
  
• Shane Thorne & Brendan Vink defeated Ricochet and Cedric Alexander in a tag match.
  
• The Viking Raiders defeated Tag Team Champions The Street Profits in a non-title match.
  
• Charlotte Flair submitted Liv Morgan in a singles match.
  
• A recap of big Money in the Bank moments aired, with the top one being Seth Rollins cashing in at Wrestlemania in 2015. The edit of this moment managed to completely avoid showing or mentioning Roman Reigns.
  
• WWE Champion Drew McIntyre defeated Buddy Murphy in a singles match.
  
• Seth Rollins left after being challenged to a fight by Drew, then returned and ambushed Drew from behind (in an empty arena).
  
• Drew escaped the Curbstomp and headbutted Seth who ran away before he could get hit by a claymore.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Daniel Bryan defeated Baron Corbin by DQ when Corbin used a ladder on Bryan. Bryan got the best of the post-match brawl but then got jumped by Cesaro and Nakamura who appear to be aligned with Corbin now. No mention of Sami Zayn at all.
  
• Braun came to the ring for a promo and was interrupted by The Firefly Funhouse, and Bray reading the story of "The Black Sheep".
  
• Sheamus defeated Leon Ruff in a singles match.
  
• The 4th part of Jeff Hardy's video series aired and it was announced he would be back next week. Sheamus promised Michael Cole he would be there too.
  
• Carmella defeated Mandy Rose to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match, thanks to Sonya coming out and talking poo poo over a live mic. Sonya beat the poo poo out of Mandy post-match.
  
• Otis checked on Mandy backstage as she was attended to by medics, and got mad at Dolph Ziggler checking on her.
  
• The Forgotten Sons defeated The New Day (C) in a non-title tag match.
  
• The Men's and Women's Money in the Bank ladder matches on the PPV will take place simultaneously.
  
• Tamina and Lacey brawled with Sasha Banks and Bayley backstage after Bayley's attempted ambush of Tamina went wrong.
  
• Otis defeated Dolph Ziggler to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• WWE insisted on running Wrestlemania as a two-night Empty Arena Show in the WWE Performance Center despite COVID-19 putting most of the entire planet into lockdown and the population told to maintain social distancing and avoid gathering in public.
  
• Roman Reigns continued to be advertised against Bill Goldberg at Wrestlemania despite Roman having pulled out of the show due to health concerns re: COVID-19. 1 day before Wrestlemania, it was quietly mentioned with no explanation that Braun was facing Goldberg. Roman's name was not mentioned.
  
• The Smackdown tag titles were retained at Wrestlemania in a triple threat singles match. Miz was not in the match due to being "injured" during a brawl on Smackdown. Miz was actually sent home for showing up to the tapings sick. Also he stood tall and victorious after said brawl.
  
• Becky Lynch and Bayley retained their Women's Titles at Wrestlemania. Charlotte Flair defeated Rhea Ripley to become the new NXT Champion. Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg lost their world titles to Drew McIntyre and Braun Strowman respectively. The Kabuki Warriors lost their Women Tag Titles to Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross.
  
• Two "cinematic matches" - The Boneyard Match between AJ Styles and Undertaker and The Firefly Funhouse Match between John Cena and The Fiend Bray Wyatt - were arguably the utter highlights of Wrestlemania weekend.
  
• Rob Gronkowski won the 24/7 Title at Wrestlemania, then promptly went back to the NFL as a football player.
  
• Drew McIntyre defeated The Big Show in a title match that was claimed to have happened directly after Wrestlemania went off the air.
  
• Zelina Vega and Zelina Vega's Stable of Pretty Men featured heavily on Raw throughout the month.
  
• Johnny Gargano won the blow-off match in the long running feud with Tommaso Ciampa, thanks to a heel turn by Candice LeRae.
  
• Despite defending his Intercontinental Title at Wrestlemania, Sami Zayn has not been mentioned once since despite storyline heavy segments featuring stablemates Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro.
  
• Seth Rollins, who lost at Wrestlemania, is getting a title shot against Drew McIntyre. Kevin Owens, who beat Seth, hasn't been seen or mentioned since soon after Wrestlemania.
  
• The Fiend Bray Wyatt looks set to regain the title he lost pointlessly to Bill Goldberg at a Saudi Arabia Blood Money show.
  
• The Money in the Bank PPV this year will feature wrestlers fighting from the ground floor of WWE Corporate Headquarters to the top floor and climbing a ladder to retrieve the MITB briefcase.
  
• Timothy Thatcher replaced Pete Dunne as Matt Riddle's temporary tag team partner in NXT.
  
• Legendary announcer Howard Finkel passed away.
  
• The New Day became the new Smackdown Tag Team Champions by BIG E winning another triple threat match between singles competitors.
  
• WWE fired an absolute shitload of wrestlers for absolutely no reason despite admitting they'd suffered no financial hardship from the COVID-19 situation, during a time where there are no other promotions hiring and very few running any events. Two fired wrestlers (Sarah Logan and Drake Maverick) have continued to be used or referenced in ongoing storylines despite being legitimately fired.
  
• El Hijo del Fantasma debuted on NXT.
  
• Wrestlers keep getting kidnapped by masked men, who have failed twice to kidnap Fantasma.
  
• Extremely serious allegations about Velveteen Dream sending sexually explicit images and messages to minors were made, including an audio segment of him asking an underage boy "What school do you go to?"
  
• Jerry "The King" Lawler insisted that calling a senton by Akira Tozawa a "Ramen Noodle Moonsault" wasn't racist and didn't even make a non-apology apology for it.
  
• Vince McMahon cut an incoherent, rambling promo at HHH during a 25-year celebration of HHH's career.
  
• WWE's ratings have continued to fall, including near record lows for both Raw and Smackdown. NXT managed narrow victories in total viewers for 2 weeks of the month over AEW Dynamite.
  
• WWE held an Investor's Conference Call rescheduled to AFTER the market closed, where they revealed that despite the recent mass firings there had been zero financial hardship from COVID-19. The stock rose 11 dollars from the start of the month to $44.47, despite every single business metric besides the locked in TV rights deal falling dramatically since the last quarter.
  

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