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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

RE: Worst James Bonds Ever :champ:

windhoop posted:

DEFINITLY TIMATY DALTON more like license to bore me to death LOL! but seriously i like your guys forum I hope I fit in here :P~

PEc out

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windhoop posted:

DEFINITLY TIMATY DALTON more like license to bore me to death LOL! but seriously i like your guys forum I hope I fit in here :P~

PEc out

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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:44

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:25

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Please warn me if a link I click on will take me to ASCII anime, I am very sensitive to such things

# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:47

5TonsOfFlax: Aug 31, 2001

EorayMel posted:

RE: Worst James Bonds Ever

I genuinely thought that the original unformatted ASCII was supposed to be Abe Simpson.

# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:10

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

5TonsOfFlax posted:

I genuinely thought that the original unformatted ASCII was supposed to be Abe Simpson.

i thought that it was lenny

# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:27

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

I just thought it was a mess

# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:28

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Captain Hygiene posted:

Please warn me if a link I click on will take me to ASCII anime, I am very sensitive to such things

okay, don't click this link

# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:28

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

okay, don't click this link

NMS that poo poo plz

# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:41

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

5TonsOfFlax posted:

I genuinely thought that the original unformatted ASCII was supposed to be Abe Simpson.

ChubbyChecker posted:

i thought that it was lenny

I thought it was Frink tbh

# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:47

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

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/ ( _ //\// _ ) )
( / /' ` /' ` //
( )`(/ o) ( o)\/
( /` ____ \ ( -' /) )
((_.-~~ _ ~~-._ \ \ ( '~ )
`~--._-- ~~\ ( /__.-.-._,/
_.---~~~__ --- _.-~ ) \`-) `\ ~~~,/ /'
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It'll happen to youuuuuuuu... / `\._ /'
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:16

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Empty Sandwich posted:

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( / /' ` /' ` //
( )`(/ o) ( o)\/
( /` ____ \ ( -' /) )
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`~--._-- ~~\ ( /__.-.-._,/
_.---~~~__ --- _.-~ ) \`-) `\ ~~~,/ /'
`~~~~~~----.___.--~ `\_.-~ \ `~~~ /
It'll happen to youuuuuuuu... / `\._ /'
/ /`--~'
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:17

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

smilingfish posted:

I responded to a scam text message with the pig balls, the scammer got really mad.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:38

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Two consecutive posts in the US current events thread in D&D

i am a moron posted:

My buddy is a poll worker at our location in Delaware, said there were more people than the 2022 midterms by a lot and lots of women with their daughters. I also talked to multiple dudes I would describe as corporate republican types who were a hell yes on 1. I think it’s gonna sail through.

goethe.cx posted:

This may be controversial, but I think Steiner is the best physical lover of any playable character in the FF mainline series, and arguably of any FF game.

Steiner is so focus-minded on one thing at a time, and so physically built from running around in armor all the time, that I think he could gently caress a hole into the Sister Ray if he had to.

e: uh crap. wrong thread

# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:06

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Two consecutive posts in the US current events thread in D&D

Someone else made the latter post unironically in the Final Fantasy thread in Video Games, which appears to have had a very normal one recently

# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:10

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

Antivehicular posted:

Someone else made the latter post unironically in the Final Fantasy thread in Video Games, which appears to have had a very normal one recently

Mega64 posted:

This may be controversial, but I think Steiner is the best physical lover of any playable character in the FF mainline series, and arguably of any FF game.

Steiner is so focus-minded on one thing at a time, and so physically built from running around in armor all the time, that I think he could gently caress a hole into the Sister Ray if he had to.

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i was there for the original and it's very funny to me that that same post is now inexplicably ruining another completely unrelated thread in a different forum

# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:39

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Two consecutive posts in the US current events thread in D&D

Not quite "hey guys I've been working out!" but good for a solid chuckle.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:49

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

I made Honky Dong Country read it OP
https://soundcloud.com/user-641725526/what-is-an-oboe

I always assumed it read like a mocking style tone like a kid making fun of a dumbass.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 03:34

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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cock hero flux posted:

i was there for the original and it's very funny to me that that same post is now inexplicably ruining another completely unrelated thread in a different forum

Reminds me of the video game deals and crab leg deals thread.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 12:29

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

SubponticatePoster posted:

Not quite "hey guys I've been working out!" but good for a solid chuckle.

Oh God, what was the story behind that debacle, exactly? It's ringing a faint bell...

# ? Nov 8, 2023 12:38

honda whisperer: Mar 29, 2009

Samovar posted:

Oh God, what was the story behind that debacle, exactly? It's ringing a faint bell...

Posting workout results to an abortion thread multiple times.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 13:21

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Not just an abortion thread, the Kermit Gosnell horrorshow thread.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 14:20

Talorat: Sep 18, 2007; Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

�Unless db stands for dead baby, you�re in the wrong thread�

# ? Nov 8, 2023 17:50

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Inco posted:

I've been working out! It's just difficult to quantify the boot camp because I lose track of the reps. I got back from the gym not too long ago, but my modem's fried and I'm not too fond of phone posting. But, if I must...

Tuesday and Thursday was boot camp. Technically, I'm done all the classes I've paid for, but the trainer's invited me back for the make up sessions that the other people missed. I'll be taking advantage of that, of course.

Weigh-in (04/12/13): 204 lbs

10min elliptical

Squat
5x80
5x90
5x100
5x110
5x120

DB Bench Press
5x40
5x45
5x50
5x55
5x60

Chinups
22x110
12x110

30min elliptical

Medicinal Penguin posted:

Unless DB stands for Dead Baby, you're in the wrong thread.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 18:09

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Next up, we discuss postgresql vs mssql

# ? Nov 8, 2023 18:09

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Uhhh it's not called an Azure lift and shift for nothing

# ? Nov 8, 2023 18:29

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

some facts abut ariel sharon

Avshalom posted:

he wanrtsme to tell the turth, so here it is THE TRUTH

rewad all the way thorugh and if yo uever meet m,e uou can sink in to the salty jewish sea of my VAG

1) expanding the broders of israel aws a bad idea. he had good intetions but he was so young then. he dind't know. /it wasn'tworthhaivn g the world tunr agianat sthe jews. cause shim such grief knownig he damged relationships iwth the goys. they hodl the pwoer. don't let themtell you toherwise, wea realways vulnerable!!

2) didn't like goerge bush al that much. kind ofthorugh he was a tossre tbh.. bush kept caling him fat and he was like, gently caress off, two of my wives died

3) made so many msitakes. odn't forgethis mistakes! don't washthem awya! that's not what he wants, hewants a storng leader to LEARN from them! hthemistakes are part of him ,his legacy, just lie me

4) he guides me in mylifem i love him

5) araft was aprick,peopleonly suport him in tretroscpect on acocunt of they'r uneducated hipies, they odn't evneknow. hewa sa bad elader, started the second intifada forno loving reasn, then died. gently caress him. abbas is better, he actually caresabotu palestine/ ariel is pro-abas! he likes him

6) hewas an arse man but also liekd titties

7) oi srpead my labia adn my vagina gaopes like a hot pink UNIVERSE

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# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:09

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

When I read Ariel Sharon I really want to say Ariel Shariel instead.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:12

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Please don't post avshalom, even ironically

# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:14

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Baron von Eevl posted:

post avshalom, even ironically

# ? Nov 8, 2023 23:13

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

"making the world turn against the jews"

if u think Ariel Sharon caused antisemitism I envy your weird sheltered life free from the horrors of this idiot toilet world

# ? Nov 8, 2023 23:49

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

venus de lmao posted:

"making the world turn against the jews"

if u think Ariel Sharon caused antisemitism I envy your weird sheltered life free from the horrors of this idiot toilet world

I always knew there was something off about the Little Mermaid

# ? Nov 8, 2023 23:55

Dopilsya: Apr 3, 2010

Ariel Sharton

# ? Nov 9, 2023 00:12

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Ariel was a real villain imo. Ursula did nothing wrong.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:47

Dameius: Apr 3, 2006

Ursula was just trying to help merfolk, it wasn't her fault they couldn't live up to their sides of their contracts.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:51

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Outrail posted:

Ariel was a real villain imo. Ursula did nothing wrong.

Ariel was the worst kind of person: a rich, white, (presumably) Jewish, straight woman.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:09

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

oldpainless posted:

Ariel was the worst kind of person: a rich, white, (presumably) Jewish, straight woman.

Always considered her a WASP (white Atlantean sea princess)

# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?