[P/I] cspam officially congratulates Hamas on their victory

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Dawncloack: Nov 26, 2007; ECKS DEE!; Nap Ghost

Morbus posted:

This deserves a longer post, but the main reason is Franco, and the way fascist Spain's history from WW2 to its ultimate transition to democracy is just very different than what happened in most of the other western European powers, both internally and with respect to NATO, inter-European relations, anticommunism, and the US.

I'd be interested in reading that post.

One thing I don't see mentioned about Spain is that they are forming government and the "socialist" party and Podemos have had to negotiate an agreement with regional parties which includes amnesty for the organizers of the Catalan (8 minutes of) independence, 5 years ago. So supporting Palestine is an easy bone to throw to the bases (specially those of Podemos, the junior partner) in a time where swathes of the "socialist" constituency are restless because they disagree with the Catalan Amnesty.

In short, the only reason I see for the PM to take this bold stance is that it's conjuncturally *very* advantageous. In my view, the "socialist" party instinct would be to toe the empire's line.

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dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

CheetoVonTito posted:

Lord I hope this isn�t real

https://x.com/palestinenw/status/1728237530812952927?s=46

uhhhh that�s a pretty big accusation to lay on the Red Cross

# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:38

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

CheetoVonTito posted:

Lord I hope this isn�t real

https://x.com/palestinenw/status/1728237530812952927?s=46

Not really understanding what this video is showing. The sort of GPS device that would need to be planted on someone could not go unseen, and is likely to not work in a place like Gaza, and absolutely not at all once underground.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:41

carcinofuck: Apr 18, 2001; pink floyd still sucks

https://x.com/sprinter99800/status/1724670770465632660?s=20

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:21

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

carcinofuck posted:

https://x.com/sprinter99800/status/1724670770465632660?s=20

no shitter in the merkava

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:26

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 5 days!)

ever since Sancho Banana made a typo by spelling �terrorits� I can�t stop thinking about that being said in an Israeli accent like (ter-ror-rits).

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:28

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

carcinofuck posted:

https://x.com/sprinter99800/status/1724670770465632660?s=20

never know when they're gonna get taco bell delivered to the front lines

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:28

boo boo bear: Oct 1, 2009; I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with SEXY EGGS

I know we're dealing with one group of people who speak english as a second language and the other speak made-up gibberish called 'journalism', but there's no way trading slave labour for kids abducted on their way to school can be considered a hostage swap.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:42

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 5 days!)

boo boo bear posted:

I know we're dealing with one group of people who speak english as a second language and the other speak made-up gibberish called 'journalism', but there's no way trading slave labour for kids abducted on their way to school can be considered a hostage swap.

That's why they were freebies.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:44

carcinofuck: Apr 18, 2001; pink floyd still sucks

https://x.com/QudsNen/status/1728136919588986885?s=20

"It is very difficult to feel freedom and be released in exchange for the blood of the martyrs in #Gaza, and in light of the great sacrifices of my family in the Gaza Strip.�

These were the words uttered by Marah Bakir who was just released after spending 8 years in Israeli prisons.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:48

boo boo bear: Oct 1, 2009; I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with SEXY EGGS

hamas about to open a second front in thailand cuz the israeli government tried to stick their now-deported coolies with a ten million dollar medical bill.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:51

fanfic insert: Nov 4, 2009

sorry for posting about sweden, but its funny

quote:

The authorities have warned that the disinformation campaigns against Sweden will continue for years.

Now it is the Prime Minister's misstatement that is misinterpreted and spread in social media by the same actors as in the LVU campaign.

In the background there is a foreign power that fuels the spread and the goal is to divide the West and perhaps even disrupt the NATO process.
John Granlund
Security reporter

On the recordings from a voter meeting, the prime minister is heard saying that "Israel has the right to people..." and then changes his mind and says "Israel has the right to defense".

Now incorrect captions from the incident are being spread where Kristersson allegedly says that "Israel has the right to genocide".
Millions of views

The clip has received millions of views worldwide and gives the image of an anti-Islam prime minister.

Swedish authorities have followed the distribution of the clips over the past week and according to several sources, it is believed that a foreign power is fueling the campaign.

The accounts that have been active so far are in several cases the same ones that ran the so-called LVU campaign, with the clearest example being the Egyptian account Shuoun Islamiya. At the time of writing, the pro-Russian news service RT has also hinted that Kristersson was about to say "genocide" and this has also been noticed by the Turkish media.

The authority for psychological defense has previously come out and warned that the LVU campaign may continue for a long time to come and that the various actors will look for new postings that can be exploited.
Want to paint Sweden black

The goal above all seems to be to paint Sweden black and point out Sweden as a country hostile to Islam.

The motive is to divide, weaken the cohesion of society and tear up strong emotions.

A further consequence of this concerns the NATO process, where the government now expects a ratification in the Turkish parliament at the beginning of December.

But the greater the spread of the false image of Sweden as an Islam-hating country - the more difficult it will be for Turkish parliamentarians to say yes to Sweden in the country's parliament.

they're trying to divide us by... using our own words and actions against us ;_;

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:53

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

boo boo bear posted:

hamas about to open a second front in thailand cuz the israeli government tried to stick their now-deported coolies with a ten million dollar medical bill.

a colonial state subjugating the indigenous people but relying on an imported labor force from the other side of the globe because everyone around them hates them so they don't trust them is... familiar

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:54

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

'Divisive' is such a liberal weasel word that always means 'telling the truth I don't want people to hear'.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:56

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 5 days!)

India should implement a labor embargo on all first world states.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 08:10

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

Stories like this explain why Israel is clamping down on Haaretz:

quote:

Giora Eiland's Monstrous Gaza Proposal Is Evil in Plain Sight

by Gideon Levy

Giora Eiland is one of the �thinking officers� to have come out of the IDF. Pleasant and eloquent, his demeanor is all moderation and sound judgment. He had an impressive military career, was head of the military�s Operations and Planning Division and head of the National Security Council. He is constantly being interviewed and hailed by the Labor movement. He isn�t inarticulate and ignorant like Brig. Gen. Amir Avivi and isn�t bloodthirsty like Itamar Ben Gvir. Middle of the road, moderate right.

Eiland, not a well man, who has even written a book about his suffering, has an idea: Epidemics in Gaza are good for Israel. �After all, severe epidemics in the southern Strip will bring victory closer and reduce fatalities among IDF soldiers,� he wrote this week in Yedioth Ahronoth. One only has to wait for the daughters of Hamas� leaders to contract the plague, and we�ve won.

Eiland didn�t detail which plagues he recommends � pestilence, boils or cholera, maybe a cocktail of smallpox and AIDS; perhaps also starvation for two million people. A promise of Israeli victory at rock bottom prices. �And no, it�s not cruelty for its own sake,� he stressed, as though anyone thought otherwise. In fact, it�s rare kindness and humaneness, which would only save human lives.

Eiland, in the role of Mother Theresa, an officer and a gentleman in the world�s most moral army, made a Nazi proposal and no storm broke out. Anyone who attributes genocide to Israel is anti-Semitic, after all. Just imagine a European general proposing to starve a nation, or to kill it with an epidemic � the Jews, for instance. Imagine spreading a plague because it would promote the war effort. All is fair in war, and now it�s ok to suggest anything and everything you�ve dreamed of and never dared to bring up. Political correctness has been turned upside down. Anyone can be Meir Kahane, nobody may be human. It�s ok to propose genocide, but wrong to pity the children of Gaza. It�s ok to propose ethnic cleansing, but it's wrong to be shocked by Gaza�s punishment.

It�s no longer only the right. It�s the mainstream. Yesh Atid's MK Ram Ben Barak supports voluntary transfer, the moderate minister Gila Gamliel is also in favor. The Foreign Ministry said she doesn�t represent the government. Yes, she does, and not only the government.

Monstrousness has become correct, diabolism has penetrated the center and even left of center. Another war or two, and everyone will be Kahane.

We haven�t yet recovered from Hamas� brutality, and already we are being inundated with all this goodness � not only from the extreme right and the settlers, but from the heart of the Israeli center. Apparently, there is horrific cruelty and correct cruelty. Hamas are animals, but the proposal to spread disease is legitimate. One of the most dangerous occurrences to be born in this war is unfolding before our eyes: the standardization, legalization and normalization of evil.

This evil grew out of the ground of the unbelievable disregard and pathological indifference in Israel to what�s happening now in Gaza. Foreign journalists who come here can�t believe their eyes: Gaza�s suffering doesn�t exist. Israel hasn�t killed thousands of children and didn�t evict a million people from their homes. Gaza�s sacrifice is totally out of the picture, gone not only from public discourse but even from the daily news. On Israeli television, alone in the world, we didn�t kill children. According to the Israeli media, the IDF hasn�t committed in this war even one tiny little war crime.

A society that so disregards reality and is so indifferent to the suffering of the nation it declared war on raises moral mutations like Eiland. You can be sure he thinks his suggestion isn�t in any way tainted, all he did was make a reasonable suggestion that serves Israel�s interest. What other consideration is there, anyway, except Israel�s interest? International law is for the weak, morality for the philosophizers, humanism for the bleeding hearts. And really, what�s wrong with a plague in Gaza? Only one thing: it could infect Israel too. In fact, it already has.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 08:16

The Oldest Man: Jul 28, 2003

Willa Rogers posted:

Stories like this explain why Israel is clamping down on Haaretz:

Continues to be wild to me that these guys could fully get away with bulldozing Gaza city into the sea if they just made liberal placation noises and maintained even the barest pretense of that not being the plan, but Zionist politics will accept nothing less than mask off Nazi rhetoric in front of cameras

# ? Nov 25, 2023 08:20

Keeper Garrett: May 4, 2006; Running messages and picking pockets since 1998.

Real hurthling! posted:

were they just letting the train run off the end of the track and explode instead of sending it back?

Whoa, Bridge Builder flashback.

Ahem, DTI DTA.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 08:40

Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

ever since Sancho Banana made a typo by spelling “terrorits” I can’t stop thinking about that being said in an Israeli accent like (ter-ror-rits).

The word "terrorists" can be used in Hebrew, much like how "terror" is used (English loan words are generally pretty common in Israel) but much more often, including by the IDF, the word "מחבלים (mehablim)" is employed, which technically means "saboteurs", derived from "habalah", meaning "wound/physical trauma" or "sabotage".

Sancho Banana has issued a correction as of 08:48 on Nov 25, 2023

# ? Nov 25, 2023 08:45

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

crepeface posted:

you're a disingenuous little bitch that constantly constructs a strawman argument that no one is making to "debunk" on the behalf of white supremacist states so ima guess that you're misreading it

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:09

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

crepeface posted:

you're a disingenuous little bitch that constantly constructs a strawman argument that no one is making to "debunk" on the behalf of white supremacist states so ima guess that you're misreading it

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:11

tatankatonk: Nov 4, 2011; Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

gideon levy is gonna get asassinated the way things are going in Israel

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:17

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

morbidly curious how the israeli media are taking the hostage swap but i guess they�re currently under wartime censorship anyway

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:23

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

India should implement a labor embargo on all first world states.

India's unions apparently agree:

https://twitter.com/bidetmarxman/status/1727982326435774585

Even if it doesn't work it's nice to see solidarity there.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:25

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Claire Niveau: I've been around a bit. I've seen some creepy things in the movie business. This is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Elliot Mantle: I doubt that.

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

It's D&D Confirmed that Hamas forces were on meth or other stimulants on the 7th. Lies or bullshit?

who the gently caress cares the US military does it all the time

oh no, the people with guns killing each other are using performance enhancing drugs

like why does D&D even care? Do they think IDF pilots are not also on high tech speed?

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:29

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

i think its a lib both-sides thing that you must go 'omg hamas killed CHILDREN thats so loving awful

'

so that its okay for you to say 'hamas ftw/palestine will be free

' when you can just say the second thing

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:35

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

doing drugs means ur extra evil, except rave drugs of course

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:47

Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

Jel Shaker posted:

morbidly curious how the israeli media are taking the hostage swap but i guess they’re currently under wartime censorship anyway

The media is generally not thrilled about "terrorists" being released but is still celebrating the return of the hostages, showing images of them with their families in the hospital, etc.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:48

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Sancho Banana posted:

The media is generally not thrilled about "terrorists" being released but is still celebrating the return of the hostages, showing images of them with their families in the hospital, etc.

Are they even letting their families see them yet? Figured they were all being pulled into small rooms to be told exactly what they're supposed to say for a few hours first.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:52

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 5 days!)

Majorian posted:

Even if it doesn't work it's nice to see solidarity there.

The clear majority of Indians are with Palestine. Something like this was bound to happen eventually.

Sancho Banana posted:

The word "terrorists" can be used in Hebrew, much like how "terror" is used (English loan words are generally pretty common in Israel) but much more often, including by the IDF, the word "מחבלים (mehablim)" is employed, which technically means "saboteurs", derived from "habalah", meaning "wound/physical trauma" or "sabotage".

Saboteur would also be more accurate. It's not so much the terror that Israelis are mad at.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:53

Orbis Tertius: Feb 13, 2007

Google Butt posted:

doing drugs means ur extra evil, except rave drugs of course

The West Doesn�t Negotiate With Terrorists so now Hamas are drug addicts, simple as

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:55

Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Are they even letting their families see them yet? Figured they were all being pulled into small rooms to be told exactly what they're supposed to say for a few hours first.

They visited this morning, yes. They were flown from egypt to an airbase before being taken to the hospital though.

Keep in mind that the Shin Bet agents assigned to coach the hostages are probably gonna need to have a chat with the families as well.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:04

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1728307582698463692

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:05

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 5 days!)

https://twitter.com/SH_NasrallahEng/status/1728256161382793533?s=20

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:07

silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

Seeing the tiktokkers pointing out how awkward it is that all the israeli prisoners in the exchange are literally children.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvHDFpr/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvH5Lxu/

The PR around this only seems negative for those genocidal monsters.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:17

Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

https://twitter.com/MayadeenEnglish/status/1728307502347964724?t=Yn-PHp7A8YO6D8nZJWPsOQ&s=19

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:19

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/amansouraja/status/1728317626663711004

quote:

Due to the sensitivity of the video I posted on my Telegram channel. A masked man spoke in the video published by the Cyber Flood Al-Aqsa group on its Telegram account about the group�s success in penetrating the Israeli Ministry of Defense, reviewing a number of information about the Israeli North Gaza Military Division.

In the video, the masked man began reviewing the names of the Israeli soldiers in the North Gaza Division, their military ranks, service numbers, and their places of residence.
The information mentioned by the masked man was not limited to Israeli soldiers. Rather, he mentioned that there were dual citizenship soldiers from several countries, including Canada, Belgium, and Ukraine. The resistance obtained their information and pictures, and the conclusion of the video was the phrase, �You are living on a land that is not yours, so leave it before we bury you in it.�

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:28