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"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant."
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A good ol fashioned kick in the nutz, gets em every time
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Oct 19, 2020 22:37
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Colonel Cancer posted:The ol' spicy snake apple trick 
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Oct 19, 2020 22:49
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Quick, look behind you!
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Oct 19, 2020 23:10
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Oct 19, 2020 23:14
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Well, when you're out of control, and the gods want to stop you, so they find some hairy beastman and literally gently caress him civilized, then send him to fight you, but the two of you wind up becoming buds and going on adventures.
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Oct 19, 2020 23:16
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The ol’ spicy keychain Oh I forgot to mention that Abel gave Cain the ol’ spicy keychain and that’s why Cain killed him. The stuff about sacrifices to God was all bullshit Cain made up ‘cause he kinda felt like a dick afterward for killing his bro over a prank.
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Oct 19, 2020 23:16
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Oct 19, 2020 23:27
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The oldest tick in the book is making someone look at something that isn't there. "What in the world can that be!" In the parlance of the 1970s, making someone look left while you duck right is called "Giving them the Ol' Okie Doke."
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Oct 19, 2020 23:34
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TO settle all the PM's I've been getting, the trickiest old is, of course, Slippery Joe. This is NOT up for debate, and I will be IGNORING any more PMs sent to me about this.
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Oct 19, 2020 23:41
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I'm pretty sure that the oldest trick in the book involves a penis in some way or another...
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Oct 19, 2020 23:46
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Selling substandard copper.
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Oct 20, 2020 00:10
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Cumming in your hand before you shake the hand of someone famous.
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Oct 20, 2020 00:20
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https://twitter.com/MJMcKean/status/1268351110093275142?s=19
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Oct 20, 2020 00:27
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Pull my finger
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Oct 20, 2020 00:32
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I believe we have strong contenders with "stop hitting yourself" and "boxing glove on a spring"
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Oct 20, 2020 01:42
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It's on the CD, OP.
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Oct 20, 2020 02:25
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The last-second drop on a high five is always a classic
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Oct 20, 2020 03:32
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The ol' box of popcorn on your lap in the cinema and your friend reaches for a handful and grabs your dick which is sticking through the bottom trick.
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Oct 20, 2020 05:04
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Remember when we used to drink barley beer and go around scratching "BONER" on people's mud-brick walls? It would have been funnier if most of the population wasn't illiterate, but us scribes thought it was hilarious. Especially when we convinced that one guy it was a curse-tablet.
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Oct 20, 2020 07:50
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It's your mum, OP. The easiest, too.
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Oct 20, 2020 08:21
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It's this. We didn't have shoelaces or doors or bags in the oldest days. This was the very first trick we came up with to get one over on a person that really annoyed you.
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Oct 20, 2020 08:25
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:It's this. Right, but by that logic, "pretending to go one way but then going another" would have happened back when we only swam. The thing is, these both predate the book. Which is why my nomination would instead be "pooping someone else's pants"
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Oct 20, 2020 09:46
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The oldest documented magic trick is wrenching the head off a dove and then bringing it back to life, from some ancient Egyptian book (...scroll?) whose name I can't recall.
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Bruceski posted:The oldest documented magic trick is wrenching the head off a dove and then bringing it back to life, from some ancient Egyptian book (...scroll?) whose name I can't recall.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgO1LUijb0k
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Oct 20, 2020 10:18
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!Klams posted:... my nomination would instead be "pooping someone else's pants" Does this mean pooping in someone else's pants so they put on pants full of your poop, or does it mean sneaking them a high dose of laxatives? Both would be pretty good tricks.  
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Oct 21, 2020 03:49
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It's the trick where you say "What's that?" while pointing at someone's shirt/tunic/chest, and then when they look down bringing your outstretched finger up to quickly but lightly thwap their nose.
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Oct 21, 2020 04:10
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Lotta people posting oldest tricks here, neglecting the "in the book" part. Since some page 1 poster posted that the epic of gilgamesh is the oldest book, I think we've got to accept that the oldest trick in the book is when you get a prostitute to gently caress a wildman into joining civilization then, psyche! turns out civilization loving sucks!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SipLcrPmPOQ
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Oct 21, 2020 05:27
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Getting someone to pay money to have their dick pleasured OP. old profession does the oldest trick its simple op
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Oct 21, 2020 05:54
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Me
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Oct 21, 2020 05:59
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BigBadSteve posted:Does this mean pooping in someone else's pants so they put on pants full of your poop, or does it mean sneaking them a high dose of laxatives? Both would be pretty good tricks. 
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Oct 21, 2020 06:10
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Farting on your husbands lap when he ain't expecting it
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Oct 21, 2020 06:14
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Suckin out the rear end lining for to make sausage
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Oct 21, 2020 06:29
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Ligma What's ligma?
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Oct 21, 2020 06:33
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The fart
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Oct 21, 2020 06:34
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A pinky in the bum, OP.
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