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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


The red one is the only good one. Those black and white ones look SO generic.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

didn't want to pay for one of the names that one guy squatted

I can imagine Snyder refusing to pay someone $100,000 for a name that would be perfect just because he's a cheap muthafucker.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Matching top/bottom colors are complete color rush clownshow.

So entirely fitting the RedskinsFootball TeamCommanders ethos.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I do like the red helmet color and finish. NFL needs more matte helmets.

There I said something positive.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Android Apocalypse posted:

Matching top/bottom colors are complete color rush clownshow.

So entirely fitting the RedskinsFootball TeamCommanders ethos.

color rush was fun though

especially for the seahawks

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
the different helmets made me google and find out that the NFL is allowing two helmet designs per team in 2022, have other teams released theirs? Or are they all just doing throwbacks with the second design

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Codependent Poster posted:

how did a Steelers uniform get up there?

Hoping enough grandmothers aren’t paying attention and accidentally buy the Washington one as a gift.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

wyoak posted:

the different helmets made me google and find out that the NFL is allowing two helmet designs per team in 2022, have other teams released theirs? Or are they all just doing throwbacks with the second design

I don’t think anyone else has released anything yet, but it’s not uncommon for that sort of stuff to come out in March or April.

Going off-hand of teams that have spoken of this in the past, Tampa will likely do a creamsicle orange throwback as they did in the late 00s. Seattle has hinted at wanting to do a silver helmet alternate or throwback jersey at multiple points over the years.

Beyond that, I don’t think these teams or anyone associated directly with them have spoken about it like Tampa or Seattle, but it’s suspected that New England would do their Pat Patriot throwbacks again, Buffalo might do a red helmet/early 90s throwback, Atlanta might also bring back the red helmet for an alternate/throwback, and maybe the Chargers doing a dark helmet with their navy alternates.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Be nice to see the Panthers get a black helmet to finally match the all-black uniforms they've started wearing. If we have to lose, we should at least look good doing it.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I really like the away whites and the roundel logo, everything else is basically just Fine.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





The Washington McCarthys

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

RumbleFish posted:

Yeah, pretty much just feels like he wanted to come up with the worst possible thing in retaliation for having to change the name in the first place.

He replaced the old name with people that killed old name

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Codependent Poster posted:

The Washington Cummies

the people have spoken (insert snyder)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Washington Cobra Commanders

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014



I can't believe they hosed up the burgundy color on their away jerseys lmao

Captain Dickweed
Mar 3, 2003

Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.


Chucktesla posted:



I can't believe they hosed up the burgundy color on their away jerseys lmao

I can totally believe it. Looks like one of the Falcons uniforms.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

This is so bad, I'm am 100% certain everyone was like "dan no" and because he's dan diarrhea smoothie snyder he just went with it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Also if everyone is a commander then no one is a commander so it's even dumber than it sounds.

So mad today.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

literally just arizona state

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
The Washington Chain of Command

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

big nipples big life posted:

Also if everyone is a commander then no one is a commander

That's the government in a nutshell

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

I can't get over the Louisiana-Lafayette away jerseys with the dumb pattern on the numbers and the terrible stitch design on the shoulders. Palette swapped Oregon reject rear end uniform. All because the dumb rear end in a top hat wanted to wear dumb black pants with the away jerseys, so this is also somehow the eagles fault

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The satin finish on the helmet is good, everything else is trash and I still feel like calling it trash is a disservice to trash.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Commanders? More like Commandon'ts.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
More like Commodes!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Let's Go Commies!!!
*Clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap*!!!

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Washington Whistleblowers was right there but they’d never do anything that cool

And it is what Dan Snyder fears most

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Has any name change (not associated with a relocation) ever gone well?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Has any name change (not associated with a relocation) ever gone well?

Yes, there was once this cool unique name, the Washington Football Team.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Has any name change (not associated with a relocation) ever gone well?

If ya wanna go way back, the New York Jets were originally the New York Titans. They used throwbacks to those original teams a bit from like 2008 to 2010 or so.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Goons' favourite NFL team: the Washington Commandlines

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
Has anybody suggested "The Washington Sexual Harassment Suit" ITT?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


fartknocker posted:

If ya wanna go way back, the New York Jets were originally the New York Titans. They used throwbacks to those original teams a bit from like 2008 to 2010 or so.

The New York Titans/Jets and the Pittsburgh Pirates/Steelers are the only two that have a name change that doesn't involve a team relocating.

CitizenKrang
Jan 2, 2005
this town needs an enema
They built up hype for a Groundhogs Day announcement, it would have fun alliteration, and the nickname "Hogs" would still apply yet they didn't go with The Washington Whistlepigs. Such a missed opportunity.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

Sash! posted:

The New York Titans/Jets and the Pittsburgh Pirates/Steelers are the only two that have a name change that doesn't involve a team relocating.

Washington Bullets/Wizards
Cleveland Indians/Guardians
Tampa Bay Devil Rays/Rays
New Orleans Hornets/Pelicans
Charlotte Bobcats/Hornets

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Rusty Shackelford posted:

Washington Bullets/Wizards
Cleveland Indians/Guardians
Tampa Bay Devil Rays/Rays
New Orleans Hornets/Pelicans
Charlotte Bobcats/Hornets
Dallas Cowboys/Fuckem

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:hmmyes: this guy gets it

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Sash! posted:

The New York Titans/Jets and the Pittsburgh Pirates/Steelers are the only two that have a name change that doesn't involve a team relocating.

Literally Washington twice.

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