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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Also Dead Space 2's secret Foam Finger weapon.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhU6zDzQPVI


If only for the mental image of Isaac's VA in a booth having to do a bunch of different takes on "BANG!" and "PEW! PEWPEWPEW!".

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

EEKA GEEK posted:

I like the full-size Ritz cracker cheez things

Ritz absolutely used to sell an extra crispy cracker that was not broken into 3 separate "cracker sandwiches" spread with a cheesy goop filling.

have not seen them since before the pandemic so its been years and im guessing like everyone else they culled it as a not popular item.

it was pretty good! super dry/crispy wheat cracker with some decent shelf stable cheez inside

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Dec 15, 2022

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz

Data Graham posted:

Why do I feel like it would be really difficult to eat one of those things without the filling squirting out from between the rigid crackers?

Ummm that's a feature not a bug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkzktQlgFyU

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva


fools! what have they done!?

itry
Aug 23, 2019




uber_stoat posted:

my mental association with these things is my lunch from a vending machine while I'm sitting around in a hospital.

That's probably a large part of their target demographic.

Edit:

SniperWoreConverse posted:



fools! what have they done!?

That's a lot of work for making miniature pizzas.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SniperWoreConverse posted:



fools! what have they done!?

The shackles have been released, at last we can truly have pizza any time

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

glad i'm not the only one who always thinks of that

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

SniperWoreConverse posted:



fools! what have they done!?

I appreciate the completely unnecessary keystone. My guess is this is just a masonry nerd's side project.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Antigravitas posted:

I appreciate the completely unnecessary keystone. My guess is this is just a masonry nerd's side project.

Nah it's the next step in wood fire pizza home delivery. Just chuck one of those on those bad boys on the back of bike and you're pizza can be delivered to you the moment it's done!!!

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Also Dead Space 2's secret Foam Finger weapon.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhU6zDzQPVI

Let's keep this chain going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwxN8sCIOOE

Can't believe I'm posting a HL2 video in the garbage pizza thread. I'd almost link to a video of 1994 classic Pizza Tycoon/Connection to compensate, but it looks a bit boring these days and there are way too many terrible sequels/imitators to weed through. That game allowed you to create your own pizzas by slathering ingredients on some dough. And then you wondered why it didn't sell because you created a cornucopia of overpriced food and gave it a 50 dollar price tag to match. Good times.

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Dec 15, 2022

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

His Divine Shadow posted:

I was gonna say nope, but wiki says yes. But it certainly doesn't feel like it has almost anything in common with my idea of what a cracker is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispbread

I'm from the US, and we just always called it wasa bread.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Groda posted:

I'm from the US, and we just always called it wasa bread.

Wasa matta wheat you? 😂

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5NDaS0m-9o

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"famous" isn't the same thing as "infamous", Regis

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
he's dead for a reason

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Is a "crisp bread" a cracker?

I prefer you call me dry loaf over those two terms.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I signed up for the Chinese equivalent of Instagram and it's worth all my secrets

https://i.imgur.com/dQ4oZ8W.mp4

lol at the music on this one
https://i.imgur.com/P22eonZ.mp4

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
that first one looked nasty as hell

second one i'd like to try

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019
"Aard Varkman's pizzas are making me dizzy"

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Feliz Navidad!


Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I took a bite.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019
Happy to see you did the limp biscuit beforehand

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Desperado Bones posted:

Feliz Navidad!




Mexican pizza?

I'm disappointed.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Pork floss on pizza seems like it'd be a-ok.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

This is great, it reminds me of way back when computer games used to just have a folder of uncompressed .wav files for their sound effects and my brother and I would just record ourselves making all the noises and stick those into the game.

star trek online devs did that too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmZQT8hG70

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




As delightfully annoying as I imagined :buddy:

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Confession time: I'll devour every single one of these Brazilian flavors from the top of the list House Style with Catupiry all the way through Calabresa with Onion to the sweet Pineapple with Chocolate and Condensed Milk ending.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


But do they come with three-four olives?

If not, I'll pass.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Desperado Bones posted:

But do they come with three-four olives?

If not, I'll pass.

you inspired me to find some artisanally olived pizzas



Lol on this one they missed entirely

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I really have to question the slice distribution on this one

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
each of the pastries must be imprisoned :cop:

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Desperado Bones posted:

But do they come with three-four olives?

If not, I'll pass.

Azeitonas?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
these ones are huddling together in their nest for warmth :kimchi:


and lol they do it on calzones too

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Few know it but the MMA octagon was inspired by the pizza box shape native to Brazil.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

This calzone was deemed too loud with flavor.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Mussarela 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

A farting mink posted:

Stop posting good looking pizza! This is Norwegian Christmas pizza. The thing in the middle is a fiskebolle.



That actually looks pretty good

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

I really have to question the slice distribution on this one

they cut the pizza then sprinkled "potato fries" or whatever you call potato chips turned into little sticks, covering the cut... brazil loves potato sticks

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

That actually looks pretty good

its a ball of ground up oily fish like sardines, maybe some fillers like breadcrumbs, that's been formed into a ball and browned or looks like this one was steamed, and then inserted into the middle of your pizza...

i think?

im pretty sure its the fishbolle is disgusting to most of the planet

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