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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:Aliens could also just be so fundamentally different from us that it might be hard to accept for a lot of people. Maybe they are so fascinated by butts because they have never seen one. While for most people not making GBS threads out of their mouth is just a regular tuesday, it might be a huge mindfuck to other soecies
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What if all the aliens communicate through their butts and their probing is just an attempt to interrogate their involuntary guests?
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Dec 21, 2020 19:45
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You'd think they'd figure it out and get bored of our butts after doing it for 70 years but maybe it's just tradition for them.
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hemale in pain posted:You'd think they'd figure it out and get bored of our butts after doing it for 70 years but maybe it's just tradition for them. You show me a more clear and concise way to communicate without your anus and I'll show you a liar!
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hemale in pain posted:You'd think they'd figure it out and get bored of our butts after doing it for 70 years but maybe it's just tradition for them. You might think it’s strange to be on a table getting your rear end probed. For me, it’s just Tuesday
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Dec 21, 2020 20:14
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Maybe the first hillbilly they ever picked up had eaten a bunch of garbage and was having a really gassy day? Just like, wet farts nonstop. The aliens determined that we speak out of our buttholes and have spent the remaining time probing our asses trying to figure out how to translate the language
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Dec 21, 2020 21:04
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We had an article in the local paper about a UFO that was spotted over a dam up the canyon and people got really exited about it, until 2 days later when the truth came out and the photographer admitted it was only a plastic bag.
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Not An Arsonist posted:We had an article in the local paper about a UFO that was spotted over a dam up the canyon and people got really exited about it, until 2 days later when the coverup came out and the photographer was forced to pretend it was only a plastic bag. FTFY
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I listened through the Joe Rogan interview of Jacques Vallee and James Fox and they mentioned some interesting things. They explicitly talked poo poo about the alien-derived-transistor theory, but def talked up Ti material science being ~spooky~ in origin. The most interesting (new?) detail is Vallee explicitly claimed Chris Mellon was the og source of the released TTSA videos. I was wondering what Mellon's involvement was in this whole thing and I think Vallee said he "leaked the videos from the Navy" - hosed up if true. EDIT: This has been out there for a while apparently. lol at the story tho: "vice news posted:Mellon, who is currently a member of Tom DeLonge’s To the Stars Academy, told filmmaker James Fox in an on-camera interview that he met with an unnamed individual in the parking lot of the Pentagon and was handed a package containing the three videos that formed the basis of the most important UFO article in many years. Everything these people say is either weird fascinating truth, or part of the narrative they're selling. Delta-Wye fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Dec 21, 2020 |
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Dec 21, 2020 22:12
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whitley will die knowing his true lasting contribution to our culture is aliens dig butt stuff. hell id wager it will be his last thought.
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Dec 21, 2020 23:16
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Aliens are a centuries long ARG. Just you wait, they'll tell you what they're advertising any day now.
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james fox put out a ufo documentary that was considered to be like the most bestest ever and it was mostly reused interview footage and it was good except noted charlatan Sam Penniston was featured prominently with his made up notebook about what the UFO looked like when it landed in Rendlesham Forest. More on Peniston: quote:So 100% of the physical evidence has been easily and clearly explained. What about the men that saw the object? Well, only one of them, Penniston, claimed to actually see the object. I mean no disrespect when I say this, but that guy acted a bit weird afterwards. In television interviews, he’s shown off a little notebook in which he claims he made notes as the whole event was unfolding. Oddly, none of the other men saw his notebook at the time, and it’s not mentioned in any of the early debriefing reports. The notebook also has the wrong date (27 December) and the wrong time (12:20, by which he probably means 0020, instead of the well and thoroughly established 0300.)
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Dec 21, 2020 23:41
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Is Santa an alien? how can he get all around the world so fast without anti grav tech?
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I think Santa's more like an elder God/entity. * Always aware of what everyone is doing * Keeps track of everyone's actions * Rewards believers * Accepts offerings * Covers the entire planet in one night. * Magical. I'm sure I'm missing something but that points to elder God, to me.
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syntaxfunction posted:Aliens are a centuries long ARG. Just you wait, they'll tell you what they're advertising any day now. If this is like that angel thing in the 90s, I'm building a killdozer.
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frogge posted:I think Santa's more like an elder God/entity. Naw, if elder gods work like they do in Mortal Kombat they don't know poo poo, don't do poo poo, and are easily defeated by Liu Kang.
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Dec 23, 2020 06:24
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UFO's are the same as sport, both substitutes for politics in its various forms. If you removed them people would work out whats really going on.
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elder god Santa is an interesting idea
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Butternubs posted:Is Santa an alien? how can he get all around the world so fast without anti grav tech? According to the One-Santa Universe theory Santa can be in multiple places at once because he travels back in time. Hopefully you don't meet him while traveling backwards in time because that's equivalent to an anti-Santa traveling forwards in space.
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Dec 23, 2020 11:35
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Santa crashed at roswell and then came to my house and kissed me and stuffed my stocking
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Santa im to tired i have a meeting at 5 am ok Santa just be quick
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Big Beef City posted:Santa crashed at roswell and then came to my house and kissed me and stuffed my stocking That's weird, the aliens stuffed my stocking too
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Dec 23, 2020 21:16
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I don't know why but Santa Claus keeps visiting me, even in the off season, and sticking things in my butt wait a minute...  
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uh, Santa Claus is a jolly old elf (and a jolly old elf is he) born human he was an orphan raised by the fey and then became one after long association and is therefore immortal now his appearance as a healthy older human (like Elrond in lotr) is cannon with (most) human/elf converts
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Big Beef City posted:Kramer's pudding skin with "I wanna BELIEVE, Jerry!" At the bottom Quoting for weather balloons.
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the Mods, they knew!
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Dick Bastardly posted:I don't know why but Santa Claus keeps visiting me, even in the off season, and sticking things in my butt lmao
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Dec 25, 2020 16:56
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http://chng.it/yzLWSJKY Sign this petition to demand the Galactic Federation to reveal themselves and help fix the world!
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PawParole posted:http://chng.it/yzLWSJKY loving signed! Sick of living in a zoo
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PawParole posted:http://chng.it/yzLWSJKY It's a good thing the Galactic Federation honors online petitions
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PawParole posted:http://chng.it/yzLWSJKY I'm a very busy man. Maybe later
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Dec 25, 2020 23:46
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Dear space aliens, We have oil. Please come and liberate us.
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Dec 26, 2020 00:11
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Lmao it’s gonna turn out that naturally occurring oil is the most efficient energy source in the galaxy and aliens are just cooking up an excuse to declare war on us
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Dec 26, 2020 00:28
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The Earth humans are stockpiling weapons of mass disintegration and they hate our space freedoms!
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Dec 26, 2020 00:52
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We're all a Truman show for aliens and im embarrassed
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Pontificating rear end posted:It's a good thing the Galactic Federation honors online petitions so glad that prop 402 passed
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WEH posted:The National UFO Reporting Center has a cool website Maybe four years or so ago I dropped in on a Coast to Coast broadcast that was in the middle of talking to the guy who started and runs (maybe ran by this point, he sounded ancient) that site. He was very excited because there had been a huge unexpected spike in UFO reports to the site on the previous night. The interview was taking place on the 5th of July.
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Mooey Cow posted:The Earth humans are stockpiling weapons of mass disintegration and they hate our space freedoms! Aliens hanging a giant banner on a spacecraft carrier that says MISSION ACCOMPLISHED in space language
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Nigmaetcetera posted:If they can do that, why are they constantly abducting and sodomizing hillbillies? Abductions are less like the end of Communion and more like the end of American Beauty.
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Delta-Wye posted:I listened through the Joe Rogan interview Why would you ever do this
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poisonpill posted:Lmao it’s gonna turn out that naturally occurring oil is the most efficient energy source in the galaxy and aliens are just cooking up an excuse to declare war on us Well, they better hurry it the gently caress up.
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