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  0. Zodiac LEO Powered Pounce! LEO charges 201>101>102>202>201>303!  3. Vatman Jones Movement to 125. >Bad Gas! Vatman loses 1 Air! Jailer pursues!   5. Opal Dang-Cobra Charge to 303. >Bad Gas! Opal receives 1 Poison! 2 Manburglars pursue! Ribbon Skate pursues! Lonan is here. Shines enters the hex! LEO charges into the hex! >BAE is dragged along! >Talcum is dragged along!     (4/4HP) (1/3HP)(1/3HP)10. B.A. Elsewhere BAE is Mantling LEO! BAE Clings on, dragged to 303! >Bad Gas! BAE receives 5 Poison! (4/4HP)(1/3HP)(1/3HP)11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Talcum is Mantling LEO! Talcum Clings on, dragged to 303! >Bad Gas! Talcum receives 5 Poison! Lonan is here. Opal charges into the hex! Shines enters the hex! (4/4HP)(1/3HP)(1/3HP)14. Shines-in-Heaven Movement to 303. >Bad Gas! Shines receives Lonan is here. Opal charges into the hex! LEO charges into the hex! >BAE is dragged along! >Talcum is dragged along! (4/4HP)(1/3HP)(1/3HP)15. Lonán Murder-Birb Lonan releases Tricknic Casket...Tricknic Casket and Horrorkini removed from play! Lonan takes Aim! Shines enters the hex! Opal charges into the hex! LEO charges into the hex! >BAE is dragged along! >Talcum is dragged along! (4/4HP)(1/3HP)(1/3HP)  Wreckers, resolve Encounters!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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 The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society: Monster Violence Excites Us. Luxe Box: 37L "Hang in there Opal! We are ready to get you out of that Meateor as soon as you have slain the creature!"
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  "Wrecker Lonan. I believe it now comes to it. I hope to see you survive and extracted. Director Stahl out."
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-Heaven: HP: 1/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 18 Current DR: 3 Belt resources: Medical Units: 2 Power: 1 Air: 0 Tokens: 1 Infest 1 Burn Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. M: Glycon's Organ: Poison Tokens are transformed upon receipt into Med Units. If the maximum number of Med Units are possessed, 1 HP is restored (if possible), and the tokens are discarded without effect. Dubhan Aegisys: Slots: 1 Dubhan Aegisys: May not be overwritten or corrupted by unauthorized mods Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: MBC: 3/3 HP Encephalconoid: 1/1 HP ENC: Wrextractor vs LEO.CORE: 1d8 8 fENC: Spend 1 power to boost Decoy
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 Sponsor Luxe: 0 Sponsor Holdings: 1 Gamma Crate (double check for SPO?) "Well if they're not gonna play that way then they're not gonna get any of Cosmiq's sponsorbux, eh?" Noodling around on his console, Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. did a quick copy/paste job to submit a last round challenge to benefit any Wreckers unlucky enough to get booted from LEO's coordinates. COSMIQ Survival Challenge (2/2): Canceled! > New! > The Participation Ribbon: Begin ACT phase of Round 28 in a different hex as LEO (Vatman Jones ineligible). > The Lion's Share: Remain as the last Wrecker Mantled on LEO. If LEO is defeated, all Wreckers still considered Mantled share this prize.
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Aethelred fires off a quick, supportive voxcast, his attention divided between his feeds and the sponsor drop lists. "Come on Shines, you've got this. You're a fighter, a survivor. You will overcome this. I have such plans for you. Glorious plans. You are forbidden from dying to this thing."
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    HP: 1/3 MV: 2 DR: 4 | RIG DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 0 Luxe: 77 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens   Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos LVL2: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. May use Heavy Weapons without penalty. Items:     Weapons:  Friends:    Coursing with poison and bewildered by comms-chatter berating her for her every move, Lónan shut it all down to focus on the singular voice of reason: Her C-companion. "Try hitting it really hard!" Motile BioCover 2: Top Priority ENC: Bodyguard LEO top priority attack / LEO hits Motile BioCover ENC: Bodyguard Lethal Hits / Leo Hits LI'l Assister ENC: Cheerlead! FreeENC: HardLight Decoy! Power Up! Torchlight: Torchlight: POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ATTACK! vs LEO Core: 1d8 = 3 WARMAX Li'l Assisted Power Attack vs LEO MBOD. Riders: Plasma, Brutal, Burn from Groupie: 1d14 14
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 2/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 24 DR: DR3 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 1 Power // 1 Air // 4 Scrap Hazard Tokens: Many Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale), Power Attacks gain Penetrator // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [2/2]: Pulse Poundr (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: Dubhan Aegisys (+3 DR, 1 Mod Slot) Utility [2/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Optiscope [sub]Consecutive misses provide stacking upscales Familiar [1/2]: 0 Optiscope Upscales Things were going dark at the edges of Opal's vision. The whole world was swimming through the cockpit's windshield. Right now, Opal wanted to just... sleep. No amount of the many exotic amphetamines that her PWN could produce could overcome that simple, lizard-brain impulse. Close your eyes, it seemed to say. Everything's hurting right now, but if you just close your eyes and sleep, it'll all go away. It'll be fine! Just fiiiiiine. See, the rest of the wreckers are handling it. Just go to sleep. It'll all be okay. Opal's eyes snapped open, a blood vessel bursting. The other wreckers were clearing the core. They were stealing her spotlight. With an animalistic scream, Opal surged against the restraints of the rig's harness, willing it forward out of arrogance, pride, and above all else, spite. So loud was her cry it could be heard outside the rig, over the rushing of the encroaching vacuum, the roar of the Dragnslayer's thrusters, and LEO's dying screeches. She drove the lance into the shattering core with all the force she could get the rig to exert. "MINE!!!!!!" Final Lance Attack: 1d14 8 Crit for a Buff Token!
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0. Zodiac LEO / 5. Opal Dang-Cobra / 10. B.A. Elsewhere / 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem / 14. Shines-in-Heaven / 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Momentous Charge! LEO.H2 hits Opal's Bounder! Charge! Opal critically hits LEO.Core! >Opal receives 1 Buff! Debilitating Roar! >Shines is affected, but MBC intercepts! >Lonan resists! Rending Talons! LEO hits Shines, but Hardlight Decoy foils the attack! ShredR! LEO hits Shines, but Hardlight Decoy foils the attack! BAE misses LEO.Core! Talcum hits LEO.Core! Evasion Increase! Shines activates Hardlight Decoy! Shines hits LEO.Core! >Shines' Med Units are full! Evasion Increase! Lonan activates Hardlight Decoy! Power Attack! Lonan hits LEO.Core! Torchlight misses LEO.Core! Slider 1 hits Lonan, but Hardlight Decoy foils the attack! Slider 2 misses Lonan! Ribbon Skate hits Lonan, but MBC intercepts! Manburglar 1 misses Lonan! Manburglar 2 misses Lonan! Greaser misses Shines from NW! Opal's Bounder is Pushed to 101, takes 3 damage (reduced from 4) and is destroyed! >Opal's MBC absorbs ejection trauma! Opal's MBC takes 1 damage (reduced from 2) and 1 Burn! Shines' MBC is Fully Disabled! Lonan's [X]MBC takes 1 damage! LEO.Core takes 18 DAMAGE and is DESTROYED!  ZODIAC DOWN posted:
 Wākŕo! A hard-fought and close-won rumble, but credit a W for the Wrecking Crew! A real board-buster for Junker Dang-Cobra; a standout performance that should bring up the numbers on her flagging album sales. ZODIAC DOWN; I was wondering when I was going to get to say it again. This meatball is officially expired, blasteroids; so pack up and ship out.Challenge Complete posted:Any Landing You Walk Away From: Have a rig you are piloting be destroyed by LEO, and survive the experience. 3. Vatman Jones Jailer hits Vatman, but MBC intercepts! Nugget 1 hits Vatman, but MBC intercepts! Nugget 2 hits Vatman! Nugget 3 hits Vatman! Vatman's MBC takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Vatman's MBC takes no damage (reduced from 1)! Vatman takes no damage (reduced from 2)!  Wreckers, take your final Actions before Extraction!
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"Sincere congratulations on your survival, Wreckers. I look forward to your future successes. Director Stahl out."
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   Councilman Six's feed was from somewhere else, another ship's bridge. The executive idly tossed That Hat up and down as he addressed a very specific Wrecker, "Spectacular work, Wrecker Opal. Do not allow the dunces with you take undue credit; this victory was all you. A shuttle will be awaiting you after your exfiltration and debriefing. We would like to provide you and you alone the most bespoke of detoxification experiences. It will be a wonderful time, this I guarantee." There was a crack of gunfire from off screen. The flash of a muzzle illuminating the bridge for a fleeting moment. The dull thud of a collector's body hitting the floor. paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Feb 2, 2021 |
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PRIMEO Beff Yeetos smirked, finished his drink and got to his feet, stretching his well-sculpted body free of stiffness from the duration in which he'd sat there. He brushed an immaculate hand across non-existent hair - across a diamond-domed scalp. It had been some time he'd spent here now, working idly and remotely, observing the Wreckers and otherwise socializing with some of the high echelons of corporate power in the Decree. The WCLTD sponsor lounge was not a usual hangout for the YeetCorp PRIMEO, but he found he'd desired an outing and the WCLTD invitation had been the first thing to appear on the available docket of distractions. His presence had been a mere express delivery away, so why not? The PRIMEO was glad it - by and large - had not disappointed. "Another Zodiac down. Well done to the Wreckers - some more than others. I will have to decide who to send this YeetCorp Beta crate. Unless we pitch another dubious, debt-saddled candidate into the matches rather than merely patronizing one. I shall at least be interested to see if Shines-In-Heaven survives to assume our D-ed headhunter's misplaced filial obligations. That would be, ahah, amusing." Beff maintained his smirk as he stepped over to a YeetCorp-brand launch pad - installed for the occasion of such a visit - and passed the gene-locks and a few other, less obtrusive, security mechanism. When it slid open he entered the cushy, cushioned luxury crash pod and strapped himself in. With a gesture and a wave, the blast doors surrounding the pod closed and the lounge rattled slightly as the PRIMEO shot off into the stars and parts unknown, hidden behind heavily encrypted and proprietary auto-trajectocalculatory algorithms, his pod joining other mass-driver launched packages traversing the distance between planets, stations and asteroids, cluttering up the space lanes but granting huge savings on intersystem shipment costs.
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  "Congratulations one and all on a job well done. To my... well, I don't want to say peers because most of you are lowborn corp climbers, not born elite, ave atque vale. Herr Gureyovitch, Rook Engagement Organism 4271-Phi, let's walk awhile. I have a couple of things I'd like to discuss with you away from the riffraff. To Six, well, as always it's been delightful sparring with you, but a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent gets stale after a little while so I shall see you next map."
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Hexenritter posted:"To Six, well, as always it's been delightful sparring with you, but a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent gets stale after a little while so I shall see you next map." "Calling the syphilitic mass that resides inside your skull a weapon demonstrates a questionable understanding of weaponry. Fitting for your sad excuse of a company. Until next time, I suppose." paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Feb 3, 2021 |
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 If Susan's offended by the higher-class sponsors engaging in their casual snubs, she doesn't show it. Obviously hobnobbing with the old money would be a wonderful opportunity, but... being a DeBlucch means understanding that one's place among the elite derives solely from money and skill, and almost nobody is excited about networking with a clan of biotech geniuses turned Horrifics. Or Horrifics turned biotech geniuses. Or... well, there are plenty of theories about where precisely her family had come from, but none of them are very savory. Poor Sidious. In some ways, he was the most DeBlucch of them all. Nonetheless... "A fantastic time, everyone. What a delight! I can't wait to watch the exit interviews and, of course, see what's next. ... Will they pick up the vatman, too? It seems a shame to leave him. What an utterly singular creature."
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   "What an utterly delicious end to this whole thing. Wrecker Theo, a drone is on its way to retrieve you should you accept our offer of employment. Wrecker Talcum, it was a pleasure watching you work. Wrecker Vatman... I would still enjoy your stuffed head upon my wall. But I think I can wait just a little longer."
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  Midge grinned broadly as the massive entwartainment machine collapsed under the onslaught, offering a casual gesture of salutation to those responsible. "Ahh, that takes me back. Glory to the wreckers! Don't forget to pad your retirement packages while you still can, yes? Director Von Schussman the fourteenth, you have my attention." One last, slightly wry nod to CEO DeBlucch on the way out.
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The peal of laughter that follows the monochrome figure out of the sponsors lounge reverberates with an unforced edge, carrying even as he heads for the shuttle that will ferry him back to the Klytemnestra. AJ_Impy posted:
"Do you remember the Biotitan initiative I forwarded you the preliminaries for a while back? Well, I've had a little time to let it percolate and... oh, yes, while I'm thinking of it, Miss DeBlucch, would you kindly come with us? I have an opportunity that might interest you also." Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Feb 3, 2021 |
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Stahl nods to Midge as he heads out. "You mentioned you had things you wished to discuss with me following the completion of CYST. Perhaps we can address that once you are finished with Pertinax." She then nods politely to Von Shussman. "I have no doubt I will see you next time around, Director. I wish a productive and profitable time to you."
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"And I you, Director. Your field companion exceeded my expectations, and your dedication to wrecker survival was remarkable. Until next we meet."
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   Magitek Mafia "Sufficiently advanced Sponsor Luxe: 0  Sponsor "Inventory:" N/A Donato is not in his usual place on the video feed, but his irate voice can be heard from offscreen. What the hell do ya mean, they froze all trading on THEORET futures?! I've been shorting his shares this whole time just waiting to unload when the inevitable happened, and now THIS bullshit at the last second?! That was gonna be the big Magitek payoff for this drat meatloaf! The Capo Stregone stomps back into view, holding a crystal tumbler full of sparkling amber liquid. He looks distinctly dispirited. Hey hey, Wreckers! ...Catch ya next map, see? Challenges: -ZIP-
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 2/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 24 DR: DR3 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 1 Power // 1 Air // 4 Scrap Hazard Tokens: Many Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale), Power Attacks gain Penetrator // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [2/2]: Pulse Poundr (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: Dubhan Aegisys (+3 DR, 1 Mod Slot) Utility [2/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Optiscope [sub]Consecutive misses provide stacking upscales Familiar [1/2]: 0 Optiscope Upscales The Bounder drat near disintegrated from the force of LEO's impact, the cockpit falling apart around Opal as she was sent soaring. The first high-speed impact with the rapidly-deteriorating ground was absorbed by the remnants of the rig's roll cage. The second was her MBC clinging to her back and inflating its tumors to soften the blow. The third was the Aegisys, armored plating heating up as she skidded across frozen grease, out towards the roaring vacuum of space that was reaching out to meet her--and disqualify her. Summoning reserves that she didn't know she had, Opal dug her armored fingers into the Meat, tearing a large fleshy gash into it, slowing, slowing... and coming to a stop just at the edge of the arena, barely holding against the flatulent wind trying to pull her out. That was it. There was nothing more she could do. This was how it ended. She was going to lose her grip and go tumbling out into space just like Theo--her enhanced eyes could just barely make out his tumbling form being scooped up by a recovery shuttle. All the effort for-- A triumphant little jingle sounded in her internal comms. The map was over. She'd done it. She'd won. quote:
Opal grinned wickedly and punched the area victoriously, before quickly catching herself and clinging back on to give the approaching aeropath time to arrive. "''bout time someone recognized it. Yeah. Yeah, I could use a couple letters right now. Some R's and Z's would be reaaal nice. Maybe the rest of the alphabet, too." She released her grip on the meat only when the aeropath had firmly secured her tether to the ride out. Yeah. Time to relax. She'd earned it. freeACT: Salvage for 2 Scrap (if hex empty) ACT: Boosted Upload all scrap (either 4 or 6) to sponsor! Exfiltration: Dubhan Aegisys + Pulse Poundr +Dragnslayr for 10+20+30=60 Luxe Bank: 180 Luxe The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Feb 4, 2021 |
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones(Stock: 1)(manburglar)(veilrender) HP: 6/6 Move: 3 Scrap: 18 Luxe: 048 DR: 2 PURPLE HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 3 Power // 0 Air Mutation [5/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) // Sebaceous Mist (LVL1) (TN to be hit increases by 1 while Retreating or taking Cover; gain Vulnerable (Burn)) // PrisMantle (LVL1) (Subject is treated as having purple armor if they possess any Warp, and is treated as a convert by Hiver units if they possess any Infest; subject gains no benefit from HAZ DR of any kind.) // Chiral Perversion (LVL1) (Gain a melee attack mode – 1d4/1 Max HP; on a roll of a 1 on this attack, the user loses 1 Max HP instead.) HAZARD TOKENS MINIONS (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP, )An alarm signaled the end of the map, and with that the current season. Vatman exchanged a stiff nod with the mutandi, as they ceased their attack and started to trundle towards the employee break room. As for Vatman himself, he merely arranged all of the junk he'd found into a neat pile, and tagged it for some scrip. Barely enough to get him out of here with the bare necessary tools for survival. He'd leave CYST behind like so, a third of the way through his career. With 3.4% of what he needed to be allowed a retirement. This would have been a sad fact of life, for anyone that held any expectations for theirs. Vatman, thankfully, was free of such burdens. ACT: Redeem my 18 Scrap: 18d6 59 EXTRACTION LUXE PRE-EXTRACTION: 48L+59L=107L BUTT TAX: 30L CS FIELD MEDIC: 10L ROOK WRECKTUMIX: 20L DAMME-NIER UNIT: 30L LUXE POST-EXTRACTION: 107L-30L-10L-20L-30L=17L
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Feb 4, 2021 10:18
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 "Two maps in a row the wreckers who've worn Galaxploitation branded clothes have survived and won. Survival has never been so sexy. Order yours today, enjoy feeling like you're wearing nothing at all while still conforming to public decency codes that give us a monopoly on nudity. And always remember, Galaxploitation takes good care of their stars as long as they continue to perform." Shay D. switched off the broadcast. It wasn't enough, Galaxploitation could've had WCLDT by the indeterminable mutated protuberances if only the wreckers had made contact with the meatball's brain. Maybe the next map would pay off, just the matter of finding someone who was about to fail their next performance review. The Bench 700 Healthclub posted:"...I ask you, have I not finely constructed the temple that is my body? Have I not honored leg day and kept it holy? If that coward Cawsey would just step into the ring with me we'd see who's excommunicated." "Send Reverend Fizzlebeef in, his crisis of faith is beginning to affect our gains as well."
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-Heaven: HP: 1/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 18 Current DR: 3 Belt resources: Medical Units: 2 Power: 1 Air: 0 Tokens: 1 Infest 1 Burn Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. M: Glycon's Organ: Poison Tokens are transformed upon receipt into Med Units. If the maximum number of Med Units are possessed, 1 HP is restored (if possible), and the tokens are discarded without effect. Dubhan Aegisys: Slots: 1 Dubhan Aegisys: May not be overwritten or corrupted by unauthorized mods Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: MBC: 3/3 HP Encephalconoid: 1/1 HP ACT: Upload: SIH Items: 18 Scrap, 4 Items (Grogutz, BNode, MBC, RigRipper): 22d6 80 Talcum Items: 8 Scrap: 8d6 40 Lonan Items: 8 items (2Can McCaw, Fabrikit, C-Companion, Kameleon Koat, MBC, MBC, Torchlight, AutoDOC to Shines-In-Heaven): 8d6 26 Total Upload value: 146 Exfiltration: Exfiltrate Aegisys (-10L), Wrextractor (-20L), Encephalconoid (-30L) for a total of 60 Luxe ZLoot: Claim Alpha Core
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Feb 4, 2021 20:27
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 Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. A sad state of affairs where the [Wreckers] cannot see the IMMeNSE value of a Z-Node! ... But such is life. Well fought, [Wreckers]. You have impressed us mightily. This was Rook. Well done, guys!
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Feb 4, 2021 21:19
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 3. Vatman Jones Vatman uploads 18 Scrap for 59L! Extraction Report posted:Vatman Jones 5. Opal Dang-Cobra Opal Salvages for 2 Scrap! Opal uploads 6 Scrap for 23L! Extraction Report posted:Opal Dang-Cobra 10. B.A. Elsewhere SWAP posted:Talcum gives 8 Scrap to Shines. Extraction Report posted:Bonny-Anne Elsewhere 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem SWAP posted:Talcum gives 8 Scrap to Shines. Heuristic Precognition! Failure! Results are converted to 1 Scrap! Extraction Report posted:Talcum Bee Buzzem 14. Shines-in-Heaven SWAP posted:Talcum gives 8 Scrap to Shines. Extraction Report posted:Shines-in-Heaven 15. Lonán Murder-Birb SWAP posted:Talcum gives 8 Scrap to Shines. CLASS EXEMPLAR posted:
Extraction Report posted:Lonán Murder-Birb Extraction posted:Extraction underway. WRECKING CREW complete.   Stick a fork in another one, Rev. A grilling display of prowess, Haze. The steaks were high, but the Wreckers displayed rare skill. Well done. But this was just a warm-up, Haze. If these shoot-larvae want to chew through their coccoons of weakness and self-doubt to become the terrible murderflies they long to be, they'll have to pull out all the stops. It won't get any easier; they'll definitely have to GLOW for it. But until then, keep sidearms in view... Because it might just be you... on WRECKING CREW!!! Did you know they decanted Opal wrong as a joke?
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Feb 4, 2021 21:53
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H3:M1 is now concluded! Survivors may now choose 1 Veteran Upgrade and 1 Veteran Talent as indicated in Rules/After the Fire. All players may now vote on Research Credit allotment (see below). Play will resume after a short break, with open application and a new map reveal. Changelog posted:Rules/Phases and Posting now contains: CLASS UNLOCK posted:Talcum has unlocked the class: Duelist! Research Vote posted:Wreckers have earned 5 Research Credits.
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Feb 4, 2021 21:54
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Director Stahl looks over her Concordant Coordinator at the aftermath of CYST. Her sponsored Wrecker survived and extracted with some very effective equipment, which might aid future survival, but she's behind the curve on retirement. Concordant's partnership with Mariner Arms- although it seems early to say- has some preliminary signs of the research data potentially being of use, while the Concordant Company itself has been trying to upsell WCLTD on delivery drone designs, making use of Concordant expertise in utility robotics. And, despite the mismatch between the Concordant corporate image and that of Wrecking Crew, the extraordinary popularity of Wrecking Crew and Concordant's role as a steady, responsible sponsor has so far been a public relations success that appeared to be driving increased consumer demand. All in all, Hilde Stahl was satisfied with the outcome of the Concordant sponsorship deal, and made arrangements to renew the sponsorship deal for the next map of Wrecking Crew. Voting for 3 research credits to be applied to DPM Rifle Reroll, and 2 credits to be applied to delivery drone capacity.
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Feb 4, 2021 22:23
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3 pips on Delivery Drone Capacity 1 pip on Warhulk Guide 1 pip on Rekonciliator Guide
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Feb 4, 2021 22:24
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1 pip vote on Rekonciliator Guide 3 pip votes on Hazmat (Warp) 1 pip vote on DPM rifle (Reroll) Scribbleykins fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Feb 5, 2021 |
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Feb 4, 2021 22:27
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 "What do you mean the new design only holds one item? MY funds were being drained on your overpriced deliveries!" 3 pips on Drone Capacity 2 pips on Drone Discount
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3 pips on Drone Capacity 1 pip on Warhulk unlock guide 1 pip on Hazmat (Warp) -- in loving memory of Ned Sidious
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