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Wulfolme posted:They're always pretty insistent that as soon as the rings are on, you're not only welcome to tear that cooter up, you're loving encouraged. They're against all forms of sex that ain't husband and wife because the boundless joys of the wiener are supposed to be strictly reserved for holy matrimony. You're never supposed to pretend they don't exist. They're not quite that stupid. I bet Jim Bob is a foot fetishist or something.
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Krispy Kareem posted:As already mentioned, sex within the relm of marriage is fine. So it's a little better than "I'll trade you my daughter for 3 goats and an AK-47."
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Top City Homo posted:its cool how some of the poorest people live in Arkansas and vote for the aaw shucks poo poo eating grin cocksuckers that keep them from rising up in life. lol Nobody in Arkansas votes because the options are always either two shiteaters or one unopposed shiteater. Those campaign ads for Tom Cotton ran for like two goddamn years straight.
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Lord of Pie posted:lol Nobody in Arkansas votes because the options are always either two shiteaters or one unopposed shiteater. obama obama obama obama obama obama president barrack obama
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Krispy Kareem posted:And if you want to break it off, I'm sure you'll get no more pressure than any other child whose parents take an unhealthy interest in your sex life. Cf., at least one girl was smart enough to hit the eject button on Josh.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Jill Duggar actually met her husband in Napal where he was doing missionary work. And yes, Jim Bob was with her the whole time (they got matching native outfits). No, her husband was in crazy jim bob's bible study group or something, and daddy set them up. Then he and jill skyped for a while about bible poo poo, and then jim bob took her to meet him in Nepal where he was doing missionary work. So it was still daddy that arranged the whole thing. JIM BOB
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Idiot Kicker posted:I want to make this image 16-bit-style but I don't have the skill necessary ![]() Neither do I, I suppose. ![]() staberind fucked around with this message at 04:53 on May 29, 2015 |
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staberind posted:
it made me laugh so gj buddy
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staberind posted:
looks like a sim city adviser from the cutting room floor.
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his tiny babylike features make him perfect for pixelated art
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That quote comes from this: http://duggarsandbatesconfessions.tumblr.com/page/38 Specifically: http://duggarsandbatesconfessions.tumblr.com/post/118965078392/it-kinda-gets-on-my-nerves-when-people-are-like staberind fucked around with this message at 05:06 on May 29, 2015 |
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Didn't the doctor say she'll die or something if she tries to pop another clone out?
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staberind posted:https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10152942608316872&id=312383761871&comment_id=10152942675476872¬if_t=share_reply Ha, I like the idea that even Betty Bowers is like "hell naw" to the Duggars.
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dog buttz posted:I bet Jim Bob is a foot fetishist or something. I bet he has some weird diaper fetish that I saw on an episode of Real Sex back in the 90s.
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My bet is on Michelle being able to pump out 1 or 2 more babies (likely with physical or mental disabilities) before she eventually dies of a pregnancy complication, leaving her oldest unwed daughters to become full time moms instead of part-time moms.
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Crusty Nutsack posted:No, her husband was in crazy jim bob's bible study group or something, and daddy set them up. Then he and jill skyped for a while about bible poo poo, and then jim bob took her to meet him in Nepal where he was doing missionary work. So it was still daddy that arranged the whole thing. Well, yeah. There has to be some family connection because they only ever hang out with other like-minded families (hence the limited pool of suitors). What I'm getting at, is no matter how backwards the process - it isn't an arranged marriage and the girls have a choice, in as much their limited exposure offers. I'm sure at least one Duggar would love a heavily muscled man with skin like polished ebony, but Michelle will never get to realize that fantasy because the only black guy she ever sees is Herman Cain. Nessa posted:My bet is on Michelle being able to pump out 1 or 2 more babies (likely with physical or mental disabilities) before she eventually dies of a pregnancy complication, leaving her oldest unwed daughters to become full time moms instead of part-time moms. I thought they were done after this last one? If only because they're out of all the good J names and not even Jim Bob wants a boy named Jay-Z. Krispy Wafer fucked around with this message at 05:39 on May 29, 2015 |
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Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls.![]() ![]()
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Say Nothing posted:Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls. HOLY poo poo ![]()
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Krispy Kareem posted:Herman Cain ![]()
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classic
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Krispy Kareem posted:Well, yeah. There has to be some family connection because they only ever hang out with other like-minded families (hence the limited pool of suitors). What I'm getting at, is no matter how backwards the process - it isn't an arranged marriage and the girls have a choice, in as much their limited exposure offers. I'm sure at least one Duggar would love a heavily muscled man with skin like polished ebony, but Michelle will never get to realize that fantasy because the only black guy she ever sees is Herman Cain. Yeah, they have a choice to pick the guy their dad picks for them. That's a choice all right. I guess you missed the link someone posted earlier in the thread about how Josh was betrothed to a girl at 14, then the whole molestation thing happened and that fell apart.
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Say Nothing posted:Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls. Can't be a Duggar daughter, she's dressed too skanky
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shiksa posted:looks like a sim city adviser from the cutting room floor. YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON loving! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
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Say Nothing posted:Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls. legit uncanny Jonny 290 posted:YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON loving! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
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Nike! Nike, thread, nike!
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Krispy Kareem posted:
They don't have a Judith yet...that's a good Bible name ![]() Then again.......
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Why you all so down on ol' JB? He just wants to be part of the long-standing brotherhood where a man has control over a large number of women.![]()
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I thought Michelle Duggar hit menopause and that's the only reason they stopped
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I just found out the Bates family exists, also with 19 kids and 2 seasons of reality show under their belt already. I guess they've got a standby freakshow all ready for that slot on the freakshow channel. They don't seem to have a naming scheme tho.
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So the girl that rejected Josh, (surely she rejected him and not the otehr way round?), does she get ostracized for not picking a 'perfectly good bachelor boy her parents picked"? Is she somehow sinful for not aquiesing to his/her parents wants? Will no other suitors want her because she is damaged goods, or even worse 'slutty' for having dated multiple men before marriage?
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BrigadierSensible posted:So the girl that rejected Josh, (surely she rejected him and not the otehr way round?), does she get ostracized for not picking a 'perfectly good bachelor boy her parents picked"? Is she somehow sinful for not aquiesing to his/her parents wants? Will no other suitors want her because she is damaged goods, or even worse 'slutty' for having dated multiple men before marriage? you say that like you think it was her and not her dad that vetoed the match.
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Shithouse Dave posted:you say that like you think it was her and not her dad that vetoed the match. Jesus forgiveness heals all wounds (except broken hymens)
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BrigadierSensible posted:So the girl that rejected Josh, (surely she rejected him and not the otehr way round?), does she get ostracized for not picking a 'perfectly good bachelor boy her parents picked"? Is she somehow sinful for not aquiesing to his/her parents wants? Will no other suitors want her because she is damaged goods, or even worse 'slutty' for having dated multiple men before marriage? Her dad broke them up after he found out Josh molested his sisters. Before you think too well of him he did it because he lost an election and went looking for the sin in his house that made God punish him. Not, you know, to keep his daughter from marrying a child molester.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:my dad, who grew up hardcore southern baptist but has been pretty much non-religious since the 70s, still brings up weird Blood Libel type stuff about catholics occasionally Pretty sure he stole sterreotypes that rightfully belong to the Jews...
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staberind posted:
ugh worst 90s shovelware ever I'm going back to wolfenstein (gets out box of 11 diskettes)
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Jim Bob Duggar is one ugly mother fuggar Jim Bob Duggar is a filthy daughter fuggar Jim Bob Duggar gonna fuggar his own Duggars Jim Bob Duggar is one ugly mother fuggar
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dog buttz posted:I bet Jim Bob is a foot fetishist or something. NIKE! NIKE! Krispy Kareem posted:I'm sure at least one Duggar would love a heavily muscled man with skin like polished ebony, but Michelle will never get to realize that fantasy because the only black guy she ever sees is Herman Cain. There was a black personal trainer - which is why there was that picture where Jim Bob was showing off his guns (not the actual weapons cache he probably has in a bunker somewhere). I guess it would be impure for him to work with the girls/women though, maybe they're not even allowed to cast their eyes on his skin?
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Idiot Kicker posted:I want to make this image 16-bit-style but I don't have the skill necessary Is this any good? ![]() Would like to see a Magic: The Gathering card but lack skill and knowledge.
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Uncanny: ![]() Also, from http://duggarmemes.tumblr.com/: ![]() I suppose this might not be an accurate quote, not sure?
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