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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I humbly request gang tags/banners of each respective belt



I would like to wear my prize


edit: I am being told by people backstage that my prize is nothing and that I should be happy about it, I grossly misunderstood the nature of the title



I'll take it


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
support bot is my new friend and i would give them a magical gem if they asked





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Thanks to HaschelCedrickson for the SA Support Robot CAW

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
There may be some streams on Saturday testing the capture card but I can't give any reliable times for that

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Snooze Cruise posted:

support bot is my new friend and i would give them a magical gem if they asked

TheSwizzler posted:

Thanks to HaschelCedrickson for the SA Support Robot CAW

S.A. Rob executed their programming well

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
https://voca.ro/1eFZHcJaSDF9

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



had too much pumpkin to eat

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Shinjo may have taken the title, but Soyplexity isn't about winning, or kicking butt, or even about taking down your enemies. It's about jobbing like no other, about showing the world what a good athletic support does, giving the people a spectacle, a show, a memory.

Crush me. Bleed me. Bury me. I'll get back up and lose like a champ every. drat. Time.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
no no the ring of dishonor title is a reverse title. Its a cursed title. IF you lose you keep it and are known as the biggest loser.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

KungFu Grip posted:

no no the ring of dishonor title is a reverse title. Its a cursed title. IF you lose you keep it and are known as the biggest loser.
You say this, but all I see is winning. Which is to say, Losing.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Next week the Men's and Women's Eliminator Tournaments Continue

We're also starting the Tag Title Eliminator Tournaments!



Men's:


Women's:


Please note that I hosed up and tonight's gem vs hat match was NOT an eliminator match as the competitor that left the organization was actually knocked out of the tourney on Tuesday and I misremembered. By way of apology, verbal enema and marumaru get a bye in the women's tag tourney.

Also next week:

Titan:
Cavauro vs That DICK! for the PYF Title

Neon:
KungFuGrip vs prayer group vs biosterous for the Hardcore Flamewar Title

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
What about my gem

Shions of Qud





TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
you still get the gem

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
sigh, let me find my gem diagram so you can pick which magical gem you get. they each have different powers and stuff.





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post


ok verbal enema, pick your gem 😔





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

TheSwizzler posted:


Neon:
KungFuGrip vs prayer group vs biosterous for the Hardcore Flamewar Title

https://voca.ro/14i9huFPTGEe

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Snooze Cruise posted:



ok verbal enema, pick your gem 😔

these gems are canon

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
skull gem skull gem skull gem

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

TheSwizzler posted:

skull gem skull gem skull gem

Skull gem, gender gas, BFC deathmatch, fight Zaurg again.

But wait until I have uhh...like 12k more Sawbucks.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Which gem unlocks my potential as a vaguely femme nonbinary element person like on that TV show, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I pick skull gem but its skill investment as opposed to monetary if possible

Shions of Qud





Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
So, that just happened.

What really hurts is not that I have lost, but that I have lost to a Final Fantasy background extra. From one of the lesser liked games.

It hurts and stings.

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

Tarquinn posted:

So, that just happened.

What really hurts is not that I have lost, but that I have lost to a Final Fantasy background extra. From one of the lesser liked games.

It hurts and stings.

It was a noble battle.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Bastard Tetris posted:

It was a noble battle.

even if you are dead you can still choose an entrance theme if you want
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1R9G5d2aRBJpUbe62TK6bUdT5LEA7S3c8CFRA0lb5Mz8/edit#gid=0

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the one woman who’s repeatedly beaten me in this division, who has truly stomped my weird little rear end, is now my tag partner. Sisal Two-Step and I get to run wild over this division and the rest of you think you’ll win? Do you think we’ll even let you survive?!

Misery acquaints a woman with strange bedfellows. The Strange Bedfellows will acquaint you all with misery.

The storm is coming SAW…


biosterous
Feb 23, 2013





complaining that former champs are using their rematch clauses, what a sore winner :colbert:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

major isoor made this post in the wikithread by accident, putting it here since im gona reuse it for results

Major Isoor (on August 21) posted:

Megamissen posted:

No Hold Barred
Pewdiepie vs Major Isoor
Outcome: Major Isoor wins by pin

6-man 3v3 Faction Warfare
CSPAM (lobster shirt / Jose / Eat The Rich) vs IMP ZONE (ARRGHPLEASENONONONO / tmfc / Leadthumb)
Outcome: IMP ZONE wins by KO:ing the other team

Hell yeah! Nice work, team :clint:

EDIT: gently caress, I thought this was the regular thread. Sorry! Probe away if you want

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


:getin:

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
This week on Titan:

Pungry vs ilmucche for the right to use “Brass Bonanza” as walkout music

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

verbal enema posted:

I pick skull gem but its skill investment as opposed to monetary if possible

its a talking gem skull that says to buy index funds, i don't know what to tell you





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Snooze Cruise posted:

its a talking gem skull that says to buy index funds, i don't know what to tell you

Well it'll look good on the mantle

Shions of Qud





your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)



ooh i missed the tag section, can i have a different singles one? i don't mind being at the end of the line since we already got one

(but also if this is just for fun don't worry about it!!)


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

your friend sk posted:

ooh i missed the tag section, can i have a different singles one? i don't mind being at the end of the line since we already got one

(but also if this is just for fun don't worry about it!!)

sure

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:

This week on Titan:

Pungry vs ilmucche for the right to use “Brass Bonanza” as walkout music

This is better than title match.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

What does “Note: Rival Action: Bold Match Opening” mean in the match notes, out of curiosity? Literally everything I know about wrestling and this game is from IZWF & SAW.

(Also what is a “CAW”?)

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Subjunctive posted:

(Also what is a “CAW”?)

Create A Wrestler, referred to as "Create A Superstar" in the game.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Subjunctive posted:

What does “Note: Rival Action: Bold Match Opening” mean in the match notes, out of curiosity? Literally everything I know about wrestling and this game is from IZWF & SAW.

(Also what is a “CAW”?)

that first half is literally just the universe mode, where you can book and run complete shows freely, is just pre match cutscene related stuff the ai does

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Subjunctive posted:

What does “Note: Rival Action: Bold Match Opening” mean in the match notes, out of curiosity? Literally everything I know about wrestling and this game is from IZWF & SAW.

(Also what is a “CAW”?)

Yeah, a cutscene, in this case you rushing down Danaru before the bell

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Subjunctive posted:

What does “Note: Rival Action: Bold Match Opening” mean in the match notes, out of curiosity? Literally everything I know about wrestling and this game is from IZWF & SAW.

(Also what is a “CAW”?)

when you charged danaru in a cutscene at the start of the match and beat him up in the corner that was the "bold match opening"

rival actions are cutscenes that can happen before, during or after the match (like me and solefald shaking hands was rival action: pre-match respect), but for some reason they also break a lot of things so we will probably not see them a lot

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

TheSwizzler posted:

This week on Titan:

Pungry vs ilmucche for the right to use “Brass Bonanza” as walkout music

I am so amped up for this. Going to be a brass bonanza of my balls on pungry's face

Pungry is like 240+ pounds isn't he

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