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Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



that cut, fight's going to get stopped

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
God that cut is terrible

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

drat that's a Nate Diaz level cut

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



My boy... my beautiful boy.......

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
RIP Woodley's eyebrow.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Did Herb not even call the doctor??

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Holy gently caress that was a good opening.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
tyrons face is peeling off goddamn

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
woodley looks like poo poo so far

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
surely if burns targets the cut the fight gets stopped

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bluedeanie posted:

My boy... my beautiful boy.......

how'd t-wood get planted on his rear end? im shook a bit

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Woodley's heart just is not in it anymore. Time to retire.

Screama
Nov 25, 2007
Yes, I am very cereal.
Woodley hunting for another L

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Probably 3-0 burns so far

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Considering how bad that gouge looked first round, Woodley's cutman has done a great job.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

get off the fence, dude

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Burns is walking away with this so far, and still every punch Woodley lands makes me recoil in my seat and hold my breath

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Oh poo poo

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Woodley's got no striking beyond his pitter patter feint into brh

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

DoombatINC posted:

Burns is walking away with this so far, and still every punch Woodley lands makes me recoil in my seat and hold my breath

Woodley's punches are in slow motion at this point, and Gilbert just landed a 4 punch combo.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

leftist heap posted:

Probably 3-0 burns so far

Burns is up 30-26 on my card, 10-8 in the first

And he's just exploded into Tyron and hosed him up even further

This is kinda sad

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

gently caress, I had it as a round 4 submission in goonweight, SO loving CLOSE

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
and Woodley was just saved by the bell

40-35 Burns, but I wouldn't argue with someone who has it 40-34

Woodley better loving uncork something

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Deeply humiliating fight for Tyron Woodley, the entire Welterweight top 15 during his reign and most importantly, Bluedeanie.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I hope Tyron lands his one punch and we have to keep pretending his rap career isn't where his talents are for another few years.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Imagine someone told you "Gilbert Burns will effortlessly hold Tyron Woodley against the cage" a couple of days ago

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Memento posted:

Imagine someone told you "Gilbert Burns will effortlessly hold Tyron Woodley against the cage" a couple of days ago

Tyron is holding his drat self against the cage for at least the last 2 rounds. He's taking his opportunities to throw punches on occasion but mostly he looks like someone with a lucrative fight contract trying to avoid taking damage.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Tyron threw a punch that actually looked fast and burns still ducked under it. GO DURINHO!

GILBERT DURINHO BURNS, STILL UNDEFEATED AT WELTERWEIGHT!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

woodley has an all-time pair of cheeks. his rear end belongs in the HOF

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well that was just sad :smith:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Washed

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Bad luck, Woodley fan, time to start cheering for a cool, good welterweight like Nate Diaz.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
That's it Tyron, start throwing hard when the clapper goes signalling the end of the last round

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009
Remember when Woodley spent all his money because he assumed he'd be the champion for many more years.

rest his guts
Mar 3, 2013

...pls father forgive me
for my terrible post history...
That was really sad. This isn't Woodley - just a really tentative and confused old man.

I hope this poo poo doesn't gently caress him up like personally. He's never been my favorite fighter but it's hard to watch a great go out this way.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Tyron Woodley, All-American Wrestler, Ground Control Time: 0:02

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

50-45 seems generous. Even 50-44 seems generous. Whatever, who cares, woodley should retire, but he won't, cuz he's probably still getting paid.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Really distressing to see Tyron Woodley fall victim to that very specific type of aging where you lose in the exact same way you always have.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Keep in mind that of Woodley's now 25 fights, 23 of them are either in Strikeforce or UFC, that dude has a contract probably roughly similar to Oveereem's, it's gonna take more than an eyebrow cut to get him to retire.

And anyone who's heard him rap knows he doesn't give a poo poo about being embarrassed.

Brut fucked around with this message at 04:58 on May 31, 2020

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



we are definitely going to have to sit through woodley vs. covington at some point and i can't wait, to turn the tv off and not watch it

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