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animal crossing but you get a glock at the beginning
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sonic game with realistic testicle physics.
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Aug 2, 2021 06:54
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doom but for boys
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Aug 2, 2021 06:55
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dynasty warriors spinoff that is set in the regency period. you have to lead your army of upper class twits to take over the wig store before your nemesis does and also every character is in some stage of syphillis
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Aug 2, 2021 06:59
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science and industry remake. or how about a crime simulator where you get to do every crime. i'm not just talking about murder. everything from embezzlement to high treason. and its in vr and at the very end of the game you get to skydive into hell
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Aug 2, 2021 07:02
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:doom but for boys i already posted this but with more words edit: , nerd
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Aug 2, 2021 07:59
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Half Life 3 and you get a portal gun, and the gameplay is 50% Portal-esque/puzzle based and 50% Half-Life combat.
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Aug 2, 2021 08:00
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A device that gives me the memory of having played through a whole game without having to actually play it
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Aug 2, 2021 08:00
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A social deception game like Among Us, but instead of spacemans you're all mafiosos at a party and all of you have different plans to blackmail or rat out or betray each other, some of which you need to secretly co-ordinate with other players without being spied on, so you need to balance your need to go off alone with the dude who claims he'll sell you the photos of your rival with the Don's daughter against the possibility that he's going to murder you.
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Aug 2, 2021 09:06
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A game that uses actual footage of the view from the side window of a car on the highway and you play a videogame character that has to run along the stuff going by like it’s a platformer.
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Aug 2, 2021 12:52
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I think someone said it but FF6 done the FF7 Remake way. Another fallout game made by the new Vegas guys.
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Aug 2, 2021 13:03
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:science and industry remake. the weinstein level doesn't show any crimes, you just watch your balls rot off in vr
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Aug 2, 2021 13:16
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That Aerosmith arcade game where you shot CDs at the baddies, but instead of being Aerosmith themed, it's Leonard Cohen themed.
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Aug 2, 2021 13:25
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A good version of Castlevania 2. Fix the weird translation issues, don't have people lie to you, let Simon collect different weapons and armor like in the later 2-D Castlevania games, and add some more bosses and hidden areas scattered around the map. Alternately, a Castlevania game but you play the demon contracted by Dracula to design his castle. Try to stay under budget as you're asked to put in multiple spiked pits, rooms full of bats, and a working clocktower.
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Aug 2, 2021 13:55
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A multiplayer citybuilder tycoon style game. You and your friends (or a bunch of randos if you've got none) start with a small pre-built town and build it up by playing fully fleshed out tycoon games to create/improve businesses and public services and make the town more desirable for residents. Or a fully immersive porn VR game where you have an entire harem of big boobed milfs. That's good too.
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Aug 2, 2021 14:23
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Unwinnable Team Rocket simulator where you and your cat are incessantly owned by Ash Ketchum.
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Aug 2, 2021 18:59
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Deki posted:A multiplayer citybuilder tycoon style game. A harem tycoon game that’s all about collecting and improving your vast collection of big-boobed monster girls. Like dinosaur park only instead of dinos it’s big boobed monster girls. No not Cloud Meadow.
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Aug 2, 2021 19:04
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A big set-piece shooter like COD but not stupid. Also it doesn’t have “missions” in the traditional sense, but more like different scenarios within the same event. For example, there’s this huge battle going on across a wide area, and you can choose to play several different scenarios within that same battle. Maybe you choose to play as the front-line rifleman charging across some blasted no man’s land. Maybe you play as the artillery gunner trying to take out the enemy guns before they get you. Like I guess this is basically just how multiplayer games work, but again, this would all be scripted set-pieces.
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Aug 2, 2021 19:17
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Unwinnable Team Rocket simulator where you and your cat are incessantly owned by Ash Ketchum. we'll make it 8 bit and call it a roguelite. its a rocket ride to the loving top. get me some adderall for my developers and some coke for the brass, the boys are back in town
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Aug 2, 2021 22:01
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a game like stardew valley but instead of rare corn you grow opium and instead of an idyllic rustic farm youre in kabul. endgame content is selling enough poppy to destroy the west
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Aug 2, 2021 22:05
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I'd also like to see a game along the likes of the movie "Innerspace" or "Osmosis Jones" where you're shrunken and piloting a vehicle inside of a human body, with the entire human body explorable and rendered in 3D. You could have to be battling viruses, cancers, bacteria, and trying to repair organs and cells. I think it'd be crazy fun to have to go inside the human brain and seeing all the neurons and synapses all firing away and changing on the fly.
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Aug 2, 2021 22:21
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A sniper game but unbeknownst to me I’m controlling an rl drone that’s actually murdering people when I pull the virtual trigger
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Aug 2, 2021 23:06
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A game where your life is narrated by your favorite cartoon character and every pun is displayed with bursts of colored light.
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Aug 2, 2021 23:17
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:a game like stardew valley but instead of rare corn you grow opium and instead of an idyllic rustic farm youre in kabul. endgame content is selling enough poppy to destroy the west
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Aug 3, 2021 04:33
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:a game like stardew valley but instead of rare corn you grow opium and instead of an idyllic rustic farm youre in kabul. endgame content is selling enough poppy to destroy the west  i would pay $10 for this game if it had a good soundtrack
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Aug 3, 2021 04:36
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A Fancy Hat posted:A good version of Castlevania 2. https://www.romhacking.net/reviews/3981/
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Aug 3, 2021 04:41
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Pandemic Season 1 with online multiplayer so we don't have to rip up cards or remember and keep tons of arcane rules straight and we can play with other people with way less fuss. This Dusk of the Dead game but with a level maker and campaign editor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qruUD7aYVKA Too bad it was never finished, RIP to a real one
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Aug 3, 2021 04:57
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VR Metroid Prime
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Toribash 2
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Entorwellian posted:I'd also like to see a game along the likes of the movie "Innerspace" or "Osmosis Jones" where you're shrunken and piloting a vehicle inside of a human body, with the entire human body explorable and rendered in 3D. You could have to be battling viruses, cancers, bacteria, and trying to repair organs and cells. I think it'd be crazy fun to have to go inside the human brain and seeing all the neurons and synapses all firing away and changing on the fly. this but that episode of invader zim where they're fighting nanobots inside dib's body
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Aug 3, 2021 17:24
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I just want a game to make me feel the way Morrowind did when I was 13.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I just want a game to make me feel the way Morrowind did when I was 13. Try the game "Therapy and Medication"
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Aug 3, 2021 19:41
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1) Red Dead Redemption II but it has mission designs like the Assassin's Creed games where you're just told, "Go here and kill this guy," and how you do it is entirely up to you, and you don't fail the mission because *tsk tsk tsk* you didn't stand in the exact spot behind the exact rock the game tells you to stand behind. And you can pet cats. 2) A game with gorgeous, absolutely lifelike scenery like RDR2, but all you do is forage for plants. You are an amateur botanist in the American colonies in the 1700s, and you wander all over the countryside collecting plants. Basically, a lifelike John Bartram simulator. Some plants only blossom in very specific locations under very specific circumstances, and the circumstances are randomly generated (but consistent) for each user's game, so you can't go online and look up cheat guides. When you make enough money by shipping rare specimens to your benefactors, you can join exploratory missions to places all around the world to collect more plants. Sometimes you meet shady characters who try to steal your plants, or try to ruin your reputation by falsely claiming that all the plants you identified as [ABC species] are actually [XYZ species] and you have to defend yourself against their attacks, or bears. Sometimes you stumble onto strange and wondrous mysteries out there in the forest all alone. You win the game when you become respected enough that someone names a plant genus after you.
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Aug 3, 2021 20:36
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Inzombiac posted:Try the game "Therapy and Medication" video game that provides me the same benefit as therapy and medication
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Aug 3, 2021 20:40
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Inzombiac posted:Try the game "Therapy and Medication" Nah, I just hadn't played a game like that before. Although drugs might still be the solution
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Aug 3, 2021 20:42
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An RPG that takes place in the ancient Near East, like 2000 BCE. You can visit Egyptians, Mesopotamians, Nubians, Trojans, that sort of thing. The myths are all real so you can fight the minotaur in the labyrinth or have a chat with Enkidu or learn how to write better from Thoth. In the DLC you can visit ancient China and the Indus Valley civilizations.
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Aug 3, 2021 21:42
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A city wandering game/rpg(?) that has a range of fully featured environs, from O’Neill cylinders to cyberpunk cities to lost Cthulhu ruins. But that allows you to climb/jump over everything, and has “events” that cause large-scale changes of the landscape. Maybe some light combat, but the focus is on exploring every weird nook and cranny.
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Aug 3, 2021 21:59
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I just want a game to make me feel the way Morrowind did when I was 13. this is the next best thing: https://store.steampowered.com/app/333640/Caves_of_Qud/
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Aug 3, 2021 22:04
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Slothful Bong posted:A city wandering game/rpg(?) that has a range of fully featured environs, from O’Neill cylinders to cyberpunk cities to lost Cthulhu ruins. But that allows you to climb/jump over everything, and has “events” that cause large-scale changes of the landscape.
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An Japanese woman fries an egg and asks me about my day.
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