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if I was working for that hospital I would have simply lied to elon about the press photo and taken the bipaps
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if I was working at that hospital I would expose myself to corona and pose with elon, in Minecraft
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or published the text of the offer and the back and forth of trying to get out of it with his PR people, pictures of some assistant running off copies of the logo and taping them to the boxes, followed by the agreed photo.
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how is there a seemingly infinite supply of these propeller beanie libertarian/ancap cryptocurrency nerds, it seems like they should be a rarity
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qirex posted:how is there a seemingly infinite supply of these propeller beanie libertarian/ancap cryptocurrency nerds, it seems like they should be a rarity the internet allows idiots to congregate and find like-minded idiots and thus it seems normal to them so they start publicly declaring their beliefs
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libertarians are loud and annoying so they stick out
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Vomik posted:the internet allows idiots to congregate and find like-minded idiots and thus it seems normal to them so they start publicly declaring their beliefs yospos, bithc
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1250607449498775552 I wouldn't wish C19 on anyone but I do wish he'd just gently caress offff
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I'd go on twitter and tell Elon to stay in his lane, but that kind of thing is not really his forte.
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Chris Knight posted:I'd go on twitter and tell Elon to stay in his lane, but that kind of thing is not really his forte.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1250607449498775552 how about c-diff? can we wish that on him since he's so full of poo poo and might benefit from getting it out?
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c-diff can easily kill you btw it's apparently a bad way to go too
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well you see, much like the brain, the lung is a muscle, so it is important to not exceed its bench press weight or you can damage it
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elon is smart enough to start scratching the surface of some parameters of real tough problems in some industries but not smart enough to accept that he's not an expert
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I mean he did kind of mention it upstream, but it’s obviously just him reading the Wikipedia page at you
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a cyberpunk goose posted:elon is smart enough to start scratching the surface of some parameters of real tough problems in some industries such as?
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infernal machines posted:such as? well you see tunnels
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dirt makes great bricks, it doesn't matter what you make concrete out of, and everything underground is basically homogeneous and also self-supporting structurally
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remember, he went with tunnels because he couldn't get the ramps to work with double decker highways
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it's funny because i'm pretty sure no one asked him to try, but he took a whack at it, decided it was too hard, and then came up with a solution to the problem no one had that was somehow even dumber than "keep adding decks to the highway".
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it's simcity irl how hard could it be
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1250607449498775552 I would and do wish that for him and hell I wish he’d get Ebola too
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i mostly hope he gets squished at his factory by improperly safe machines as per his "no loud honks" and "no color yellow" floor directives though i'd also be ok with his cultish PR campaign backfiring and having a stalker cut his face off and wear it as a mask or something
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SpaceX is sending its first astronauts to space - I wish those guys (the astronauts) the best, but I would not want to be the first human on a SpaceX rocket
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MomJeans420 posted:SpaceX is sending its first astronauts to space - I wish those guys (the astronauts) the best, but I would not want to be the first human on a SpaceX rocket eh, no fire trucks in space. its a safe bet
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elon musk owns because he makes nerds mad
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MomJeans420 posted:SpaceX is sending its first astronauts to space - I wish those guys (the astronauts) the best, but I would not want to be the first human on a SpaceX rocket Tesla exists so that Elon doesn’t interfere with spacex he’s unfortunately found out more about spacex, but they found some water tower company to distract him for now while the real work is being done
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Jonny 290 posted:eh, no fire trucks in space. its a safe bet There's a Tesla up there it could crash into 
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:elon musk owns because he makes nerds mad elon musk makes some nerds mad, but he also makes some nerds happy, so, it;s impossible to say if hes bad or not,
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Cactrot posted:the teslanauts will be hailed as both brave heroes and necessary losses when they die, love the rocket though. It will end up like Apollo 13 except this time they will just need to purchase the oxygen scrubber DLC.
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t,ihi
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So they get to wear real spacesuits right and not the fake motorcycle leathers? and they had to put real controls in and not a giant tablet computer, right?
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lancemantis posted:not a giant tablet computer, right? ... These gloves aren't touch-sensitive are they?
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the governor of nairobi is sending little bottles of hennessy in the care packages. when some people got mad about it he said "its ok! It's throat sanitizer"
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol oh no a cabin depressurisation, keep your suit sealed up and plot an emergency return. Hey now, they specifically called out the gloves on the totally real and not just motorcycle leathers spacesuits as being touch compatible I guess nobody has ever experienced those or something because they’re awful
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upsidedown posted:It will end up like Apollo 13 except this time they will just need to purchase the oxygen scrubber DLC. reminder that the other competitor in this is boeing nasa considers spacex the competent one. boeing probably has a higher dlc death toll than tesla after all
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