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Edwardian posted:

Realpost: WH2K deserves a gang tag. Wrestling owns.

(Barton Fink supremacy.)

emptyquoting this here

# ¿ Jun 26, 2010 00:14

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:07

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savinhill posted:

One of my favorites is when the crowd would chant "You Suck" to Angle's theme song. That one time when he left the ring and went back up the entrance ramp for multiple do-overs of his entrance is a classic.

THis is pretty much a low content post, but I watched this and it's pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2sZIvrb0Y

# ¿ Oct 19, 2010 01:16

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So I've only ever been to one WWE show live, and I'm wondering: are house shows less 'PG' than the stuff that gets televised?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2011 19:50

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George Kaplan posted:

Are you saying that drugs and ex-wives aren't Ric Flair's real love?

Wooooo!

# ¿ Feb 19, 2011 19:47

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the definition of ironic
:goonsay:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2011 17:42

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Papering makes a tremendous amount of sense, really. Besides concessions and merch sales, once the box office closes they aren't making any more money, and they might as well expose as many people to the product as they can.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2011 03:31

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I was having this same discussion with a friend today, funny enough. Who are some of the safest workers? I couldn't remember Cena injuring anyone, but he swore there was somebody... :iiam:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 04:07

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Quarex posted:

Am I the only one who thinks Kofi Kingston's theme is (or was, "S.O.S." is what I am talking about) the best thing ever? Maybe I only think it is iconic because it stood out as basically the only good song in RAW VERSUS SMACKDOWN 2011.

It's pretty awesome live, in a small arena.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 06:38

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LightsGameraAction posted:

Beaten to it, but basically there were something like 5 or 6 heel/face turns throughout the night. Chyna turned face then heel again in less than an hour's time, which has to be some kind of record.

Edit: Couldn't find a decent video. When Kane cashed in MITB, he came out and saved Rey, went backstage, and then came back out and cashed in on him. Yup.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2012 14:59

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Chinston Wurchill posted:

Wherever he wants to be.

Perfect answer.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2012 18:00

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In Mexico, do they slam people through the English announce table?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 19:43

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Jerusalem posted:

"I want to be Ross Perot's campaign manager!"

"I want Superbowl tickets to a Raiders game!"

# ¿ Oct 13, 2012 05:18

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Bocc Kob posted:

Kevin Nash insists he can kill most people with a single punch.

How much do you think he's willing to bet?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 14:50

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Oatgan posted:

He had an opportunity to beat the poo poo out of Holly at that royal rumble where the whole opening segment was The Boys coming out to make Puder "pay his dues"

This gave me a great mental image of Puder beating the poo poo out of Holly while Eddie and Benoit just stand and watch.

wait

# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 02:37

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I just watched the Sgt. Slaughter vs. Pat Patterson "alley brawl" match, and holy loving poo poo, was Slaughter supposed to bust himself open like that?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2013 00:27

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Skinty McEdger posted:

It depends where you go after Edge who retired while still the lineal champ.

Does this make the next person to win the title the lineal champ? I'm not sure how this works.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2013 06:25

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RBX posted:

Rock was popular, they wanted a second show, badabing badaboom. It was pretty smart.

Plus putting the lock on the word "smackdown" itself.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 13:30

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Pneub posted:

This is accurate as far as I know: http://prowrestling.about.com/od/wrestlemania/a/wmwrestlerfacts.htm

The loss records are more impressive than the win records.

And now X-Pac lost his.

Brown eye for an eye.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 13:29

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magnum_valentino posted:

So, so silly.

Here's another. I've just noticed Heyman saying "thank you for your irrelevant opinion" on a Raw in 2002. Has Sandow cribbed this from him or is it a fairly common saying in the States?

It's the kind of thing one says in the States to sound like a pompous twat.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 19:25

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Also, Chris Jericho.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 02:57

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Cardboard Box posted:

I just really am tired of Money in the Bank in general and want it to go away.

I want it gone and King of the Ring setting up a championship match at Summerslam like the Rumble does for 'Mania.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2013 02:30

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I played Virtua Fighter 2 at Dave N' Busters with Kevin Nash once when I was a little kid and he whooped my rear end, but that was the last time he ever impressed me.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2013 17:06

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LividLiquid posted:

Firstly, probably not. Secondly, a theater is a building and theatre is the act of performing, so the distinction is linguistic and less pretentious when you're not ignorant. (Yes, I see the irony.) Thirdly, I meant what I said, and if you don't think Bryan's the most over guy since the attitude era, fine. But it's not just me being hyperbolic here. The fans are going apeshit for the guy in a way I haven't seen consistently in over a decade.

You are wrong by some immeasurable metric of overness and here are a dozen posts explaining why:

# ¿ Sep 21, 2013 15:28

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UltimoDragonQuest posted:

No jeans necessary.

The Miracle on 34th Street Fight is just a variant of the Street Fight, geez
:goonsay:

fake edit: I want a :colesay: emoticon so bad...

# ¿ Oct 5, 2013 13:01

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There's a lot of things you could probably accuse JBL of, but racism is kind of a big stretch.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 21:28

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Blasmeister posted:

I can't think of one I've seen better than MITB 2011. Great ladder matches and fun lower card title matches and of course that match. Even the diva match was decent iirc.

This is the best I've watched since I started watching seriously in about 2007.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2013 02:34

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achillesforever6 posted:

Yeah he would probably have to wear a mask and use his maiden name, but again smarks are assholes.

Did he marry into the family or something?

# ¿ Nov 28, 2013 18:52

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Perry Normal posted:

Bryan needs a Wrestlemania entrance where he parasails into the ring and clobbers somebody with the knee. Or maybe he could use an HBK WM XII style zipline for it.

And so the streak ended, not with a bang, but with an Extremely Japanese Knee from the rafters.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2013 05:57

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BizarroAzrael posted:

Lately, with all the talk of how HHH seldom does it, I've been seeing a lot of talk of "showing rear end", as in for the heel to finally be laid low. Is this a new term or just one I've not seen before? I like it and mean to use it in conversation where I can.

Also, is there a clear origin on the term "drizzling shits"? Is it purely wrestling? I don't think I've seen it used in connection with anything else.

I think the first time I saw it was in a wrestling book, I want to say Jericho's? It is a modifier on someone being "the shits," or a terrible wrestler, IIRC.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 00:28

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Here's the part where he explains his own personal definition of "overbooked" that somehow applies perfectly to this situation.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2014 00:40

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facebook jihad posted:

I don�t know if a more forums oriented question is appropriate for this thread, and sorry if it�s not, but it�s related to wrestling so here goes:

I pop in here every now and lurk/ask a random comment or question, but I see a certain poster and I�m curious: who is rovert? Is he a legit dirt sheet guy/journalist or some elaborate gimmick mocking Meltzer? What�s his story?

I�m not meaning to start poo poo or anything, I am asking assuming he�s legit. I�m just curious.

it's HHH

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 18:03

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Aphrodite posted:

The best thing Kennedy ever did was in the WWE game where you get a text message from him that ends with Misterrrrrrrrr Kennedy.

Then when you exit that screen another message notification pops up that just says �Kennedy�.

I miss the old WWE games

the new games all running on the same old engine doesn't make it any better

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 21:34

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I know that "Ric Flair starts bleeding at the drop of a hat" has become an internet meme, but is there any actual instance of him going so hard in a promo he spontaneously starts bleeding from the head? I'm thinking it would be TNA Ric if it had actually happened.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 14:27

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Wait, can't just anyone edit Wikipedia? What's to stop everyone from ignoring the spergs and restoring the articles the right way?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 19:56

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Yeah seriously. Especially because cm punk left on his own terms and spurned Vince which makes Vince very sad. Vince loves getting negged

Stephanie and HHH would never put punk in

HHH could be convinced if he could get Punk to put him over at a PPV first

# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 14:01

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Super No Vacancy posted:

when have they ever had a payoff

Wrestlemania 30

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 13:54

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

And some guy made Triple H tap clean at Wrestlemania XX

What are you talking about? HHH didn't have a match at Wrestlemania XX, the show ended after Undertaker v Kane

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 16:44

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Gaz-L posted:

Please, Loki's a chickenshit heel. He never wins without it being a gently caress finish; interference, distraction, it's always something screwy. Beating him does nothing for Thanos, They just used him to keep Thor from taking the fall before the big one-on-one.

Not only did Thanos no-sell Thor's finisher, he took out half the locker room with his.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 20:05

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The Kimoa Kid posted:

Nobody backed out. Batista only said he'd leave if they didn't use Gunn's script.

Apropos of nothing, this is one of my favorite segments and proves Batista can tell the future https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D2fulVqmQc

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 22:00

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:07

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I don't know if it came across on TV but the pop for the Hardyz coming back at Wrestlemania was intense and awesome.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 19:26

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