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Erebus posted:If you're wondering what Chris is up to these days, it's apparently hanging out with Bill Oakley and sticking Hot Pockets in an air fryer. God, could Chris not take like one or two days away from air frying poo poo to give us some Achewood? Biweekly, monthly...something?
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The 'nightmare scenario' on this one always makes me laugh.
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bony tony posted:Philippe is such a good boy He was the reason I fell in love with it. The "here comes a special boy!" strip especially.
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Shibawanko posted:It's probably related to how Ray's breeder made him doodoo on the floor with a q tip. Same technique except consensual Anybody got a link for this? I haven't seen it in a while.
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So where can you get the cookbook nowadays? All the recipes sound great.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:And yes on the rare occasion he decides to indulge in a starch you better believe he demands those hash browns be scattered smothered covered and capped. Pat gets them steamed and diced. Lyle gets them burnt and double topped. Cornelius gets sliced tomatoes instead.
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Pham Nuwen posted:Lyle knows what goes on in a Waffle House kitchen, he's probably been fired from a few, he just doesn't give a poo poo. Lyle was the reason Waffle House started a chain-wide Do Not Hire list.
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Crossposting from the Blessed Images thread because this has strong Phillipe energy.
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This is probably old news to most of y'all but I just heard it for the first time and loved it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlzUpmp8sY
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Pakled posted:I reread Achewood every couple years and the GOF arc always sneaks up on me. It's phone balls, then Ray's mom visits, then OH poo poo GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT The line "He was like the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his rear end!" is my favorite Roast Beef-ism.
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JethroMcB posted:
Anybody got a link to this strip?
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Normally I like seeing an Achewood I haven't read before. Now I wish I hadn't asked...drat that last panel hurts!
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Also has the underrated 'Ancient Situation'.
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There is a Roast Beef quality to the forums right now...lot of worry about a disaster that hasn't happened yet.
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Der Shovel posted:But you have to say "where you can know a catacomb so deep there ain't no goodbyes" is a loving metal last sentence for any comic. Or anything. If only he'd kept up with the blog posts.
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I'd like to thank No Context Achewood for reminding me that Cornelius briefly thought he had a tattoo. ... Cornelius briefly thought he had a terrible tattoo. Pershing fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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This satisfies my love of Achewood and my disdain for Aaron Sorkin
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The idea of a 'year abroad' in New Jersey makes me laugh https://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11212007
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paradoxGentleman posted:Magreaux dogs. Anybody got a link to this series?
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paradoxGentleman posted:It's odd seeing Pat caring for another sentient being the way he does for Ray in that one, isn't it? I wonder if this is Pat dropping his affected know-it-all persona when things get serious.
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Who are the characters in the 3rd frame?
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No Context Achewood is in alignment with the current thread: https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1425517916888444934?s=19
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Those of you who've ordered from the Achewood shop...does he ever give quantity discounts? I'd like to get a few of the bandanas (and probably other things) and didn't know if he would cut me a break. Also, I stumbled across this and  OF COURSE Pat wears a Utilikilthttps://achewood-holiday-pop-up.myshopify.com/collections/original-artwork/products/pat-reynolds-utilikilt
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davidspackage posted:*phone rings at 4am* Oh no its today
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davidspackage posted:Mine currently says it's going to come out this June 26th! Totally going to happen! They received my order...just gonna shoot me an email when it ships. Any day now!
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I'm sure Ray could think up some sort of Player Equivalency Ranking to address the impact of currency and location variables on Straight Ballin'.. Maybe get Beef to work it up on the computer.
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Look, an Achewood product that arrived in a timely manner!   
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Deathlove posted:God bless the baby angel in charge of days like today, the forward/backward navigation on the website is actually usable on mobile now. Glad to have it. It seems like the alt texts are all the same now?
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withak posted:I can assure that Achewood jokes don't work IRL around normal people. But I desperately want to use the "three crawls up a fat boy's rear end" line...
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Needs a cat sized historical marker.
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Zereth posted:They might move into Ray's mansion without telling him. Followed by 6 months of Teodor stressing they'll be found out Then they get found out and Ray throws a welcome party
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DACK FAYDEN posted:
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:a Magreaux Dog. Easily one of my favorite moments in the strip Everything from Ray's reaction to Roast Beef's exposition with Teodor to Pat being the level-headed one...it just works on a lot of levels.
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The Voice of Labor posted:favorite achewood moments? https://achewood.com/index.php?date=07222005
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I'd forgotten how much I like this guest strip. https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04022003
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The Patreon strips are just fine. The AI thing is....overblown.
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Straight up shittlin'
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