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eh it probably mostly starts with kids making poo poo up about each other and being dumb, and then dumb adults believing it (for the sex stuff). “x wore a bracelet therefore she does y” dumbassery the razor blades in candy poo poo is just people being afraid of the world. they think of a bad scenario and it scares them and they can’t understand that their fears might be unfounded. so they say they’re checking their kids’ candy and that morphs through a telephone game to “people are actually doing the thing”
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Soricidus posted:Wagon Wheel you watched the great British bake off didn’t you?
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this is late and all but if you’re doing book pork puns the winner is clearly ecce lomo
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"Villain, I have done thy mother" is p great
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im a bag of sand it’s a living
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Sagebrush posted:essentially the greatest honor that Japan bestows upon steamed white rice.[90] mods please i'm begging you
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spam musubi is a top-tier snack
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"can" is the wrong quantity of spam to eat in at once
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hell, same
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it finally happened. a wikipedia page mentions me, so i can definitively say that ive found the most worthless thing
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if you flash an emu it'll nip your bulb
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:According to media reports, besides seafood,[16] items sold at the market included: tag yourself. im bungarus
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month.[6][7][8] post/username
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your name is _midjack_ for gods sake you can do it! eye of the tiger!
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oops wrong thread maybe i was the most worthless thing all along!
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I mean schizophrenia is a thing. it'a not unlikely that those edits are somebody having a break. also could be somebody having a laugh of course
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quote:apart from Wikipedia I'm a brony and an intp O_O
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if it's unbroken that seems to imply that a dick is attached.
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oh. looking at the picture yeah i guess there's a dick attached. quote:A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently, the coin will draw money into the scrotum so that it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. krona is stored in the balls
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Carbon dioxide posted:Are you saying you can only call something "music of <place>" if it traditionally from that place? holy poo poo who cares, are you dragonfly sixty seven or something? its ok to make fun of random dumb bands on wikipedia, they don't need you to defend them or extract life lessons from the the jokes
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The Leck posted:The rollercoaster is known best for its name and its unique dog-flatulence-related theme. hell, same
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prefect posted:it's not actually bad, you're just not allowed to call it "chili" without the qualifier to make it clear that it's not Real Chili no prefect, you're wrong. it's quite bad.
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better to order nothing and leave, never to return to that cursed establishment. there is no worse fast food ok its not actually that bad i was just really disappointed one time when people said 'chili' and i got what's at skyline instead and i guess i hold a grudge eat what you like
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and it was used as a brood fish for many years
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i gave wikipedia money, but then they spammed me asking for more and now i just block all their popups because they're annoying. i genuinely want wikipedia to exist and think it's a cool repository of information (flawed and hilarious as it may be), but pissing me off isn't a good way to get money from me
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:they should really embrace calling themselves athletes mathletes
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wait no mathl33ts wait no mathNEETS
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fine ill be anaflat
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Instead of beating each other up, they should beat each other off. First one to bust loses. nah, first one to bust wins
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Looking to get on a wheaties box there, quick-draw mcgraw? 🤨 if you cant jerk with the big dogs, get off the porch
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i mean it's. far cry from sun ra and stuff but it's still p cool lookin imo
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i wanna read that paper
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wait somebody put swastikas all over wikipedia and their punishment was "stop putting swastikas on things or we'll punish you" goddammit wikipedia
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ah gotcha, i read it as they warned him, he kept on swastika-ing, and then they banned him. thanks for the correction!
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don't worry there's still pen island
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ah to return to my homeland! to romp once again amongst the fens and dales! naught a care in the world for i had a dick in each hand, and what boy could ask for more?
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there is no poetry. there is only poo poo. look out! here come my posts
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2024 03:36 |
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ultravoices posted:cow punk more like y’allternative
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