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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



eh it probably mostly starts with kids making poo poo up about each other and being dumb, and then dumb adults believing it (for the sex stuff). “x wore a bracelet therefore she does y”
dumbassery

the razor blades in candy poo poo is just people being afraid of the world. they think of a bad scenario and it scares them and they can’t understand that their fears might be unfounded. so they say they’re checking their kids’ candy and that morphs through a telephone game to “people are actually doing the thing”

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Soricidus posted:

Wagon Wheel

you watched the great British bake off didn’t you?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



this is late and all but if you’re doing book pork puns the winner is clearly

ecce lomo

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



"Villain, I have done thy mother" is p great

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



im a bag of sand

it’s a living

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Sagebrush posted:

essentially the greatest honor that Japan bestows upon steamed white rice.[90]

mods

please

i'm begging you

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



spam musubi is a top-tier snack

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



"can" is the wrong quantity of spam to eat in at once

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



hell, same

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



it finally happened. a wikipedia page mentions me, so i can definitively say that ive found the most worthless thing

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



if you flash an emu it'll nip your bulb

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

According to media reports, besides seafood,[16] items sold at the market included:

Badgers[20]
Bats[21]
Beavers[22]
Camel[3][20]
Chickens[21]
Civets[23]
Crab[17]
Crocodiles[3]
Dogs[23]
Donkeys[20]
Emmental cheese[24]
Fish[16]
Foxes[3]
Giant salamanders[3]
Hedgehog[24]
Herbs[24]
"Koalas"[12][25][a]
Marmots[21]
Ostrich[7]
Otters[23]
Peacocks[3]
Pheasants[8]
Pigs[20]
Porcupines[3]
Rabbit organs[26]
Rats[3]
Sheep[20]
Shrimp[17]
Spices[16]
Spotted deer[26]
Striped bass[17]
Turtles[17]
Vegetables[17]
Venomous snakes (including Bungarus multicinctus)[27]
Wolf puppies[3]

tag yourself. im bungarus

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month.[6][7][8]

post/username

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



your name is _midjack_ for gods sake you can do it! eye of the tiger!

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



oops wrong thread

maybe i was the most worthless thing all along!

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



:supaburn:

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



I mean schizophrenia is a thing. it'a not unlikely that those edits are somebody having a break. also could be somebody having a laugh of course

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



quote:

apart from Wikipedia I'm a brony and an intp

O_O

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



if it's unbroken that seems to imply that a dick is attached.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



oh. looking at the picture yeah i guess there's a dick attached.

quote:

A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently, the coin will draw money into the scrotum so that it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed.

krona is stored in the balls

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Carbon dioxide posted:

Are you saying you can only call something "music of <place>" if it traditionally from that place?

So, because pop music originated in the United States and the United Kingdom, you're not allowed to say some random pop music band from Canada counts as "music of Canada"?

Nah, this whole argument of y'all is weird to me.

holy poo poo who cares, are you dragonfly sixty seven or something? its ok to make fun of random dumb bands on wikipedia, they don't need you to defend them or extract life lessons from the the jokes

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



The Leck posted:

The rollercoaster is known best for its name and its unique dog-flatulence-related theme.

hell, same

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



prefect posted:

it's not actually bad, you're just not allowed to call it "chili" without the qualifier to make it clear that it's not Real Chili

no prefect, you're wrong. it's quite bad.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



better to order nothing and leave, never to return to that cursed establishment. there is no worse fast food

ok its not actually that bad i was just really disappointed one time when people said 'chili' and i got what's at skyline instead and i guess i hold a grudge

eat what you like

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



and it was used as a brood fish for many years

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i gave wikipedia money, but then they spammed me asking for more and now i just block all their popups because they're annoying. i genuinely want wikipedia to exist and think it's a cool repository of information (flawed and hilarious as it may be), but pissing me off isn't a good way to get money from me

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they should really embrace calling themselves athletes

mathletes

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



wait no mathl33ts

wait no mathNEETS

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



fine ill be anaflat

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Instead of beating each other up, they should beat each other off. First one to bust loses.

nah, first one to bust wins

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Looking to get on a wheaties box there, quick-draw mcgraw? 🤨

if you cant jerk with the big dogs, get off the porch

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i mean it's. far cry from sun ra and stuff but it's still p cool lookin imo

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i wanna read that paper

Achmed Jones fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Aug 8, 2021

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



:kingsley:

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



wait somebody put swastikas all over wikipedia and their punishment was "stop putting swastikas on things or we'll punish you"

goddammit wikipedia

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



ah gotcha, i read it as they warned him, he kept on swastika-ing, and then they banned him. thanks for the correction!

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



don't worry there's still pen island

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004




ah to return to my homeland! to romp once again amongst the fens and dales! naught a care in the world for i had a dick in each hand, and what boy could ask for more?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



there is no poetry. there is only poo poo. look out! here come my posts

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



ultravoices posted:

cow punk more like y’allternative

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