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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

10 Beers posted:

So Superman just broke into someone's house?

Well, yeah, he's Superman not Dracula.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Injustice delivered the answer to the question "who is this loving clown?"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

frodnonnag posted:

Why the hell is a goddamn video game tie in comic making me feel bad about some of the worst DC characters?

I'm not sure who you're referring to because the Booster Gold/Blue Beetle friendship has always been one of the best things DC had.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Is that the one where Deadpool realizes he's, like, the worst possible choice to help someone in that situation and drops her off at a crisis center?

Because that was real good.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wanna read Captain Helmet.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I remember arguing politics with Troy Hickman who wrote Common Grounds. It was fun, he's super libertarian.

Also, didn't Ninjak have a folding sword at one time?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The Bloodshot stuff made me remember where I saw his cool folding sword!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He's just wearing a rad hoody.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Batman's strenuous workout process: kick trees

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

TwoPair posted:

"I'm pregnant" is a super awkward reveal directly after getting blasted off her feet straight in the stomach.

To be fair she's Barda. She could probably take a nuke to the womb and the baby would shrug it off.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Gorr was right. Otherwise he wouldn't rock a sword so badass it somehow transcends how dumb it should be.

(I just finished Thor: God of Thunder in my Thor read through)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Senior Woodchuck posted:

And then left when he found out it didn't pay anything.

But they were lying to him because Ben Grimm got rich off it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

W.T. Fits posted:

To be fair, his primary motivation for wanting to get paid in the first place was because Aunt May was struggling to make ends meet after Uncle Ben's death.

But yeah, he breaks into their home, attacks them to try and impress them with how awesome he is so they'll hire him, then storms out in a huff when he finds out they're not hiring and even if they were, there's no paycheck involved. Not exactly the best first impression.

So given such a rocky start, it's actually fairly impressive how far their relationship has progressed over the years.

(This is the point where I'd post heartwarming pages of Spidey and the Fantastic Four if I had any of them.)



Spider-Man's family is one of my favorite things in comics. Every time Aunt May calls him her son you know poo poo is getting real.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Apr 6, 2018

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Open Marriage Night posted:

Then your alternative is the Hulk smashing your rear end.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
His name is William the Warrior and he will be remembered forever!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I love both Peter's Raccoon and Spider sons.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gaz-L posted:

I get the general idea of what was being gone for with the effect, but it's super-distracting that it's literally just Brock Lesnar on the TV. Like, not even comic-book-art Lesnar, just a still from a real fight.

To be fair, he is basically a comic book character.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

El Gallinero Gros posted:

If you watch his English non-in character interviews (aka kayfabe), he's a really soft spoken guy who tends to actually be very polite (he's Canadian, so no real shock there) and charming. He's super likable and his youtube channel (Cleaner's Corner) has some fun videos of him ahnding out some impressive whoopins' in Street Fighter IV.

Lost to the New Day at E3! Xavier Woods and Kenny Omega's ongoing video game feud is one of the best wrestling storylines. It crosses countries and promotions!

https://twitter.com/KiingDeno/status/1007357130041487360

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

That sucks then.

John Cena is still untainted isn't he?

He has said some homophobic poo poo in the past but does seem to genuinely want to make it right for doing that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rhyno posted:

You mean other than willingly working for Vince McMahon?

Sami Zayn was kept out of the Saudi Arabia show because he has a foundation to help victims of the Syrian war. Much like most businesses, the owner is a poo poo bird but the employees aren't always.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That and you're supposed to boo the things he does.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Knives Amilli posted:

naw this one was by greg pak. Rhodey was some sorta cyborg or some poo poo in it.



That weird time when Rhodey could just strap any type of weapon onto his body and it would somehow merge and he could use it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Phy posted:

Goatman would have been a much different comic

Has a nice ring to it though.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Oi I done ate me baby.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I mostly just have a chip on my shoulder regarding OMD and how colossally dumb it was.

What makes it worse is the series where they did have a kid was amazing. Spider-Dad is so good.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sharks don't need an excuse. They will eat everything you ever cared about.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Deadpool is superhero Bojack.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Everyone admiring Wolverine's claws.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I also enjoy the grave picture of Captain America, Iron Man, Black Panther, and Spidey in a Christmas hat.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Gravity rules he should be in more things.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Endless Mike posted:

I'm not sure I'm feeling it. It should be called Spider-Man: Everyone is a Dick to Peter.

Yeah this is a Spider-Man book.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

TwoPair posted:

Val would be totally down for that idea.

Val would correct Reed's work.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Thaddius the Large posted:

No, Private Pulsifer’s car

I thought this was Batman's sidekick?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

site posted:

she's gonna die and spend two panels in vahalla before returning

I would read multiple issues of Aunt May in Valhalla.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I wasn't a big fan of the incursions but I liked Secret Wars and I enjoyed a lot of Hickman's other stuff. That's my comic book post.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Secret Wars gave us Miles Morales in 616 and brought his mom back so it was an unqualified success.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sexy Jonah Jameson

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Look you gotta see the way Norman wears it is all.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Alhazred posted:

Shouldn't a comedy be funny?

It had Richard Pryor!

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