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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I've worked with Charity Butts and My Dong. Also met an old black woman named Ruby Weiners. My mother taught siblings Alphabet and Bluejeans.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Powercrazy posted:

I have a friend from high school whose name is Richard Biggs. Yep, his real name.

Huh, I also went to high school with a guy named Richard Biggs.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Hydronium posted:

Just met a guy named Justin. Middle name: Time.

Years ago my mother had a student named Justin Case. Also, I met a guy last week who had the first name Princeryan. All one word, confirmed on his DL and everything.

There's also a guy in my city with the same first and last name as me who is a registered sex offender. That could be fun.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Just took a report from an Essence Fleeks. I didn't even know that was a real last name.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Huh, I thought it was Lorel.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Spoke with a guy today whose name (confirmed with his DL) is James Tiberius Kirk [last name]. Why would you do that to your child?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Yeah, I left his last name out to have some anonymity since it was a pretty uncommon one.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Not so much terrible as just an unusual first name, I dealt with a guy named Cannon Wolf today.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Brute Hole Force posted:

Wasn't that a mech in Zoids?

Well he can't drive, that's for sure (it was an accident report).

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Took a report from a Richard Organ today. He goes by Rick.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

No Kum-Sok

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I know of two Michael Hunts personally. I also just spoke with a lady named Brooklyn Hooker.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Krystylynn.

Also spoke with a guy named Smajo but that's not terrible, just unusual for middle America.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A father/daughter combo, Stoney Drake and Scarlett Drake. I think I killed some of those in Baldur's Gate.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Nuggie Mae (last name)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Dick Bittman

Also, found a jacket for poo poo Poh Poh but I refuse to believe it's a real name.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Alixzandrya

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Not so much terrible as kind of badass, Shadrach Hammer

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Tomorrow, I have to sit in on a job interview with a man named Richard Leak.

I hope the chair is disposable.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Dickie McCurdy

No, I didn't believe him the first time either.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A few I've seen today

Ruby Cross
Peter Sample
Eddie Bull (a great name for a dispensary)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Clinnyja

Only read it, no idea how it's pronounced.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

My grandfather was named Bill. Then he shot himself. That's my Bill story.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I've seen Teckla as a street name before.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Dunno, but I have a friend of a friend who announced a name that early. An aunt disliked the name so much she adopted a dog, gave it that name, and told this person she'd tell the child they were named after a dog.

My first name comes from a neighbor's dog and my middle comes from another neighbor's cat, so...

Also, saw two Dicks today (:v:), Dick Hardin and Dick Jones. Dick Jones just made me think of Robocop.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Spirithorse. No first name, no last name, just Spirithorse.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Lovely one I came across this morning (spoilered for slur)

Gypsy Hair

E: upon further review it seems this is an actual thing in addition to a poor lady's name?

Marcade has a new favorite as of 14:48 on Mar 16, 2021

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

...more like Mega0wned.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Jodamon (adult)

Anubis (child, parents both white as could be)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I have no idea, just saw it on the ID that got turned in. I figure he's a budget Digimon.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Had a co-worker that was engaged to a guy last name Breedlove and would have had the last name Cross-Breedlove if it had gone through.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Colt Derringer Peters

You have to be a very cool person to pull that name off he's not, he doesn't

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Mookie Betts is still the Most Baseball Name ever.

I think Johnny 'Ugly" Dickshot is a good contender, as well.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Zacchaeus and Makhiah, siblings

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Had a report from a guy last name Kiker. I looked it up because I didn't believe it was a real last name. It is. I even found a Rich Kiker which is doubly unfortunate.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Found John Hamm's Transylvanian cousin, John Hamula.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Johnduras Godbolt

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

My new favorite probably an alien trying to blend in name, Ahnood Hooman

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It's a married name so I'm not sure it counts, but Holly Collie.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Mattie Light

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