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I've worked with Charity Butts and My Dong. Also met an old black woman named Ruby Weiners. My mother taught siblings Alphabet and Bluejeans.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2012 01:21 |
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Powercrazy posted:I have a friend from high school whose name is Richard Biggs. Yep, his real name. Huh, I also went to high school with a guy named Richard Biggs.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 01:02 |
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Hydronium posted:Just met a guy named Justin. Middle name: Time. Years ago my mother had a student named Justin Case. Also, I met a guy last week who had the first name Princeryan. All one word, confirmed on his DL and everything. There's also a guy in my city with the same first and last name as me who is a registered sex offender. That could be fun.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 21:47 |
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Just took a report from an Essence Fleeks. I didn't even know that was a real last name.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 22:30 |
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Huh, I thought it was Lorel.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 16:39 |
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Spoke with a guy today whose name (confirmed with his DL) is James Tiberius Kirk [last name]. Why would you do that to your child?
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 03:06 |
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Yeah, I left his last name out to have some anonymity since it was a pretty uncommon one.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 21:22 |
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Not so much terrible as just an unusual first name, I dealt with a guy named Cannon Wolf today.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 03:28 |
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Brute Hole Force posted:Wasn't that a mech in Zoids? Well he can't drive, that's for sure (it was an accident report).
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 22:44 |
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Took a report from a Richard Organ today. He goes by Rick.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 01:42 |
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No Kum-Sok
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 01:37 |
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I know of two Michael Hunts personally. I also just spoke with a lady named Brooklyn Hooker.
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 21:57 |
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Krystylynn. Also spoke with a guy named Smajo but that's not terrible, just unusual for middle America.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 01:25 |
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A father/daughter combo, Stoney Drake and Scarlett Drake. I think I killed some of those in Baldur's Gate.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 23:31 |
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Nuggie Mae (last name)
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 23:40 |
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Dick Bittman Also, found a jacket for poo poo Poh Poh but I refuse to believe it's a real name.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 00:01 |
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Alixzandrya
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 23:22 |
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Not so much terrible as kind of badass, Shadrach Hammer
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 22:26 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Tomorrow, I have to sit in on a job interview with a man named Richard Leak. I hope the chair is disposable.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 01:10 |
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Dickie McCurdy No, I didn't believe him the first time either.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 02:49 |
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A few I've seen today Ruby Cross Peter Sample Eddie Bull (a great name for a dispensary)
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 21:57 |
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Clinnyja Only read it, no idea how it's pronounced.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 23:54 |
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My grandfather was named Bill. Then he shot himself. That's my Bill story.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 23:35 |
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I've seen Teckla as a street name before.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 23:18 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Dunno, but I have a friend of a friend who announced a name that early. An aunt disliked the name so much she adopted a dog, gave it that name, and told this person she'd tell the child they were named after a dog. My first name comes from a neighbor's dog and my middle comes from another neighbor's cat, so... Also, saw two Dicks today (), Dick Hardin and Dick Jones. Dick Jones just made me think of Robocop.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 19:24 |
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Spirithorse. No first name, no last name, just Spirithorse.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 18:34 |
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Lovely one I came across this morning (spoilered for slur) Gypsy Hair E: upon further review it seems this is an actual thing in addition to a poor lady's name? Marcade has a new favorite as of 14:48 on Mar 16, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 14:45 |
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...more like Mega0wned.
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# ¿ May 5, 2021 22:02 |
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Jodamon (adult) Anubis (child, parents both white as could be)
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# ¿ May 11, 2021 22:02 |
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I have no idea, just saw it on the ID that got turned in. I figure he's a budget Digimon.
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# ¿ May 12, 2021 02:39 |
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Had a co-worker that was engaged to a guy last name Breedlove and would have had the last name Cross-Breedlove if it had gone through.
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 18:23 |
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Colt Derringer Peters You have to be a very cool person to pull that name off he's not, he doesn't
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 19:11 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Mookie Betts is still the Most Baseball Name ever. I think Johnny 'Ugly" Dickshot is a good contender, as well.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 15:04 |
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Zacchaeus and Makhiah, siblings
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 20:53 |
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Had a report from a guy last name Kiker. I looked it up because I didn't believe it was a real last name. It is. I even found a Rich Kiker which is doubly unfortunate.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 18:07 |
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Found John Hamm's Transylvanian cousin, John Hamula.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 20:09 |
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Johnduras Godbolt
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 17:12 |
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My new favorite probably an alien trying to blend in name, Ahnood Hooman
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 01:21 |
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It's a married name so I'm not sure it counts, but Holly Collie.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 20:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:06 |
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Mattie Light
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 21:19 |