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The officer corps does have its share of retards and unbearables, though.
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O life if you can stand stress headaches. E- To put it in perspective, this is how I feel at 9/10 staff meetings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI EBB fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Dec 20, 2012 |
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DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:Yeah, most surpisingly if you want to get a tab the most common job that I see Ranger option 40 with is 92G 
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 Least I could do for the bestest recruiter ever.
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Vasudus posted:All this has happened before, and will happen again. Corn crop is pretty good this year.
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Real men join Sphinx.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:Mind telling me what CBRN actually does then? Do you like gas masks and hot, heavy, uncomfortable equipment? The answer is no, no you don't.
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:Don't.
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Science degree in what, exactly? Jobs are there if you know where to look.
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Azuth0667 posted:Toxicology, the only jobs I've been able to find don't pay enough to afford the rent for the area they are in and the one's that do pay a living wage want a PhD/MS. For example there are jobs for research assistants that pay 15$/hr in New York City, you couldn't afford a refrigerator box's rent on that sort of pay there. Sounds like you're in the northeast, and brother I can tell you that there are salaried (think $50k+) entry level jobs in that part of the country that could support your living expenses and don't require more than a BS. PM me your details if you have plat, I can check internal postings for a company in western CT. Think about your options before going down the military route, it's a pain in the rear end.
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Haephastus posted:It's a little late to be asking, I know, but am I totally going to hate myself for this? I don't know why I'm suddenly worried last second, but whatever. A bit of anxiety before you head out is normal. Just relax and look at it as an adventure.
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I have a bad habit of using NATO phonetics to spell things over the phone.
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CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:Jesus loving christ man. You should have hung onto the pills, because 30 valium and a bottle of scotch is, and always will be, a better option than joining the Army National Guard. Benzos and alcohol, great combo and a quick trip to accidental suicide.
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gleep gloop posted:Thank gently caress. Always good to save somebody the pain. krispykremessuck posted:I, for one, think you should enlist into some kind of open contract. Shut up.
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poopkitty posted:I read an article that said 3 SA's per hour military wide. I don't know whether to be glad about the failure rate or alarmed at the frequency.
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Join NOAA and pretend you're in the military.
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The gift that keeps on giving. That and HPV.
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:can someone address this pls It depends, can you bend over backwards and lick your own taint?
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^^^ Do not listen to a word he says.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:58
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And don't get bitter right away. You've got a magical 2-2.5 year period before jadedness sets in.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Hey Cole did you fly out your fleshlight for your boot camp graduation? Haha loser. He's on posting vacation.
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What's your wish list for branching?
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ArbitraryTA posted:So I scored an 89 on my ASVAB and my line scores qualify me for pretty much anything. You are literally retarded.
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shyduck posted:I got the army I got Air Force. Guess we traded.
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Dead Reckoning posted:They never asked if I preferred interracial cucking, crying women, Asian teenagers, or trannies in my porn, so I don't know how they can possibly claim they're accurately determining which service is right for me. You're excluding paedophiles, zoophiles, and forcible rape.
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50 years ago you could smack your airman receptionist on the rear end but male buggery had to be done in secret.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:13
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Absolutely. It's a fantastic idea.
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Pon de Bundy posted:I'VE read the thread from top to now, but the coast guard isn't given much love in here apparently. Enlist with a degree. It'll be the best six years of your life. Don't take a bonus either, everyone will respect you more for "earning it" on the other side.
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More like the CG has a chip on its shoulder for being "only" a uniformed service. DHS may look military sometimes, but it's not military.
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I don't even know why you'd want to be associated with the CG since it meant munching on Napolitano's sniz at some point in the past decade.
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Godholio posted:By no meaningful definition is it a military force. At best, paramilitary. By mission, it's law enforcement and regulatory. As I understand it, Coast Guard falls under Title 10 when assets are transferred under DOD control for contingencies. Bingo. That's why drills are called "Inactive Duty Training"- we're not activated under Title 10 or Title 32 for regular training, not even for AT. Our funding is federal, but we're a state force at the behest of the governor until federalized.
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Average Bear posted:Is ROTC a good way of paying off student debt? The program here says it will pay off up to I think 50k in loans after graduation, but from what I read here they could be full of poo poo. I'll be graduating in the next two years and coming out of school with no student loan debt seems to good to be true. The main catch being you're on the hook for at least four years of service after graduation. What are you majoring in?
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Average Bear posted:History. You'll fit in well in the Infantry.
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Let's assume you get a contract and some tuition assistance and jump forward to graduation. Are you willing to sign away a minimum of four years of your life (six reserve) for something you might absolutely hate but cannot quit for no other reason than having no debt?
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My advice to you is to switch to a STEM major, get summer internships, and put the effort you'd have to put into ROTC into studying instead. You'll have student debt, but you'll be more employable than a vet with busted knees and a history degree.
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Cole posted:I'm not an alcoholic. PROBATION 10/13/14 09:58pm Cole The first step is admitting you have a problem. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Nostalgia4Infinity Nostalgia4Infinity But that's for another thread.
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