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Shannonmcn posted:That last comment he makes, holy loving poo poo. For content, here's yet another visit to the Armageddon-loving page my parents like. This is in response to news about an earthquake in AZ:
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# ¿ May 28, 2013 18:00 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 07:37 |
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FrozenVent posted:Jesus these people are eagerly awaiting the apocalypse are they? EDIT! Here are selected comments from an article they posted on a bald eagle being shot, which was apparently Obama's fault and predicted by multiple preachers' dream visions. The picture wasn't gory, just an eagle lying on a table with a respirator, but I've covered it anyway. Taliaquin has a new favorite as of 19:06 on May 28, 2013 |
# ¿ May 28, 2013 18:26 |
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Silly Hippie posted:I've actually seen women in burqas two or three times here in Texas. But yeah, it's very noticeable and memorable which suggests to me that people who talk about seeing "all these Muslim women in burqas" or whatever are full of poo poo. It's been a few days since I've checked my favorite Apocalypse fetish FB page... Normally I would think that's a troll, but Albert is a frequent poster on that page, and by that I mean he posts on literally every single thing, usually a variation of "tick tock" or, if he feels his ticks and tocks aren't enough, he'll request someone else to post it with him. He's obsessed and seems pretty genuine, so I think we have an unironic Santans sighting here. GOD'S BACK YARD! Oh, Bryndon. And apparently some weird social drama is going on with Albert, judging by comments on a few other posts, but I don't care enough to scroll back and see what it is.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 21:34 |
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It's time for the Apocalypse again! Apparently there is literally a Horseman of the Apocalypse riding around in a tornado. All right, which one of you is Kevin? vv Poor Albert didn't make it onto this one before I screencapped it. Now he's got other people doing that tick tick thing. I'm so happy he has friends. Taliaquin has a new favorite as of 22:49 on Jun 18, 2013 |
# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 22:40 |
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There are actually two horses at work here - the ugly blue horse pictured above, and the "pale horse" of Revelation. The woman claiming to see a horse somewhere on the left is referring to the latter. I don't see it. <> EDIT: Unless she thinks the blue horse is the pale horse of Revelation, in which case Revelation is a loving let-down. Taliaquin has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Jun 19, 2013 |
# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 01:43 |
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VogeGandire posted:Thank god it's not just me that hears "four horsemen" and instead of thinking "Conquest, War, Famine and Death", thinks "Arn, Ole, Tully and Ric". Avenging_Mikon posted:Fixed for true the true four. No, you loving idiot, that's a tornado loving looks like. Literally every conversation I have with my parents sounds like this FB page.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2013 15:13 |
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Welp, my parents sent me an email to remind me to read End Times Headlines, so I'll honor their wishes. Here's more fundies on Facebook. (I'm not covering their names anymore because it's a public page.) "BUY A GUN TO PROTECT YOUR GARDEN FROM THE GUBMINT!" "gorilla gardens" But my favorite is actually Sophia, because I love it when God speaks directly to these people. Not only do they use ABORTED FETUSES in vaccines, they also use "EVERYTHING!" Yep, train totally exploded. Nevermind what anyone who knows anything about trains says about how derailment works, God has personally told me that was a bomb. Bonus Illuminati. It actually really, really bothers me that my parents believe (and even say) this poo poo. Taliaquin has a new favorite as of 16:50 on Jul 27, 2013 |
# ¿ Jul 27, 2013 13:18 |
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Death-jacking! I haven't actually talked to the OP here for a long time (someone I knew in high school, added me on FB, the usual) and I don't know what their situation is, but if it is indeed a death, then the third reply is mindblowingly insensitive. Each color in his post is a different (dead) person (yellow is mentioned twice).
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 20:21 |
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Fabulist posted:There's so much smug.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 09:52 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 15:46 |
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Here's something different for 9/11 -- my FB friend, who is securely middle class to the point that he was able to buy a house in his early 20s, took this nice little picture on his way to work. That's his arm at the bottom, proudly displaying his nice suit and watch. Teehee! I really thought I'd gotten rid of all the FYGMs I'm not related to, but apparently not.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 10:05 |
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I love how Aspartame is in the background, because anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds simply aren't widespread enough. You've got to incorporate EVERYTHING.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 18:38 |
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Fatkraken posted:If you're interested in a very accessible book about the history of cancer treatments and the societal attitude towards cancer, I highly recommend this book http://www.amazon.co.uk/Emperor-All-Maladies-Siddhartha-Mukherjee/dp/0007250924 It's a really interesting look at the biology of the disease-group, the history and sociology of treatments, even the politics of the search for treatments. It'll arm you with a plethora of diverse responses to stupid Facebook posts about miracle cures, research and so forth.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2013 15:08 |
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volts5000 posted:
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2013 10:21 |
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Ogive posted:My God man, what are you implying about comic book movies?! As a horror movie fan, I got a little giggle out of her using Supernatural as an example. I learned the awkward way when someone made a similar request on social media that when people welcome buddies for horror movies, they still don't want to watch horror movies. It's just a ploy to get physical or something.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 12:52 |
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HairyManling posted:You guys are really missing the point on this one. Let's not fool ourselves, this guy has never read The Great Gatsby. He's just pining for a simpler time when non-whites were segregated and weren't allowed to vote. You know, the good ole days. Gatsby is a guilty pleasure of mine (haven't seen the new movie yet, though), and it always amazes me how anyone can read it, or anything by Fitzgerald, and come away with the message that these people are having a good time and those were the good ole days. That's one of the points of the story -- nobody there is having a good time. They're all desperate to, and their desperation will destroy them. Much like Fitzgerald's own life.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2013 10:58 |
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Lap-Lem posted:The thing that always gets me about these kinds of proposals is that it seems the proposer is forcing the proposee to say 'yes'. Since they risk public humiliation if they say no. There was a clip I watched where at a sports even the girl said no and she had to run out of the entire stadium while being booed. It just reminds me of the episode of It's always Sunny in Philadelphia where the dude is telling people how great it is to have a boat because 'the implication' they have to say yes, because of 'the implication'.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2014 23:55 |
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Clochette posted:This seems really familiar, I could swear I've seen it before. I think "bodyshape" is supposed to be some creepy term for an attractive woman.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 23:28 |
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IronicDongz posted:I've heard that there were other zoos that would buy it off them, but I don't really know if that's true, or anything about the logistics of transporting animals between zoos/budgeting for buying an animal as a zoo. vv Her comma is stolen? I'm assuming she was trying to a heart with <3, but I don't see how she managed to make that into a comma.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 17:15 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:A PhD means you're really really good at one particular thing. As a side effect, it also means you really really suck at everything else. Obligatory Toast posted:My father and older sister both have PhDs and this couldn't be more true. I do suck at everything else.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 20:26 |
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Inspector Zenigata posted:This is slightly off-topic, but I think it's weird when people on this site claim that MRAs and the like don't exist outside of the internet. It makes me think they're long out of college or something, because even at Hampshire, one of the most hilariously over-the-top liberal campuses in the US, there's a small but noticeable contingent of MRAs. The same was true at the other school I went to, and there were proto MRAs at both high schools I attended, and that was years ago. I see MRA posters stapled to telephone poles regularly in pretty much every college town I visit. Youth culture is bizarre and moronic, and I can imagine why people who are slightly older would have difficulty believing that bronies, MRAs, and tumblr SJWs are exclusive to the internet, but the fact is that they aren't. Knowing about memes and furries and all that poo poo that was totally obscure and arcane five, ten years ago isn't the exclusive domain of the nerdy pasty shut-ins anymore. It's a brave, terrible, new world out there. The internet has ruined everything.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 10:34 |
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Possible LGBT reading aside, what was the Arrested Development reference?
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 11:12 |
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Elfface posted:Yeah, I'm pretty sure Shakespeare has mentioned cancer, so a known entity 500 years ago is very provable. In fact, it's a relatively modern reference. A quick google tells me the first reference to cancer is from 3,000BC in Egyptian scrolls, though obviously they didn't call it cancer then.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 10:51 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 07:37 |
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My parents clean the tops of their cans with rubbing alcohol for this very reason. Sometimes my very dad cleans produce with rubbing alcohol as well.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 12:48 |