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Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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quote:

Altidore set a U.S. MNT record by scoring a goal

greg new thread title please

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Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Congratulations, Jozy, on winning another Player of the Year award!

https://twitter.com/jozyaltidore/status/407954025834090496

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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T. Finninho posted:

I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do.

someone add transparent rain to this ok thanks

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Adulterous Hitler posted:

haha i can not unsee his right eye stoping for one frame :newlol:

fixed it for you

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Abu Dave posted:

I think the avatar needs like a upside down american flag or like inverted colurs to take the piss outta it more

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Hallowed Turban posted:

Can you have Heskey putting him in a masterlock?

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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the white outline really annoys me but its fitting cause its like a chalk outline and football is dead

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Oct 22, 2005

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Hallowed Turban posted:

Surprised Ephex hasn't added a penis to the av somehow

he sent me this one from his private stash of jozy 'shops

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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the old bait and 'schwitz

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Oct 22, 2005

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Adulterous Hitler posted:

wow, robert enke took that picture, you're being real tacky here

if he hadn't met a messi end do you think he could have scored more goals than jozy in a season

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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maybe jozy could follow in his footsteps as long he remembers to train, train, train

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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so cup final goals won't count?

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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nice empty shopping bag blowing around on the pitch

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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great white fail

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Altidore, Altidore
Every weekend you greet me
Big and black, slow, yet wise
You look happy to meet me
Like sourdough, may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Altidore, Altidore
Bless my forum forever.

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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jazzyhattrick posted:

I have heard rumours that Jozy once again failed to score, but I need official confirmation.

Bring forth the chart.

mods rename this man jozyhattrick

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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jozy volmy altidore is an anagram of i, lazy voldemort

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Oct 22, 2005

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Babby Thatcher posted:

Greg still believes


Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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cucked by jozy amazon.com erotic fiction has legs

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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pissflaps has been fooled by @JozyAItidore in the past

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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Fat Lowtax posted:



Soccer's coming home.

irl thought this was a fried chicken leg

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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stormfront.org

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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trem_two posted:

He played that one like a mathematician.

stephen hawking?

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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The Finn posted:

Jozy is loving garbage

counterpoint:

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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tetsman posted:

Advanced Stats: Algeria's Hassan Yebda, who's 6 years older and played 5 less minutes than Jozy, covered 0.7 km more and was 6.3 kmh faster.

something something african physique

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Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

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mods make the loser of the jozy contest buy and do this:

http://www.worldsoccershop.com/52576.html

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