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Hey. Hey kid. Come closer.  Ya like dags?   The most inframe shot of him you'll see in this LP  Tales of Vesperia (テイルズ オブ ヴェスペリア or "Teiruzu obu Vesuperia" in the glorious Nippon language) is the tenth main title in the Tales series of video games. It was developed by Namco Tales Studio and published by blah blah blah you can read the wikipedia article here. Vesperia is a JRPG. In my experience, JRPGs almost always contain dumb teenagers with rainbow colored hair and relationship issues saving the world for no other reason than they're bored while fulfilling animè tropes such as "protecting others" and "having a hot-springs scene". Seeing how I have some experience with one of the previous titles in this series, I suspect that this one will be no different. "Now Kuvo", you may say, "why are you LPing this game when its obviously you won't like it?". For the same reason I watch bad movies; to make fun of them. No one likes to watch bad movies by themselves, but get some friends (and alcohol) and you can have a great time. To facilitate this, joining me in this LP will be Geop, Minifoo and Vicas (later on Adus and Admiral H. Curtiss sub in too). All three of them are LP veterans, and are (IMO) funny guys. They also all have either played or beaten this game, which is good. Because I haven't. "Kuvo", you may continue, "don't you know that blind LPs are never good!". While I would normally agree with you, the last one we did didn't turn out so bad. Plus Minifoo will be fighting in battles along side me, and Vicas knows the game so he can steer me in the right direction "But Kuvo, If Geop is making gut-wrenchingly terrible puns over cut-scenes how am I suppose to relate to these animê people! Talking over dialog is the NO. 1 LP SIN!".   Youtube Playlist Ep 01: The Sandbagging Game Youtube Ep 02: Pathfinding Youtube Ep 03: Butt Rock Youtube Ep 04: Low Profile Youtube Ep 05: Don't Be Stupid Youtube Ep 06: It's Over Youtube Ep 07: Good Vibrations Youtube Ep 08: City of Nerdlords Youtube Ep 09: Feminine Secrets Youtube Ep 10: Murphy Youtube Ep 11: You Suck! Youtube Ep 12: Non-stop Ticket on the Train of Death! Youtube Ep 13: Salsa Drawer Youtube Ep 14: VIDEO EDITING Youtube Ep 15: Music Video Youtube Ep 16: Captain Butts Orders Youtube Ep 17: Lo Pan's Dungeon Youtube Ep 18: Terribly Misunderstood Youtube Ep 19: Baka, Fired Youtube Ep 20: Sun Youtube Ep 21: Party Foul Youtube Ep 22: Halloween Special 4 and the Goblet of Fire Youtube Ep 23: Urban Achievers Youtube Ep 24: Just Shadowing Youtube Ep 25: Fishy Youtube Ep 26: Raise your Dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Youtube Ep 27: Flying to the Danger Zone Youtube Ep 28: Skits Ahoy Youtube Ep 29: Gears of Bore Youtube Ep 30:  YoutubeEp 31: Guild Laws Youtube Ep 32: I'm... Cute? Youtube Ep 33: Silly Names Youtube Ep 34: In Which Nothing Gets Done Youtube Ep 35: Shmurphy Youtube Ep 36: Aer 104: How Bags Work Youtube Ep 37: Repede's No. 1 Youtube Ep 38: Such Doge Youtube Ep 39: What are we here for? Youtube Ep 40: Blastin' Bodhi Youtube Ep 41: Splunking Youtube Ep 42: Bat Outa Hell Youtube Ep 43: Hotel Antares Youtube Ep 44: One Thousand and One Fights Youtube Ep 45: canyon.mid Youtube Ep 46: VESP 101: Vocabulary Lesson Youtube Ep 47: Midnight Rendezvous Youtube Ep 48: Gallon Milk Challenge Youtube Ep 49: Karol Lifts Youtube Ep 50: Plot Dump Youtube Ep 51: The Recap Episode Youtube Ep 52: Mousetrap Youtube Ep 53: Getting Ahead Youtube Ep 54: Taking a Hike Youtube Ep 55: You could have mentioned that! Youtube Ep 56: The Insomnia Episode Youtube Ep 57: Vacation Youtube Ep 58: Things we already know Youtube Ep 59: That Escalated Quickly Youtube Ep 60: Implied Action Youtube Ep 61: Sephiroth Ruined My Childhood Youtube Ep 62: Am I wasting my time? Youtube Ep 63: My Neighbor is an Amazing Adorable Tsundere Wizard Youtube Ep 64: Geop Cooks Dinner Youtube Ep 65: And he was never heard from again Youtube Ep 66: Endless dungeon of bullshit Youtube Ep 67: Just when I thought I couldn't hate that guy any more Youtube Ep 68: Crapshoot Youtube Ep 69: Hamurphy and Narurphy Youtube Ep 70: Chariots of Fire Youtube Ep 71: Voice Acting Youtube Ep 72: Curry Youtube Ep 73: Shoot for the Moon Youtube Ep 74: Smugnado Youtube Ep 75: Deep Hurting Youtube Ep 76: Tokunaga's here too! Youtube Ep 77: Poaching Youtube Ep 78: Gurphy and Lurphy Youtube Ep 79: Wunderbar Youtube Ep 80: Power af all Creation Youtube Ep 81: ...?! Youtube Ep 82: Local Aerea Network Youtube Ep 83: Does it bother you? Youtube Ep 84: Electromurphy Youtube Ep 85: Music Reference Youtube Ep 86: Cross Dissolve Youtube Ep 87: Slurphy Youtube Ep 88: Thank you Sylph Youtube Ep 89: Cucumbers Youtube Ep 90: See ya Later Nerdlords Youtube Ep 91: Nuke it from Orbit Youtube Ep 92: Pitching Tents Youtube Ep 93: Out of Context Youtube Ep 94: The Episode Where we Find the Gym Entrance Youtube Ep 95:  YoutubeEp 96: My Buddy Superflynn Youtube Ep 97: M.D. Gambler Youtube Ep 98: Disappointment Youtube Ep 99: BULLSHIT FOREST Youtube Ep 100: Invincadog Youtube Ep 101: Risky Business Youtube Ep 102: Manly Musk Youtube Ep 103: 火車 Youtube Ep 104:  YoutubeEp 105: Revenge of the Butt Rock Youtube Ep 106: I never said anything about boobs Youtube Ep 107: Ringleader of Raunchiness Youtube Ep 108: Indigestion Youtube Ep 109: Tight in the Chest Area Youtube Ep 110: Bruckheimer Youtube Ep 111: gently caress You Duke Youtube Let's Watch Tales of Vesperia: The First Strike Youtube   Why Vesperia? You voted on it. I thought you were streaming it? I had planned on it, but now FF14 is taking up all of my free time. Is this going to be like Symphonia where you sucked at every fight, paid no attention to the game, got drunk and yelled and even passed out in a few episodes? I can't recall the events you're talking about. How often are you going to release video? Was planning on Mon/Fri, but in all likelihood it will be whenever I feel like it. Can you upload a version without you guys talking over everything? No. Why do you do this to yourself? Rationalization for my alcoholism. Will you fight the super secret tsundere badger boss? If Vicas knows of it and he thinks it's funny, probably. PM him if stuff like this exists in the game. What happened to the drinking word? They led to bad things. Though if you want to follow along at home, Minifoo suggests blastia and aer. Why is the dog named Pangloss? You can change the names of the 7 main characters though the status menu, which is reflected in dialog. I think it's funny to name them on a theme, and I try to drop hints throughout the episode. If you're too uncultured to get the references (or too lazy to google them), here's a list 01-12: original names 13-17: some stupid poo poo 18-21: anime words 22: THIS EPISODE IS CANON 23-26: Characters from The Big Lebowski 27-30: Callsigns from TOP GUN 31-33: Characters from The Legend of Galactic Heros 34-37: the 7 deadly sins 38-42: Characters from SDF Macross 43-46: Characters from Dune 47-50: Characters from Twin Peaks 51-54: Characters from The Brothers Karamazov 55-60: Characters from Planetes 61-65: Characters from Kurt Vonnegut novels 66-70: Characters from Candide 71-75: Characters from Cave Story 76-80: Characters from The Diamond Age 81-85: Characters from Catch 22 86: The Monty Python cast 87-91: Characters from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress 92-97: Characters from Cromartie High School 98-103: Members of Castlevania's Belmont clan 104-109: Characters from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 110-111:  
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KAROL GIF APPRECIATION STATION (linking these from now on to avoid spoilers and 50mb page loads) http://i.imgur.com/s9SYyll.gif http://i.imgur.com/AXG3f4j.gif http://i.imgur.com/otsKgc5.gif http://i.imgur.com/RPMSZTP.gif http://i.imgur.com/Qkg4dIa.gif http://i.imgur.com/tqAPC9u.gif http://i.imgur.com/LIdDSFQ.gif http://i.imgur.com/nRg29kp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/aRC2yZd.gif http://i.imgur.com/AP6D49r.gif http://i.imgur.com/pIHBHmm.gif http://i.imgur.com/5MMN2TR.gif http://i.imgur.com/UbHeTS6.gif http://i.imgur.com/aAQNBDP.gif http://i.imgur.com/zxm7R4k.gif http://i.imgur.com/I4G2ZlY.gif http://i.imgur.com/EjM7ybd.gif http://i.imgur.com/vB1DYVq.gif http://i.minus.com/i0G9s0Cna9Oaj.gif http://i.imgur.com/OKoFcQh.gif  REPEDE OBFUSCATION APPRECIATION STATION silentbrains posted:Made an attempt. Interest and attention to detail tapered off uh almost immediately. silentbrains posted:Oops, kinda forgot about this. Recently got some free time to do things, though, like taxes and looking for an dog in an anime videogame. silentbrains posted:Where's Repede 6 silentbrains posted:You all are finding all the good ones, I can't really claim credit for this, hahaha.  
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Shoopuf posted:Is the video supposed to be in widescreen? Because porting it into Polsy (and... a lot of other videos into polsy, now that I think about it) box it up and scrunch the video for no actual reason. The game runs and was recorded in 720p 
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fivre posted:The drinking condition is there's no way kuvo will make it through sober. I don't need an excuse to drink any more.
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Geop posted:Maybe you can lead us through a recap before every session? I had planned on doing a brief recap at the beginning of each session, of which the first one had 4 episodes.
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Disappointed this isnt a table breaking 3000px wide. grancheater posted:When are we going to find out they're using ~Blastia~ to create genetically modified supersoldiers? This gif is a metaphor for my life
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I really don't have any spoiler policy but use common sense. Things like pics of alternate costumes are fine if you note that it's a spoiler. Just don't make this thread read like a FOIA released NSA document. Remember that spoiling stuff for me will probably make it less funny when we get to it, not to mention piss off other viewers that haven't played the game.
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We did another recording session last night so have an update a day early Updates Ep 03: Butt Rock Youtube
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Updates Ep 04: Low Profile Youtube
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I've seen Temple of Doom and that one Seinfeld episode enough times to know what a rickshaw is, and that thing wasnt a rickshaw.
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Updates Ep 05: Don't Be Stupid Youtube The next few videos will be coming a bit slower as I'm getting ready for a move and won't have time for anime video games.
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Updated the Karol Gif Appreciation Station
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HOW DOES A 4 YEAR OLD BECOME A PIRATE AHHHHH 
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Updates Ep 06: It's Over Youtube Ya there's audio desync. I would fix it but that editing pc is in a box awaiting to be moved. I know I fixed it by next episode.
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Updates Ep 07: Good Vibrations Youtube Releasing this early because I'm going to be busy all weekend. Someone please gif that one cut-scene. You know which one.
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Youtube says it matched 3rd party content ("Tales of vesperia -Original Soundtrack--yurameku kinki", sound recording administered by: WMG) so thats probably it. Not much I can do about it.
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momomimi posted:Its good to have a protagonist that see's an opportunity to troll and acts on it. And no matter how many times I hear it, Yuri's "Prepare to die Eggbear!" Karol impersonation is just gold. Props to Troy Baker for the great delivery. After Persona 4 Troy Baker is quickly becoming one of my favorite voice actors. He has a good range and seems to really get into character well. <-- Speaking of Persona 
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I'm bummed I lost the TRY JUMPING gang tag
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I have internet at my new place now so that means... Updates Ep 08: City of Nerdlords Youtube
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I should have saved a third post after the OP for cofaigh art.
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Fingers of Fury posted:Also I'm pretty sure the reason you couldn't cast any spells with Estelle was because she was out of tp. I noticed this when editing the videos. I wish the game would give you some sort of cue that this was the case instead of just doing nothing.
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Derpes posted:Also I don't think ignoring the HP/TP bars is the game's fault. It's not, but they could have the character say "I'm out of TP" or make a 'error' sound or have an animation of them shrugging or something. I thought the bindings I set didn't save because there was no feedback. From a UI standpoint its bad design.
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Forgot to do this yesterday Updates Ep 11: You Suck! Youtube
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cofaigh posted:Couldn't help but let my mind drift when you mentioned that Murphy pops up repeatedly as a palette swap. This picture reminded me of something else  YEEEEEHAAAAAWW! Kuvo fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Oct 8, 2013 |
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Can't help but notice that email was already read...
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Updates Ep 12: Non-stop Ticket on the Train of Death! Youtube Someone wrote that line.
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Posting this from my phone because I'm going camping Updates Ep 13: Salsa Drawer Youtube Here's hoping I don't get eaten by an eggbear Kuvo fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Oct 15, 2013 |
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Camping is done and I didn't see any Eggbears so here's a video. Updates Ep 14: VIDEO EDITING Youtube
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Dastardly posted:You haven't seen disinterest until you've seen Kuvo have a go at fusing persona's Looking up gamefaq spreadsheets isn't my idea of fun. Updates Ep 15: Music Video Youtube
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Code Geese was awful, sorry guys Updates Ep 16: Captain Butts Orders Youtube Yes, I know how probability works.
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Ya I wasn't serious but it's interesting that you're able to browse the game assets. Any info on how this is done? Do you have access to the 3d models or skit portraits?
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Updates Ep 17: Lo Pan's Dungeon Youtube I was pretty drunk at this point.
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