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Roargasm posted:Read between the lines man. A beard is a stupid thing to lose a job over.
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# ¿ May 20, 2014 14:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:51 |
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GargleBlaster posted:To be fair, I didn't mark off Tuesday, and everyone is a bit "hit and miss" in terms of marking down their appointments as well. For some reason everyone prefers using a shared Excel file for indicating whether they're going to be in or out. We had a go at suggesting a move to Outlook shared calendar once before but everyone was fairly new to it then and deemed it "too complicated". Maybe a job for next week, have another go at that suggestion.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 15:15 |
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Sickening posted:Doesn't sound like a big deal. You just need to look into your crystal ball and figure out the upgrades needed for the next 10 years.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 22:35 |
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Gounads posted:Then.. what do they do all day long? First, if it's SQL Server then who the gently caress knows, those aren't DBAs. As an Oracle DBA I write queries like this... CREATE TABLE APPS.TABLE_NAME ( COUNT NUMBER, "FROM" VARCHAR2 (50), "WHERE" VARCHAR2 (50), "AND" VARCHAR2 (50), "OR" VARCHAR2 (50) ) / SELECT "FROM", "WHERE", "COUNT" FROM table_name WHERE "FROM" NOT LIKE 'where' AND "WHERE" NOT LIKE 'from' AND "AND" IS NOT NULL
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 22:08 |
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Gounads posted:If you schedule a recurring lunch meeting, you better be supplying lunch.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 22:32 |
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Dick Trauma posted:Definitely one of those chaotic situations where I'll have to bring I.T. law to the lawless, but I have years of experience doing that.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 04:00 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Usually I just hang up on them. If I'm in a good mood I'll tell them to hang on and I'll let them talk to a manager, then forward their call to a fax line or the time of day service. Depending on my mood and time, I have told SAP/Oracle vendors that we don't use a database - Microsoft Word best for us, it's very easy to search. I will pretend they are a computer help desk calling me and begin to detail how slow my email/internet is, and ask for solutions. Being purposefully obtuse has always worked best for me.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 16:04 |
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Simpleboo posted:Production database went down around 6PM yesterday with bad sectors making it unrecoverable. Oracle support not 24x7 for us and we have to restore from a backup done 2am yesterday soooo I'm at 19 hours of work in the last two days! I lost a 2tb db because the SAN that had redo was not on a UPS, Oracle 8i. At the time we only did level 0 backups on Monday mornings - it took 20 some hours to apply archive logs to recover to 1 minute before the outage. You are in archivelogmode right?
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 16:57 |
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Simpleboo posted:This isn't Oracle DB, it's progress/OpenEdge. Along with how our head dev (before she quit and tried to take source code with her) programmed entries into tables it has created a lot of giant time gaps where we are sitting watching a program try and recover blocks. Had to resolve open transactions at the time of crash, try and fix the database, when failing that restore from backup. Nightmare. Oh, I'd though you were waiting on Oracle support so I assumed it was an Oracle DB. It sounds nightmarish.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 23:35 |
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Bob Morales posted:It's unique per customer like nielsm said. Ya, a "normal" system would handle this by making the order id (which should be unique) and the customer PO (which can be anything) the driving key. So that no matter what fuckery the customer uses for their PO, the order id keeps it unique in the home system. Tieing the PO to customer id alone is a recipe for trouble without having control over the customer's PO generation "method". Good luck Bob.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 15:35 |
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ConfusedUs posted:NEW TP POOL REGULATIONS
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 21:25 |
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flosofl posted:While Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits is a fun and good book, I'm fairly certain the TP POOL memo is from Snow Crash Well gently caress me, I read them both back to back about 2 months ago and totally mis-identified the quote.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 04:07 |
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Sirotan posted:
This also works with Kissinger - who is still not dead!
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 20:02 |
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well why not posted:Because work is a team job, I'm not the manager, but when we all rely on each other to finish work - and it's often late - I reserve the right to care about what others do. I never want to work around you.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 14:09 |
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ratbert90 posted:LOL@Non-French Press drinkers. LOL@Non-Vacpot coffee drinkers. Keep it 100 yo.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 19:36 |
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Captainsalami posted:Angry people use words they probably don't use in general conversation in a thread for posting about what pisses you off? Perhaps they're mad about something. Maybe. When did this turn in to imgur. Just like using racial slurs when you're angry, it's still wrong to denigrate a bunch of people. Pissing me off - the company HQ would like to move all the 'data' to thier data center, on the east coast. This includes a 10tb ERP database and around 10tb of various art files. Currently they are complaining about the cost of 10mb MPLS circuit between our locations.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 21:03 |
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Thanks Ants posted:I'm assuming they still need access to the database This can be done, but it is going to cost money out the rear end. I think I can have a 'san vendor' come in, replicate the data - overnight it, and then resume replication - once the sync up is done, flip it to the remote storage. But they need storage, they need the bandwidth, and the likely need the db server moved also. (and a server - I'm running the db on an IBM 850+ using 4 of what IBM call's CPUs. Oh, and licensing. I learned long ago never to say no, just start presenting budgets and let them come up with the 'no'.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 22:06 |
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Fudge posted:People who are willing to use FileMaker for anything are figuratively retarded and literally the worst. Wellllll, of course, everyone knows you should be using 4D.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 15:47 |
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Jerk McJerkface posted:But I absolutely love this job and who I work with at my salary is great and we are growing and it's all roses for now.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 14:41 |
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OWLS! posted:Triggerd. Whoever thought that whitespace should matter in a programming language was high on something not good. Triggered because I worked with Cobol in the 90s.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 21:15 |
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Bob Morales posted:I have zero loving tolerance for cold-calling. The other thing is to pretend I'm a user and they are the help desk, I tell them my browser is slow, netflix won't load, and ignore absolutely everything they say. I keep this going until they hang up. Good times.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 17:04 |
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negromancer posted:Pissing me off: code:
edit: fixed code quoting crap porktree fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Dec 27, 2016 |
# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 17:49 |
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bull3964 posted:All the 'gluten free' labeling is done by 3rd party certification with little government oversight. It holds as much weight as 'low fat' labeling. People with real conditions should be up in arms that their disease is not being treated seriously. And there is such a thing as gluten sensitivity - which a lot of people mistakenly call an allergy. Either way, they get sore stomachs when they eat to much grain based food. And who cares if it lets fad dieters live their fantasy?
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 21:23 |
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fishmech posted:Well no, there really isn't evidence that "gluten sensitivity" exists outside of celiac disease, merely milder cases of celiac disease. And having bad reactions to grains in general would indicate something other than gluten, as there's a decent amount of common grains which do not contain gluten. I stand corrected - my science is a year behind current research. xzzy posted:Because there's no research at all backing up whether it actually improves health, but people are treating it like it's going to fix a bunch of stuff after reading about it on some crank anti-vax blog. We know that it's a less healthy diet likely do the opposite of what the faddists claim. I think its a false equivalency to compare it to the unpersuadables spouting the anti-vax non-sense but I don't see how it harms me other than 'argh people are believing wrongly'. Derail canceled.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 22:14 |
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Picardy Beet posted:Wont piss me off for long anymore : catastrophically bad external SQL queries How does that poo poo pass code review (rhetorical) - Y'all need a DBA, or someone that can read a tkprof and explain plan.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 15:54 |
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meanieface posted:Through some seriously manipulative bullshit, my chances of sliding off the team I'm on into another have been canned. If you're a woman that's some straight up discrimination using not very good code words. I know that it's not always realistic to go to HR on something like this or even lawyer up. Getting the gently caress out of there is a good move.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 19:31 |
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ptier posted:Yes POWER7. It's not so much that it is "old" in the sense of ancient, but that it is the only system in our entire datacenter that is PowerPC / POWER based. It also is the only system that is running baremetal in a non-VM environment, on non-redundant hardware. ANNNNNNND the boot drive was not mirrored / nor monitored, thanks /var/log for filling up / and breaking LDAP. It is now. Whereas we have this nice shiny X86 VMWare environment that is FULLY SUPPORTED by our ERP vendor ready to rock and roll. None of this is a hardwarne or os issue. Or. Do you even AIX?
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 03:12 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:No if I didn't answer she would deduct a vacation day from my accrual pool. That's the law in the US - if you are salaried and do work (answering even a email is considered work) then technically you cannot be charged for PTO/Vacation. Getting your company to follow this might by a Sisyphean task. We had an HR department here that was adamant about following it, now not so much.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 20:08 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I very badly want to stop caring so much about work. It has never served me well, probably because they were at best average jobs with disinterested bosses. It's cost me a lot and gained me nothing. I'm happy to care about other things but I'm weary of the intense emotion I feel when the people at work stick it to me. It's not useful or healthy. I suspect this place will give me more practice before I manage to escape. This thread can only support you it cannot fix you. I can ramble about how unhealthy it is to tie your work and your self-worth together, but it's easy to hand out advice and much harder to take it. I have been there - you can be happy in life and have a lovely job because the job is just there so that you can have a happy life.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 16:12 |
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The Fool posted:Turn on PowerPivot, if you're not using it already.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 21:43 |
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Humphreys posted:Welp, the boss came out and told us all he is selling the company. This is the boss that a few months ago had a meeting telling everyone "you all probably notice the tension between myself and the family, all I can say is I really hosed up and am sorry". Guessing he cheated on his wife. He has already sold a number of his sports cars. I think I saw this on a Lifetime movie already. Are you sure the wife's trainer isn't behind the whole fiasco?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 20:01 |
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Dick Trauma posted:He's a survivor, like Tony. You go be a survivor too. Have fun flying a quadcopter and eating a free lunch. Work is not the goal, it is the means.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 21:48 |
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:Feh, I do it too, because there's a very good chance that this meeting I'm sitting in isn't the most important, or even the only, thing I am doing right now. If I didn't have it on loud, how am I supposed to leave the meeting for an important call that I've scripted the server to call me about 15 minutes into the meeting.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 16:35 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:I get two calls a day from cold call centers offering to email me some whitepaper or service offer or informational industry survey. My organization won't let me take my name, email, and phone off of the website even though I don't take communication from the public. I'm getting increasingly rude because no matter how many times I request to be removed from their list they keep calling. I will gift you with the secret. I do one of two things: 1 - Tell them I work in the mail room and deliver mail, then give them the mail room managers name and number, telling them that he is a real dick, and will probably deny working in IT entirely. 2 - I pretend like they are the help desk and are calling be because my printer doesn't work, the internet is slow and I cannot browse certain websites. I am relentless in my ignorance and insistence that they fix my IT issues now. I still get two calls a day but they are to be enjoyed now.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 17:26 |
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At great expense we just upgraded our phone system to Avaya (500 handsets). It's been pretty smooth and working for 2 weeks now. However, and go the directory, you get a nice southern voice asking 'the first few digits of the last name' - then, to top it off it lists the phone numbers of the matching names... 1 4567 2 4899 3 4532 And asks you to pick the number of the number you wish to call...
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 22:19 |
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Thanatosian posted:DT, start using your work hours to look for a new job. That won’t work, every where DT goes people are lovely to him and are bad at their jobs. There must be a common element...
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 02:24 |
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Virigoth posted:I'm just getting into the Islay's and I hate all of you because this is expensive. Ardberg FTW. Wonderfully peaty, and on the cheap side.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 16:32 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I went to the taproom a couple weeks ago and got Clutch barrel aged on tap My friend was going to buy a growler of it, but I’m guessing it was too expensive. You also don’t tip at the taproom since the company is employee-owned. You ever make it to the Loveland Alehouse? They have a coconut porter that is the best beer I think I’ve ever had.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 18:24 |
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Bob Morales posted:"Can you check if Todd in Accounting has a mail drive installed? He is complaining that Outlook is slow"
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 17:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:51 |
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totalnewbie posted:What is the general policy for software that's free for personal use and requires a paid license for business use but you use it only for personal stuff but using company laptop? This'd be a SOX violation where I work - if you are part of the domain and get regularly scanned, and don't control the results you would be in trouble. On the licensing I think you're fine.
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