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MondayHotDog posted:My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps. Oh, Cookie Kwan's a boring old Biddy!
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 08:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:13 |
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IMJack posted:I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery! A man with plenty of quotes is LESS likely to be a quotery dealer
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 15:52 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oh, yeah, medicinal. Jamming!
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 19:26 |
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Striking Yak posted:Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES! Who's the narc?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 19:38 |
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Pander posted:What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula! I have a scoop! The President-Elect failed second-grade gym class!
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 21:17 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:The OP is the voice of reason. Moe's their leader
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 07:32 |
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Roark posted:Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freaking sodie too! Now I expected this kind of language in D&D, but not here!
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 13:17 |
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Women's Rights? posted:My name is already Women's Rights Funky Do Kwan Foxtrot FART HELL. God knows it's long enough without monsterofthewhatever From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love or possibly once more for money.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 19:54 |
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Mud Shark posted:OP is a nut. He has a rubber butt. And every time he moves around it goes "putt putt". Mud-Shark, my posterior contains nothing but flesh, bone, and the metal plate I got in 'Nam.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 08:50 |
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Roark posted:Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn. Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya! A fridge too far!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 20:37 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The crime-SOLVING boat. Oh, there's always a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord!
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 07:48 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy. ... or a man named Andy.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 23:06 |
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His font control is excellent! And his wig makes him look like
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 08:16 |
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MondayHotDog posted:First of all, my hair is green, not blue. I got nothin' to work with here. Nothin'! I actually remember this being the point where I thought, yes this an adult show I can get. I watched it first run and thought, "hey wait, his hairs not blue, it's green! Oh well another dumb sitcom." Then he launched into his rant and I thought that I just might be OK with this show. What? I need a quote? Oh, very well then. Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! And get ourselves a snack!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 08:08 |
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Everything Counts posted:Hey Moe! What's-a da matter? You no-a speaka with your accent no more! Mamma Mia!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 10:18 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. Don't try to change me baby
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 10:59 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:We're here! We're queer! Get used to it! Sir, an angry mob is here to see you.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 21:17 |
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Striking Yak posted:I don't have an appointment with any large men. How did you get past the hall monitors? Actually sir, they DO have an appointment.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 22:03 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:The doll's trying to kill me and Sanguinia's been laughing at me! There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 01:08 |
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Women's Rights? posted:You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true. Pardon me a moment ... HA HA!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 02:04 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Did you have the same backwards talking post with the flaming cards? Uhhhh, I'll drive
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 08:43 |
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Jerusalem posted:You were drunk! And how!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 09:15 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 16:16 |
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MondayHotDog posted:BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell. Skeesix 10, Helldump 8
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 20:44 |
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Parsley posted:Yes but doesn't the Bible also say do not take moochers into thy... hut. Oh, Shackazeramesch, will you ever learn?
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 20:37 |
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IMJack posted:Don't worry, MondayHotDog. We'll thaw you out as soon as they find a cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. We're up to 15!
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 09:20 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:There's a hole in my heart Though we can't get him out we'll do the next best thing...
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 22:54 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:The old grey mare Hey just give me a chance! Hey, can your grandpa do THIS?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 23:20 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat. I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 07:05 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons. What's her problem?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 22:41 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity. Hey Ainsley, this fake driver's license is pretty good. If you tell me where you got it, I'll overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 21:47 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:We are not weiners! Then why are you dressed like wieners?
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 07:47 |
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Writer Cath posted:My children need wine! Who are you to resist it?
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 19:23 |
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MondayHotDog posted:No, sir! Don’t take the steam tray! And then... we went fishing!
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 21:48 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Well I'll be. I'll field that one! A lifetime of work in a nuclear power plant has left me with a healthy green glow! And left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 06:08 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:A round of applause for this inanimate carbon rod! Oh no, not yet! You still owe me 10 Iroquoi twists! 10 Hi-yi-ya!
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 06:42 |
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Deviant posted:Now look sad and say 'Doh'. Eh, you don't wanna hear what I think.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 23:23 |
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Writer Cath posted:If I remember correctly, when the woman who voiced Lunchlady Doris died, she remained as an on-air character, but didn't speak. Well, this is depressing. Simpsons Wikia posted:After Grau's death in 1995, Lunchlady Doris was retired out of respect for over 10 years. Due to the delay between recording some episodes and the time they actually air, Grau's voice was included in episodes airing as late as 1997 such as "Lisa's Sax". Lunchlady Doris then became a silent background character and was mostly been seen in crowds and groups of other faculty members.In the 18th season, she returned as a speaking character beginning with "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer", where she is voiced by Tress MacNeille. She did have a brief speaking role in the season sixteen episode " the debarted"
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 20:47 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:And the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... And so the secret ingredient is.... Love? OK, who's been messing with this thing?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 08:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:13 |
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Mayo and Catsup posted:Do not attempt PYF relations, as years of TV radiation has left your posts withered and useless. *checks post history* Well, I'll be!
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 18:00 |