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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut.
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Jerusalem posted:We'll just see about that Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Are you going to eat that sandwich? BloodDesk, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
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Deviant posted:The children have to learn about Tekwar sooner or later. Deviant, we both know these children have no future!
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MondayHotDog posted:Call me Mrs. Scum. I only-a consider you scum compared-a to Krusty.
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Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick I can't even see my own cataracts!
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Deviant posted:Goons! Memorize these funny place names: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Are you hugging the TV? Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV.
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Everything Counts posted:Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV Generation! We feel neither highs nor lows. What's it like?
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Cookie Kwan posted:He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him. I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.
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MondayHotDog posted:
Explain how.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mmm...you can really taste the goat. Needs more dog.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do Over Ham, we've talked about you hogging all the quotes... But I'm using my whole hog!
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DrBouvenstein posted:I was really pissed with the Tomaco episode when they just showed up at the Simpsons farm, no damage, despite us seeing it on fire. Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey! I'm a torso!
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Everything Counts posted:Look, DrBouvenstein, Do over's stupid and I'm with him! I'm a surfer! quote:http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/15/germany-gummybears-idUSL6N0I52GH20131015 Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much? Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Oct 16, 2013 |
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Well la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.
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IMJack posted:Red room. Red room. Over there. The finger thing means the taxes.
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I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes.
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Cookie Kwan posted:But Do over Ham, it cuts 90 minutes off my drive! No tunnels!
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Frink posted:No foot-longs! I'm back here. Hi, will you bring me a sandwich? Please? No, no crusts.
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Cookie Kwan posted:Ow! Someone just punched me in the face. That sandwich took a bite out of me!
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Writer Cath posted:Isn't that whole area a little ... iffy? Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places? 
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember. Naw, I'm going to ask Cookie Kwan.
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IMJack posted:Don't ask me, I'm just hair! Your head stopped 18 inches ago. It's just me and you now, lock of hair.
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MondayHotDog posted:But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb. That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give...
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Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey! Baron Bifford posted:Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536 You may remember her from such roles as the secretary on the original The Bob Newhart Show (1972–1978).
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MondayHotDog posted:Although, you know, though I started my quoting career... several years before Do over Ham, so I could never really have learned anything... directly from him, still... I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that I... all-all of us, have, have learned... from him. And that is by being a clown on television for, for... for so many years. Even though many of us, we didn't watch his show. Uh, t-thank you. Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at GBS at 7:00 and again at 10:00. You must be over 18 for the 10:00. It gets a little blue.
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With Simpson merchandise selling like crazy and Simpson gin wetting whistles worldwide, the money was pouring in.
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ShaqDiesel posted:You mean the drunken gambler? I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws!
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Jerusalem posted:Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me Aw, the zoning disk is warped!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? Tabbouleh and rezmi-kabob. 
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Jerusalem posted:You do? Then I like you too! Here, have an emoticon! There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police? Sure we have order, but at what price! 
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IMJack posted:Remember, we are newlyweds on our way to Earth Capitol. 
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MondayHotDog posted:Cartoons don't have messages, Everything Counts. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. 
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ShaqDiesel posted:Maybe jscolon has a point about the wheels of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers. drat their oily hides! 
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