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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Hogburto posted:

"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!"

Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Jerusalem posted:

We'll just see about that



Oh, maybe he made a mistake? ......no.... no it's air-tight....



Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Are you going to eat that sandwich?

BloodDesk, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Deviant posted:

The children have to learn about Tekwar sooner or later.

Deviant, we both know these children have no future!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



MondayHotDog posted:

Call me Mrs. Scum.

I only-a consider you scum compared-a to Krusty.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009




Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick I can't even see my own cataracts!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Deviant posted:

Goons! Memorize these funny place names:

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Nouvelle Vague posted:

Are you hugging the TV?

Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Everything Counts posted:

Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV Generation! We feel neither highs nor lows.

What's it like?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Cookie Kwan posted:

He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him.

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



MondayHotDog posted:

can buy many peanuts.

Explain how.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Mister Kingdom posted:

Mmm...you can really taste the goat.

Needs more dog.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Do Over Ham, we've talked about you hogging all the quotes...

But I'm using my whole hog!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



DrBouvenstein posted:

I was really pissed with the Tomaco episode when they just showed up at the Simpsons farm, no damage, despite us seeing it on fire.

Of course, had they included a "lampshade"/"fourth wall" joke about how it burned down, but someone rebuilt it in the same dilapidated state it was in previously, we'd hate that too, so, what I'm trying to say is, it was a motivated seller, and then a handy man's dream.

Not sure if it was cozy, though...

Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey!

I'm a torso!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Everything Counts posted:

Look, DrBouvenstein, Do over's stupid and I'm with him!

I'm a surfer!

quote:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013...N0I52GH20131015

Oct 15 (Reuters) - Hans Riegel, the man behind Germany's Haribo confectionery and much-loved gummy bears, has died aged 90 from heart failure, his office said on Tuesday.

Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at Oct 16, 2013 around 05:10

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009




Well la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



IMJack posted:

Red room. Red room. Over there.

(Could someone gif his finger gesture?)

The finger thing means the taxes.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009




Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009




I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Cookie Kwan posted:

But Do over Ham, it cuts 90 minutes off my drive!

No tunnels!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Frink posted:

No foot-longs!

I'm back here. Hi, will you bring me a sandwich? Please? No, no crusts.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Cookie Kwan posted:

Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.

That sandwich took a bite out of me!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Writer Cath posted:

Isn't that whole area a little ... iffy?

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Pierce and Pierce posted:

Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember.

Naw, I'm going to ask Cookie Kwan.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



IMJack posted:

Don't ask me, I'm just hair! Your head stopped 18 inches ago.

It's just me and you now, lock of hair.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009




Aargh! My groin.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



MondayHotDog posted:

But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb.

That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009




Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey!

Baron Bifford posted:

Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow...987742763585536

You may remember her from such roles as the secretary on the original The Bob Newhart Show (19721978).

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



MondayHotDog posted:

Although, you know, though I started my quoting career... several years before Do over Ham, so I could never really have learned anything... directly from him, still... I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that I... all-all of us, have, have learned... from him. And that is by being a clown on television for, for... for so many years. Even though many of us, we didn't watch his show. Uh, t-thank you.

Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at GBS at 7:00 and again at 10:00. You must be over 18 for the 10:00. It gets a little blue.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009




With Simpson merchandise selling like crazy and Simpson gin wetting whistles worldwide, the money was pouring in.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Soon I will kill you.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



ShaqDiesel posted:

You mean the drunken gambler?

I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Jerusalem posted:

Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me


Aw, the zoning disk is warped!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

Tabbouleh and rezmi-kabob.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Jerusalem posted:

You do? Then I like you too! Here, have an emoticon!

There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?

Sure we have order, but at what price!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009





What do aliens have to do with Halloween?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



IMJack posted:

Remember, we are newlyweds on our way to Earth Capitol.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



MondayHotDog posted:

Cartoons don't have messages, Everything Counts. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



ShaqDiesel posted:

Maybe jscolon has a point about the wheels of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

drat their oily hides!

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