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The Nastier Nate posted:Yes Do Over Ham...everything stinks... Hey, The Nastier Nate. Your shoe's untied!
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Writer Cath posted:Dig up, stupid. Sssshhhh, Cath! The Dennis System's a good digger!
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Mar 31, 2015 14:14
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She's already drawn me to her with her beautiful siren song. 
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Apr 10, 2015 21:18
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Root Bear, some of the best times I've ever had were in the back seat of a car. Boardroom Jimmy, I want you to help me design a car that will appeal to the people of this country. I want to pay you $200,000 a year! 
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Apr 14, 2015 02:34
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The Nastier Nate posted:Is there something wrong with hearing your elderly posters talk about seeexxxx? I had seeeeeeex! Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
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Apr 15, 2015 21:36
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Ainsley McTree posted:Your epidermis is showing. You all have hideous hair! ... I mean, from a design point of view.
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Apr 16, 2015 14:43
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sout posted:ooh, he card read good Sout, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others. Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
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Apr 17, 2015 18:33
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Badger my rear end! It's probably Milhouse.
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Apr 21, 2015 17:19
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Jorghnassen posted:How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid? The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side! 
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Apr 22, 2015 15:16
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Lighten up, Deviant! That Nate will make the perfect addition to my cabinet - Secretary of Partying Down! That goon's wasted. He's gone from predator to partier. Guys wanna be him, girls think they can change him.
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Apr 28, 2015 15:22
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jscolon2.0 posted:You cry when you're doing long division and you get a remainder! Pi is exactly 3!
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Apr 29, 2015 20:37
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The Nastier Nate posted:You see, my wife, has been very vocal about the subject of the Tokelau money... Would you pick up some of that nice, green Tokelau money for me, York M. Chan?
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Apr 30, 2015 15:18
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Writer Cath posted:You can keep the shoes. Well, pardon me, Mr. Gucci loafers. Boardroom Jimmy posted:Let's start with mega saver secret number 1: You gotta squeeze every penny. You see this tux? I got it cheap, cause Roy Cohn died in it. That fancy yacht? A bargain, cause it smells like cat pee. And those beautiful women? They used to be men. Well, la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure!
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May 1, 2015 17:36
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CatchrNdRy posted:and chronic nagging nagging nagging Legalized gambling is a bad idea blah blah blah blah blah! 
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May 5, 2015 18:34
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PT6A posted:I made a movie??? A Rated R movie! 
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May 6, 2015 18:11
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After The War posted:That's right.. I did the iggy! After The War, You look like you've got something to say. Do you?
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May 8, 2015 15:23
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IMJack posted:Go! Go! Go! IMJack, with second place you're the biggest winner this town ever had. Before you, it was the woman who dated Charles Grodin.
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May 11, 2015 16:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:Every Simpson dance now! Safety Dance! You can dance, you can dance... everybody look at your pants!
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May 12, 2015 16:44
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:God, schmod - I want my monkeyman! Hey, Moneypenny Dreadful is playing the monkeyman song.
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May 13, 2015 15:19
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Man, there is gonna be one hell of a bus crash in Springfield. 
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May 14, 2015 14:57
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Root Bear posted:I slaved in the kitchen for days for you goons! Hey, Root Beer! Break out the cheap hooch for Mr. No-Tip and the dried-up-ah zombie he's-ah captured!
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May 19, 2015 20:38
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The Nastier Nate posted:I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missirouah! The president's a Demmycrat!
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May 20, 2015 14:26
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TMMadman posted:Skeesix, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish. Silence, you fool. It can be our
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May 21, 2015 18:11
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Gin_Rummy posted:I was hoping that, for once, maybe someone would call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene." That donkey is such a bad influence on you. 
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May 22, 2015 16:18
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:He un-holied the holy water! That Doctor Fruitbat, he thinks he's the pope of Chilitown.
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May 26, 2015 18:30
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sout posted:Okay, but you promised me Moe money
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May 27, 2015 14:17
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The Nastier Nate posted:And by the sacred forums, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of Something Awful, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.  I didn't realize you were a Goon!
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May 28, 2015 18:03
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Root Bear posted:Kiss my dish rag. Woozle Wuzzle ? 
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May 29, 2015 15:03
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PT6A posted:You've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you've got to do... Burn the thread down! Burn 'em all! The Simpsons Quote Thread is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
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Jun 1, 2015 19:58
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After The War posted:I've never seen a brain freeze this bad! Give me 50cc's of hot fudge, stat! An all-syrup Super-Squishy? Oh, sir, such a thing has never been done.
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Jun 2, 2015 21:02
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DizzyBum posted:Ehh, it's not for you. It's more of a... Shelbyville quote thread. Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! 
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Jun 3, 2015 17:07
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TMMadman posted:j wanna shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I wanna explore the world. I wanna watch TV in a different time zone. I wanna visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero. I want to LIVE, Marge. Won't you let me live? Won't you, please? I’m going to try to nail the goon with one of my shoes! I'm sick of being a quoter. I want to make the quotes!
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Jun 3, 2015 19:10
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Skeesix posted:
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Jun 4, 2015 16:10
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Yes, I will.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Boardroom Jimmy, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick. Meet me in the conservatory, chop-chop. Don't worry, everything's gonna be aaaall right. Well, apparently, there's a secret garden in all of us... And that The Nastier Nate is guilty!
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Jun 8, 2015 20:16
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From now on, we'll all be taking golden showers.... What?
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Jun 10, 2015 16:06
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Wanna play some air hockey? That's air hockey?! Then what's the one where the chicks wail on each other?
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Jun 10, 2015 19:37
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Braaains, braaains! .... Use your brains to help us.... Your delicious brains!
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Jun 11, 2015 17:01
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After The War posted:Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, The Nastier Nate doesn't get to post in TVIV, and DoctorWhat doesn't get to go to GallifreyOne! Don't worry After The War, we can't afford this now, but I promise when the time comes my darling goon can go to the finest school there is... in South Carolina.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatles wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed! His exact words. 
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DizzyBum posted:*chops down the door* DizzyBum, I think I hate Ted Koppel. No, wait. I find him informative and witty. 'Night.
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