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I found this cool pencil holder!
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May 6, 2015 18:51
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sout posted:I dunno, Disgruntled Goat had his moments. 
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May 7, 2015 20:33
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gingerberger posted:Senor Burns es el diablo. Señor plow no es macho, es solamente un borracho
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May 15, 2015 04:06
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Meep!
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May 15, 2015 20:04
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May 15, 2015 20:08
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Deviant posted:Excelsior! I'm living in a cuckoo clock!
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May 16, 2015 07:18
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NoMoneyDown posted:Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head stopped 18 inches ago. 
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May 21, 2015 23:22
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IMJack posted:Tonight we salute the silver anniversary of the great Simpsons Quote Thread Fire: twenty five years and still burning strong! IMJack, I’ve read every quote of The Simpsons, you can’t show me anything new!
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Jun 1, 2015 22:52
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Do over Ham posted:Eat it and get out. Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
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Jun 3, 2015 03:11
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TMMadman posted:I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson? Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his rear end on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!
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Jun 3, 2015 18:25
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York_M_Chan posted:
York, you already dialed.
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Jun 4, 2015 16:42
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TMMadman posted:Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta. 
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Nov 21, 2015 23:06
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We got a new song called safen up! And this is the music you safen up to!
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Apr 3, 2016 17:19
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The Nastier Nate posted:Every poster dance now! Actually, quoting posts isn't allowed at this particular resort.
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Apr 4, 2016 18:31
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York_M_Chan posted:Great, great. Just leave you quotes right there on the floor on your way out. Hey, great--PM it to last week, when I might have cared. I've got cartoons to quote, kid.
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Apr 4, 2016 19:01
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Skeesix posted:We've got quite the colorful crew up there! They've been calling them the "3 musketeers." 
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Jun 20, 2016 13:17
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Do over Ham posted:
I can't excape do over ham, my little walking libary!
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Jun 21, 2016 13:03
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Root Bear posted:When the cannon gets hit by the bus, the stack of cannon balls falls over without being touched at all... 
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Jun 22, 2016 02:49
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Mister Kingdom posted:Ha, ha. You love a boy! Girls, mister kingdom. Boys love girls!
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Jun 22, 2016 19:28
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Root Bear posted:You got it. No deer for a month! D'oh! A deer! A female deer!
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Jun 24, 2016 02:22
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I was a political prisoner!
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Jun 25, 2016 01:58
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Class3KillStorm posted:Who cares? With no moderators, I run this thread! It was worth sneaking into GBS, but those were some good quotes!
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Jun 26, 2016 04:35
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:They pay me $800 a week to tell a cat and a mouse what to do! Cat in the furnace!
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Jun 27, 2016 18:30
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MrSlam posted:I shall send you to Raspberry Heaven before I send you to Raspberry Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
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Jun 28, 2016 23:54
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I have to deliver a message. It's the thread-quoter's code! If you quit, it'd be like an expert thread quoter quitting a thread-quoting contest right in the middle of quoting a thread!
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Jun 30, 2016 19:49
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm not a girl. Are you blind? Oh gosh darnit, I just don't understand the situation!
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Jul 1, 2016 01:22
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Class3KillStorm posted:I predict that within 10 years, electrified quoting machines will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them. The quotes of the future will not be posted on the battlefield or at sea. They will be quoted in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual quoting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:39
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Do over Ham posted:I don't recall saying "BEST WISHES". See you in the thread! Best wishes, Ainsley
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Jul 2, 2016 02:52
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Class3KillStorm posted:Aw, that's nothing... He can hear shitposting! They say he wrote it himself...from a bigger quote.
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Jul 2, 2016 03:53
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Root Bear posted:
I found this cool pencil holder!
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Jul 3, 2016 17:42
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Do over Ham posted:
Yeah! Hell drat fart!
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Jul 8, 2016 02:04
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Class3KillStorm posted:Don't you goons know anything? The Serpent of Rehaboam? The Well of Zohassadar? The Bridal Feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb?! ....he's Bart.
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May 3, 2018 03:02
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BigDave posted:English side ruined! Must use French instructions! It's the grill! Say it right! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the simpsons quote thread!
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Nov 19, 2018 04:49
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I like stories
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Nov 20, 2018 15:08
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My eye! I'm not supposed to get forks in it!
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Nov 21, 2018 17:15
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Jerusalem posted:Do over Ham, Lowtax can't see you wink over a PM Oops! I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
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Jerusalem posted:Hey I may be dumb and I may be ugly, but if a stranger offers me a ride I'm not gonna take it. I won't let that happen! I can't let that happen and I won't let that happen!
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