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LOCUST FART HELL posted:In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV! Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet
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Everything Counts posted:Hey Skeesix, they have the internet on computers now! While you wait, why not buy a Simpsons Quote Thread cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!
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Oct 8, 2013 13:51
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Striking Yak posted:The secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Who's been screwing with this thing!? Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...
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Oct 8, 2013 16:18
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt. If it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Roark was dead.
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Oct 9, 2013 15:10
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Hogburto posted:And Apu Nahasa... pasa... well just Moe, just Moe. My name is already Women's Rights Funky Do Kwan Foxtrot FART HELL. God knows it's long enough without monsterofthewhatever 
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Oct 9, 2013 18:50
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Luigi Thirty posted:Caramel... waffle batter... liquid smoke... mmm, fattening. You gotta improvise, Luigi! Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust... ... ...Let's go get Hogburto.
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Oct 10, 2013 20:17
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Hogburto posted:That back-talking boat sets a bad example. And that's the end of that chapter.
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Oct 11, 2013 01:49
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oldskool posted:I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink! I'm full of piss and vinegar! I used to just be full of vinegar.
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Oct 11, 2013 13:45
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The policeman on the street Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!
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Oct 11, 2013 20:59
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"Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"
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Hogburto posted:Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny! 
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Oct 11, 2013 21:41
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MondayHotDog posted:Sure are a lot of ugly goons in your thread. HEY MA! Lookit that pointy haired goon! 
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Oct 13, 2013 03:33
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Striking Yak posted:Do not touch Willie. Good advice! I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so posters can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Writer Cath having two spaghetti meals in one day.
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Oct 14, 2013 15:09
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Hogburto posted:Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls! Your dinner's getting all cold and eaten!
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Oct 15, 2013 00:25
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MondayHotDog posted:You're the ignoramus. You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true.
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Oct 15, 2013 01:58
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monsteroftheweek posted:I'm Dr. If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us.
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Oct 15, 2013 20:16
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DrBouvenstein posted:You told me about that candy bar you found at work three times today! You found a candy bar!?
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Oct 16, 2013 20:12
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Nouvelle Vague posted:My Ding-a-Ling! My Ding-a-Ling! Ol' gray mare she ain't what she used to be Ain't what she used to be Ain't what she used to be
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Oct 18, 2013 17:28
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Luigi Thirty posted:The fingers you have used to type are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm now. Luigi Thirty, get mama's pryin' bar
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Oct 19, 2013 00:44
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Do over Ham posted:Aargh! My groin. 
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Oct 20, 2013 18:09
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What, it's not Magaggie's birthday? Hey, stop it! I made a special quote for you to ruin, it's over there 
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Oct 23, 2013 00:42
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Hogburto posted:Oh lord, please give me the strength to endure Ainsley McTree's friendship. Now Hogburto, you're going to have to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one poster with you...
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Oct 23, 2013 21:09
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Oct 24, 2013 17:41
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oldskool posted:Baby....baby.... If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail.
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Oct 25, 2013 16:43
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aww. Lemon.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Sorry, goons! There's the no such thing as hoverbikes! They're just a couple of Huffies on a fishing line! We give them their bikes, then no one sues!
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Oct 27, 2013 21:33
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Tell you what: we come back and everyone’s slaughtered, I owe you a Coke. That fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well who's mad now!
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Oct 28, 2013 01:03
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mrfart posted:oh no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married." That's right. A girl who wants to quote Simpsons! How about that?
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Oct 28, 2013 14:42
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IMJack posted:It's not me! It's the reed! Jeremy's....Iron...
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Oct 28, 2013 18:29
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MondayHotDog posted:Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I... no, but I came so close. That's enough, MondayHotDog..don't drag us down with you
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Oct 28, 2013 21:48
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You sir, are worse than Hitler! Vera said that? 
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Oct 29, 2013 14:21
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Yeah! OK, OK, I believe you're innocent. Gee, I hope all our quotes are this much fun! 
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Oct 30, 2013 00:17
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Hogburto posted:That's it! I'll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Locust. I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life..boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, duck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart jerk, homophobe, and missionary, but quoting people, that gives me the best feeling of all!
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Oct 30, 2013 21:19
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:That's great, it's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid. Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!"
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Oct 31, 2013 14:47
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mrfart posted:No, no, Dig up stupid! Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Cookie Kwan play one of your albums...
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Oct 31, 2013 21:30
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jscolon2.0, get off the stage sweetheart 
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Nov 1, 2013 00:48
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Dear Admins, There are too many forums these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
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Nov 1, 2013 19:01
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Deviant posted:Old Goon Yells At Cloud What's so unappealing about hearing an elderly goon talk about sex? I had seeeeex!
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Nov 1, 2013 21:57
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Jerusalem posted:Purple is a fruit. Wow, someone sure likes their kidney mush!
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Nov 3, 2013 03:37
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do YOU come with the There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot...matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on third.
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Nov 4, 2013 16:08
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Good news, my delicious friend! You're going to be a free-range lobster now!
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Your honor, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when he could have said "pee-pee-soaked heck hole." Oh really now, this is a personal call!
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