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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE

Kudos to your dick becoming a snake and shedding its skin.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Is having a cock carapace not normal? This is very unsettling.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

Tanz mit laibach

Im der Pfunderdome!



Sex Questions Megathread III: Please shut the gently caress up about your dick

cebrail
May 9, 2014



Beachcomber posted:

Would you consider upgrading to 'anyone's genitals'?

What a clairvoyant post this was

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


The op was updated again.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?




Lead out in cuffs posted:

Sex Questions Megathread III: Please shut the gently caress up about your dick

This please.

Straight White Shark
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

I just found out about the Manhood™ yesterday and it's already made my sex life more enjoyable. When I was cuddling with my wife afterwards I showed her the Manhood™ website and we had a big laugh about it together. Thanks, Manhood™!

Carcer
Aug 7, 2010


OP is this you?

Ok Comboomer
Oct 20, 2007



My favorite part was when he was like “come on man, I am not having a meltdown” before proceeding to fight the entire thread

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE


Dick Dunce Cap is the best thing to happen to this thread since I started casually reading it.

I have a circumcised wang of average proportions, it used to be MUCH more sensitive when I was like 18, now it's less sensitive (good and bad) but it does not feel nor look like a callous.

For my enjoyment, keep posting about your DDC, but for your enjoyment, try to talk to a medical professional.

My PCP is the father of someone that I was best friends with from like ages 4-18 and he has seen my dick, it's not that bad, go show a doctor your dick (not unsolicited) and maybe he can give you a way to fix it that isn't wrapping it in a silken robe like it's some fancy rear end dick. If he can't help? Go back to your DDC and tell us we're all jerks for making you go show a doctor your dick.

MF_James fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Dec 3, 2019

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl



Still laughing at this fuckin attempted mic drop

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006



Pillbug

Just lol if you're dick doesn't look like Emperor Leto II.

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.



So unable to touch water? Thats gon' be a crusty one

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008



purple death ray posted:

Still laughing at this fuckin attempted mic drop

My favorite part about it is that he posted less than 24 hours later

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010


purple death ray posted:

weird uncle Ezekiel, with a pair of rusty hedge clippers.

I've got a feeling that boardgame would be a hit on kickstarter.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011

oh, what a day




Grimey Drawer

A lot of this seems rather mean-spirited considering how relatively banal the dick OP was.

E: fuuuck circumcision

EE: I have seen a lot of SA dick OPs to cast this judgement

Syenite fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Dec 13, 2019

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008



Syenite posted:

A lot of this seems rather mean-spirited considering how relatively banal the dick OP was.

E: fuuuck circumcision

EE: I have seen a lot of SA dick OPs to cast this judgement

Yeah, all the people telling him to speak to a doctor was really mean.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011

oh, what a day




Grimey Drawer

Slimy Hog posted:

Yeah, all the people telling him to speak to a doctor was really mean.

Er no, that wasn't really the thrust of my point.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

A DAILY DOSE
OF OLD SHOOTERS


PLAY NOW MY LORD



so I'm probably making a huge mistake by telling the forums this, but I've been having dick problems lately.

i don't have full-on ED, i can still get a boner, but a distressing amount of the time I'll just get this weird half chub that's the same size as my regular boner, but roughly the floppiness of a Slinky. my refractory period has also gone from "a few minutes" to "an hour plus."

I'm 25. I strongly suspect this shouldn't be a problem, and the only shot in the dark I can take to why it is is that I'm a smoker. Will quitting smoking/cutting down my nicotine intake help, or am I gonna be looking at a Viagra script in the near future?

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

Tanz mit laibach

Im der Pfunderdome!



I'm not a clinician, but nicotine is a vasoconstricter, and erections depend on blood flow, so cutting out smoking could help.

But ... you should definitely be talking to your doctor about this. They can at least rule out physiological issues.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008






Yup, def talk to a PCP about it. Anxiety is the mindboner killer for me, perhaps that's part of it?

There's also cock rings to help maintain an erection, and they're also just fuckin great. I just got another one that has another loop for my balls, too

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.


Also, definitely just cut out smoking anyway. Quitting smoking can only help your long-term health.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade


Sex Questions Megathread: Quitting Smoking for Boner Science

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

A DAILY DOSE
OF OLD SHOOTERS


PLAY NOW MY LORD



Daric posted:

Also, definitely just cut out smoking anyway. Quitting smoking can only help your long-term health.

this is definitely true, but this is the first problem I've had as a result that could be called outright alarming instead of just an annoyance.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008



whydirt posted:

Sex Questions Megathread: Quitting Smoking for Boner Sentience

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009

I GAIN POWER FROM EATING PEOPLE, JUST ASSUME I'M ALWAYS VOTING TO EAT PEOPLE



Nap Ghost

Sex Questions Megathread: Quitting Smoking is for Sex Havers

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Will quitting smoking/cutting down my nicotine intake help, or am I gonna be looking at a Viagra script in the near future?

While quitting smoking is always a good decision, in the short term try some l-citrulline supplement.

It's a precursor in the urea cycle that leads to the production of nitric oxide, which functions as a vasodilator. Similar to l-arginine but has a much higher absorption rate in the digestive tract that leads to much higher bioavailability, in studies its been found that a half dose of citrulline results in blood arginine levels in excess of taking a full dose of arginine, and has been found to be an effective remedy for minor ED symptoms in clinical trials.

Available OTC at places like GNC or Vitamin Shoppe, I'd try a small tub of it and if it works go online and buy in bulk. In my experience it makes erections easier to achieve and maintain in addition to being fuller and firmer. For me (in my mid-30s) it's like rolling the clock back 15 years.

Geoj fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jan 6, 2020

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

A DAILY DOSE
OF OLD SHOOTERS


PLAY NOW MY LORD



Geoj posted:

While quitting smoking is always a good decision, in the short term try some l-citrulline supplement.

It's a precursor in the urea cycle that leads to the production of nitric oxide, which functions as a vasodilator. Similar to l-arginine but has a much higher absorption rate in the digestive tract that leads to much higher bioavailability, in studies its been found that a half dose of citrulline results in blood arginine levels in excess of taking a full dose of arginine, and has been found to be an effective remedy for minor ED symptoms in clinical trials.

Available OTC at places like GNC or Vitamin Shoppe, I'd try a small tub of it and if it works go online and buy in bulk. In my experience it makes erections easier to achieve and maintain in addition to being fuller and firmer. For me (in my mid-30s) it's like rolling the clock back 15 years.

oh hell and drat yes

i switched back from smoking american spirits to vaping and my boners are starting to come back, but i am extremely gonna get this poo poo

e: if it works i should namechange to LORD OF BONER

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015



In the market for a new silicone chongus? You could buy a Down-Under Donation Dildo for $69. 100% profits will go to a charity helping recovery from the bushfires.

Flared base and all.

https://twitter.com/Geeky_Sex_Toys/...4888421381?s=19

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


Sounds like a good way to start a new bush fire

osker
Dec 18, 2002



Wedge Regret

Somebody do a chuck tingle australia book cover and title, i dont want to spoil it by thinking it up myself

Ok Comboomer
Oct 20, 2007



Pounded in the Butt by Millions of Handsome Animal Buckaroos Displaced by Historically Unprecedented Wildfires Abetted by the Negligence and Idiocy of Multiple Administrations of Regressive Governance?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK




Electric Bugaloo posted:

Pounded in the Butt by Millions of Handsome Animal Buckaroos Displaced by Historically Unprecedented Wildfires Abetted by the Negligence and Idiocy of Multiple Administrations of Regressive Governance?

Catchy.

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

I've occasionally lurked in and out of this thread but feel like maybe this is a good place to ask a question.

This is something I'm pretty uncomfortable discussing so go easy on me, but sort of expect to be ridiculed for this question:

Does anybody have experience with an overwhelming sex drive? Over a year ago I stopped taking various medications and with that my sex drive returned with a vengeance.

So much so that it occupies a lot of my daily thoughts and I'll get aroused at the drop of a hat.
I'm even begin to feel like masturbation is causing me pain and damage.
I can go a day or two without jacking it but it gets very overwhelming beyond that.

I'm a very physically active person so I think that also drives it somewhat too.

I really wish I could numb it down a notch. Is there anything practical yall could recommend to stop arousal? It's legit effecting my train of thought and frustrates me to no end.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

Tanz mit laibach

Im der Pfunderdome!



Work masturbation (and/or sex if you're partnered) into your daily schedule and use more lube?


More seriously, if you have persistent and unwanted arousal, talk to a doctor. A pelvic floor physiotherapist might also be able to help if there's a physiological component.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

Yes, it's like a lava lamp.



It will in no way help your situation (unless laughter truly is the best medicine) but you should watch Sex Education on Netflix.

The Ultimate Doge
May 1, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Is there any hard data on vaginal orgasms? My friend has been insecure about it lately because she's only ever been able to have clitoral orgasms. So I'm trying to find if there are any actual studies done to see if vaginal orgasms are even a real and separate thing.

Ok Comboomer
Oct 20, 2007



The Ultimate Doge posted:

Is there any hard data on vaginal orgasms? My friend has been insecure about it lately because she's only ever been able to have clitoral orgasms. So I'm trying to find if there are any actual studies done to see if vaginal orgasms are even a real and separate thing.

I dunno that they’re separate but my ex could definitely have them. Keep in mind that the g-spot/front vaginal wall/clitoris are largely the same neural mass so using something like a vibe or thumb on the clitoris and/or putting pressure on the front wall/playing with position and g spot stimulation can really help.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

Yes, it's like a lava lamp.



The Ultimate Doge posted:

Is there any hard data on vaginal orgasms? My friend has been insecure about it lately because she's only ever been able to have clitoral orgasms. So I'm trying to find if there are any actual studies done to see if vaginal orgasms are even a real and separate thing.

Loads of 'em. Your friend would be in good company, something like a third of women say clitoral stimulation is a requirement for them to orgasm.

E: well maybe loads is the wrong word, but the answer to "are there real studies" the answer is definitively yes.

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 05:38 on May 6, 2020

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Ok Comboomer
Oct 20, 2007



Also you get better at it with practice, as you learn how to better stimulate that region get more familiarity/comfort with that particular cascade of events.

Also stuff like tightness and relative muscularity in that area can help direct pressure where it’s needed, so anything that’s a core/thigh/upper legs/abdomen exercise (even stuff like running or cycling is really good) or more targeted poo poo like kegels can help.

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