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Seaside Loafer posted:Alright look heres exactly how it went down (tee hee).
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And the other bollox Jamie Oliver Russell Brand Stephen Fry Dick Dorkins Robert Webb History's Greatest Monsters: Dracula Bride of Frankenstein Mr Hyde Imhotep Morticia Addams James Sullivan Chat Ratings: Toiletchat Steampunk pisstakechat: JamieOliverchat/Boatchat/Frychat: IST VERBOTEN Saucechat/Crispchat: Trainchat: Pyramidchat: Biotruthschat: Breadchat: Toastchat/Naanchat: A Sloth/Nodrog/Jut/IWCchat: Moth/Beechat: Stephen Fry is a poo poo: CONFIRMED! Previous UK Threads March '14 thread Feburary'14 thread January '14 thread December '13 thread November '13 thread October '13 thread September '13 thread August '13 thread July '13 thread May/June '13 thread April '13 thread Thatcher came to this thread to die. Feb/March '13 thread Warning: BOGOF Dec '12/ Jan '13 thread with such highlights as Zero Gravitas's terrible landlady stealing his underwear to make sure he returned the keys and Trickjaw's fight against the bastards of the Work Program. Two for the price of one October and November '12 thread September '12 thread. August '12 thread. July '12 thread (with links to previous threads and Iohannes definitive Minimum Alcohol Pricing post). Ninpo's excellent effortpost on the poverty trap that exists for people working up to 16 hours (but no more) a week. Other threads of interest for the citizens of the UK Hackgate scandal thread - now with even more prosecutions! UK Marriage Equality thread Scottish independence thread The EDL/UK Fascist watch thread Please keep in mind the following: Particularly keep in mind these threads have been watched and posters have received a visit from the Old Bill as a result of political opinions expressed in D&D. The UK threads have been accused in the past of jumping on people who don't conform to the view of the thread. We actually welcome newcomers but expect a certain investment and that includes citing sources to back up your arguments beyond a he said /she said basis. You will probably get some stick if all you can offer in an argument is a second or third hand anecdote while other people are citing census data or scientific studies, for example. bollox I put an apostrophe in Greggs which shouldn't be there in the title. Rude Dude With Tude fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Apr 2, 2014 |
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Best new thread ever.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:17 |
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This is the Best of threads, this is the Blurst of threads.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPwH8ObEVI Something's going on, look at this symbolism.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:37 |
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The discussion about how revolting Eric Pickles is - both physically and mentally - seems to have lost momentum, unfortunately.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:37 |
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Larry_Mullet posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPwH8ObEVI hmmm yess
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:47 |
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This truly is the best UKMT thread ev--Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:bollox I put an apostrophe in Greggs which shouldn't be there in the title. ruined...
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:59 |
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I'm sorry In unsurprising news, the National Audit Office has told the government they sold Royal Mail to their mates for too cheap and it wasn't good value to taxpayers. BBC posted:The Communication Workers Union called for Business Secretary Vince Cable to quit over the sale. Billy Hayes, general secretary of the union, said it was a "botched, panic sale" and the business secretary "should consider his position". And a bit of Just Fancy That! quote:With demand for the flotation uncertain, the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills chose 21 "priority investors" to maximise its chances of successfully selling all the shares. It believed that these investors would be long-term, supportive shareholders. The Coalition couldn't organise a bun fight at kiplings.
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:The Coalition couldn't organise a bun fight at kiplings. You say that as though they made some sort of mistake, or something. No - it went exactly as planned. Fuckers. Edit: where's this list of 21 priority investors? I can't wait to see how they're all buddies of or related to Tory shitheels.
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:The Coalition couldn't organise a bun fight at kiplings. If you say this enough they will try do it just to prove they do indeed fight with pleb food like us common folk though.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 12:56 |
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whatever happened to that list of things to keep in mind in the op
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 13:00 |
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Passed its sell-by date. (I'm disappointed that history's greatest monsters doesn't just list movie monsters, today of all days)
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 13:19 |
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Farecoal posted:whatever happened to that list of things to keep in mind in the op The only thing you really need to know is that the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles - all other truths can be derived from that
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KKKlean Energy posted:The only thing you really need to know is that the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles - all other truths can be derived from that Wrong m8 quote:In a capitalist market, governed by the invisible hand of supply and demand, sellers are constantly searching for new technologies to increase productivity, allowing them to reduce the costs of producing their goods and services so they can sell them cheaper than their competitors, win over consumers and secure sufficient profit for their investors. Marx never asked what might happen if intense global competition some time in the future forced entrepreneurs to introduce ever more efficient technologies, accelerating productivity to the point where the marginal cost of production approached zero, making goods and services "priceless" and potentially free, putting an end to profit and rendering the market exchange economy obsolete. But that's now beginning to happen. Class struggle is over, quoth the Guardian! Prosumers of the world, unite! (Extra Marx cred for those who can point out what long-term effect Marx did predict which is basically exactly what this guy says he didn't)
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 13:40 |
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Pissflaps posted:The discussion about how revolting Eric Pickles is - both physically and mentally - seems to have lost momentum, unfortunately. He is a big grotesque abomination and he is also fat as gently caress.
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:
I've seen apologists pretend Marx was wrong or irrelevant before, but I've never seen anyone attempt to retcon his views on industrialisation.
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:He is a big grotesque abomination and he is also fat as gently caress. Everytime he comes on telly and spouts his moronic views its doubly gross because I have to witness his obese bloated face attempt movement.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 14:12 |
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I'm surprised Cable is not just saying the most obvious reason for the difficulty in pricing the Royal Mail, namely the uncertainty over how costly industrial action would be to resolve. It's not like blaming the union would actually cost the Conservatives any votes, and in this case it's not actually a bullshit answer.
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ronya posted:I'm surprised Cable is not just saying the most obvious reason for the difficulty in pricing the Royal Mail, namely the uncertainty over how costly industrial action would be to resolve. It's not like blaming the union would actually cost the Conservatives any votes, and in this case it's not actually a bullshit answer. Cable isn't a Tory, he's just acting like one.
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Oh he's Lib Dem. That makes more sense then.
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ronya posted:I'm surprised Cable is not just saying the most obvious reason for the difficulty in pricing the Royal Mail, namely the uncertainty over how costly industrial action would be to resolve. It's not like blaming the union would actually cost the Conservatives any votes, and in this case it's not actually a bullshit answer.
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ronya posted:I'm surprised Cable is not just saying the most obvious reason for the difficulty in pricing the Royal Mail, namely the uncertainty over how costly industrial action would be to resolve. It's not like blaming the union would actually cost the Conservatives any votes, and in this case it's not actually a bullshit answer. Didn't Cable not want to do it anyway? The union calling for his resignation may regret it, he is one of the few Lib-Dems that didn't drink the Tory Kool-aid. Its also being heavily hinted that he was the one who leaked about the Scots will be able to enter into a currency union if they go out of the Union.
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ronya posted:I'm surprised Cable is not just saying the most obvious reason for the difficulty in pricing the Royal Mail, namely the uncertainty over how costly industrial action would be to resolve. It's not like blaming the union would actually cost the Conservatives any votes, and in this case it's not actually a bullshit answer. I'm pretty sure he has said that. quote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24583750
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LemonDrizzle posted:Can the Lib Dems really afford to alienate the sad remains of their left wing support any further? They're not left wing, they're in the center*. *They're indecisive pricks who'll do as their told and like it just to maintain even the glimmering hope of relevancy.
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Poll news! http://comres.co.uk/polls/MailOnline_Clegg_vs_Farage_Poll_31st_March_2013.pdf Dale Maily posted:Four in 10 voters think Nigel Farage poses a ’danger to Britain’ after he heaped praise on Russian President Vladimir Putin, an exclusive poll for MailOnline reveals today. The survey reveals the UKIP leader is also seen as ’a bit sleazy’ while his Lib Dem rival Nick Clegg is out of his depth and less likely to tell the truth.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 15:46 |
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Nigel Farage: more sleazy and dangerous than Nick Clegg but also more truthful
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 16:05 |
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Pint questions The only reason I'd want a pint with Farage is so that I could make novel use of the beverage container. Also what the gently caress: "However, Mr Farage was a more popular choice for a date among men - 12 percent" So 12 percent of the polled men were gay and willing to date that jizzblister? Seems a tad high somehow
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Lady Gaza posted:Nigel Farage: more sleazy and dangerous than Nick Clegg but also more truthful I'd say that's pretty accurate, no? Farage is quite up front about how sleazy and dangerous he is.
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Lady Gaza posted:Nigel Farage: more sleazy and dangerous than Nick Clegg but also more truthful Hang on how many MPs have The UKIP got again?
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 16:35 |
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Farage has a block of supporters who think he tells the truth the Guardian/cultural marxists/'they' don't want you to know, and a block of opponents who think he's a dangerous sleazeball. Meanwhile nobody anywhere in the country thinks Clegg is trustworthy. The 18% is all drunk/mistaken/joke/desperate lib dem answers.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 16:37 |
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Yeah questions like that are stupid. It's basically "tell us about your deep-seated ideology and who agrees with you" isn't it? Also dumbing down etc.
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Lady Gaza posted:Nigel Farage: more sleazy and dangerous than Nick Clegg but also more truthful Because farage drinks pints down the local and says/believes racist things but clegg looks like a grown up choirboy but everything he has done is disappointment and lies.
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You plebs just don't understand: the mere, magical fact of the Royal Mail being privatized has caused the business to massively gain in value http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/douglascarswellmp/100265616/of-course-royal-mail-share-prices-have-gone-up-because-its-been-privatised/ (And what lesson does this supply for what we should do with all the other public services, eh? Eh?)
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Umiapik posted:You plebs just don't understand: the mere, magical fact of the Royal Mail being privatized has caused the business to massively gain in value They should privatize the police so I can save up all year and pay the police to let me wander into the Telegraph's Comment department and take a big runny poo poo on this guy's desk.
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Re: Eric Pickles chat: Generally I don't think it's fair to use people's weight as a mark against them, but Pickles really is the physical representation of the stereotypical greedy, gluttonous, privileged piece of poo poo that cannot see past his own gut to see that people he is paid to represent (like any MP gives a gently caress about that) are going hungry because of the actions of him, his mates and his cronies. So yeah, he is a disgusting fat gently caress. (I am, however, aware that he isn't part of the old-money club that Tories generally subscribe to)
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marktheando posted:I'd say that's pretty accurate, no? Farage is quite up front about how sleazy and dangerous he is. For some reason I read 'tells the truth' more as 'telling it like it is'. Which sadly is what his supporters must think anyway.
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KKKlean Energy posted:Also what the gently caress: "However, Mr Farage was a more popular choice for a date among men - 12 percent"
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But c'mon, you know Farrage would be a right go'er. A right WRAARRRGGGGGGH know what I mean nudge nudge.
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