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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
That's not an unpopular thing DC, it's a cool thing. Dudes such a nerd he doesn't even know when he's not nerding.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Cruz/Faber always felt like less of a rivalry and more like a sidebar example of "conflict" from a page in a afterschool script writing class workbook. If it wasn't real life it'd be too cliche to take seriously.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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sportsgenius86 posted:

We'll find out that his wife had accidentally used a foot cream containing an illegal substance

:laffo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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It's pretty much a done deal that he's going to fight them both, but I appreciate his show of dedication to the JBJ brand by ducking one of them anyway. Surprised he didn't call out Maldonado at the same time.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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*Vitors breath grows heavier and heavier as Kenny Florian's commentary continues into it's 23rd minute of nothing but footwork praise*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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wooger posted:

Who's Dave? Link please.


Please someone tweet this to him :)

I'm sure he's being inundated with them anyway but ok

quote:

intelSEBASTIAN ‏@intelSEBASTIAN now

@JonnyBones https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12064557/bonesthefuckout.gif … duck duck duck duck duck duck duck GUS! *runs around*

Sent it to Gus too, why not

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jun 3, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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lol, gently caress sorry dude.

Chances are nothing will happen. Last time I was dicking around with Jones on twitter Ken Shamrock got mad but I doubt he has enough pull to kill a geocities site.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner from a fight

Edit: or the Wanderlei edition, Surprise test for the juice, another gym side door flight

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jun 3, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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I bet Brandao wins that

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Yuriy posted:

that seems less likely than miller choking the life out of the hype train

I can just picture it going down a lot like the Poirier fight, which was a shootout until bodyshots and gas problems hit Brandao. As long as he doesn't get into any car accidents in the next 6 weeks he should be looking better. Both Pea-head and TUF-Bermudez are better than Mick Diaz has looked so far imo. It's a good match up.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jun 4, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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The popeyes is always better
On somebody else's plate
You dream about going up there
But you can't cut too much weight
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the octagon floor
Former PRIDE champion below you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under DC
Under DC
Darling it's better
Making light heavyweight cheddar
Take it from me
The heavyweights can eat all day
but thanks to Cain he slaves away
He's bad at promotin'
Carbs are verboten
Under DC


Big thanks to whoever came up with "the old man and DC" because both of these stupid things have been stuck in my head since seeing that.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Count Roland posted:

BJ is going to have a tough time without yes-men surrounding him.

He wasn't exactly having a great time WITH them lately so what's the harm?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Talk to Kenshin about seat selection. He nailed it for the Gus/Shogun event in Seattle. You don't want the literal floor next to the cage unless you're celebrity-close, you want the raised seats about 10-20 back.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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quote:

I am releasing my statement along with all my privates

Vitordick.jpeg

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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We can hebuild him. We have the technology.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Diego Sanchez via twitter says he had the best weight cut of his career, wouldn't call himself "lean" though. I think the mma beat also said he's going back to "The Nightmare".

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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:ironicat:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Mr. Nice! posted:

The first Garcia/TKZ match.

I don't really blame them for loving that one up because seeing it unfold live must've been completely mesmerizing.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Geez goons, everyones autistic. Can't ask a girl out? Autistic. Get anxiety if the safeway doesn't have self-checkout? Autistic. Semi-successfully reduce millennia of martial arts knowledge, strategy and application into a cold soul-less theoretical powerpoint presentation of circles and lines? Autistic.

:rolleyes:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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The best example of this, which I found out about via Joe Rogan's podcast since he feels the need to mention it at least once monthly: Quentin Tarantino talking about Django Unchained on BET...

http://www.bet.com/video/106andpark...-park-3089.html

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I would pay like 10 bucks just to watch DJ/Baggy and Rory/Woodley but gently caress the rest of it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Lid posted:

Fun fact: Diego Sanchez holds the record for most fights ending in decision in UFC history (15), his last victory via stoppage was in 2008, and has only been stopped once in his entire career (TKO via doctor stoppage cut against BJ Penn). The one thing Diego is is that he is durable.

He's durable but he's stopped using it effectively. His output when someone isn't brawling with him (which is either charity or outright stupidity at this point) is terrible and he doesn't even try to wrestle anymore, which might be on purpose since every double he's attempted since the BJ fight started has looked criminally bad.

He used to be my fav but he is washed up as gently caress and needs to stop taking fights with people who have more interest in winning than putting on an exciting fight.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Chael, Vitor and Wand: the holy trinity of hot piss.

The FaTRTher, the Sonnen, and the drinker of spirits.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jun 10, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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origami posted:

He's one of the faces of the UFC on Fox and just pissed hot

He pissed hot after Silva/Sonnen 1 too, he'll be fine. He should probably quit fighting though. Along with Wand.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I think maybe Chael is just really invested in making Shogun feel better

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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LobsterMobster posted:

They should make the volleyball and basketball women from TUF Brasil fight each other.

I volunteer for ring boy, those two are cool cats

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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sportsgenius86 posted:

Chael's going to explain that the clomifene was for Vitor's sister and it got mixed in with his poo poo by mistake.

How much does the forums add-on cost that makes your avatar react to your post?



:stare:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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TheRationalRedditor posted:

this takes no heat off of wanderlei's unintentional self-immolation whatsoever

poo poo I would put money on his eventual response actually making him look even worse than he does now.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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This is all going to end with a NSAC meeting where they praise how great Chael is at loving his wife, and what a great representative he is for everyone who fucks their wives, isn't it?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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-Atom- posted:

When Chael talks he's literally speaking like everyone listening is dumb as hell

like?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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quote:

Ariel Helwani ‏@arielhelwani 2m

100% off. RT @Loskerrs: @arielhelwani does this mean 175 could still include chael, or is it for sure off?

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jun 11, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Detroit_Dogg posted:

I ask you, what is more important? Adhering to every silly little antiquated tiny bylaw or assuring the existence of the human race?

Ahahahaha

poo poo I'd buy it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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BlueArmyMan posted:

Look at this wonderful post.


It was a good post but I think it's more than a little dangerous to be telling people in this forum that you can't get girls pregnant if they're on top.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Interesting...

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/6/11/5798048/benson-henderson-establishes-himself-as-legit-ratings-draw-on

quote:

Coming off the company's least-watched Saturday night live event that reached a national audience seven days earlier, UFC's ratings rebounded this past weekend by doubling the previous show.

UFC Fight Night clearly established Benson Henderson, with a little help from Diego Sanchez, as a bonafide television ratings mover, even though he no longer has the UFC lightweight title. The main card, going head-to-head with the Sergio Martinez vs. Miguel Cotto pay-per-view boxing show, did a 0.82 rating and 1,217,000 viewers in the 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. time slot. The previous week's show, in the same time slot, headlined by Stipe Miocic vs. Fabio Maldonado, did 609,000 viewers.

Despite the consensus hardcore opinion on him it looks like Henderson's stint as Fox-man helped get people interested in him. I wonder if Mighty Mouse can pull off the same trick, and I also wonder what Pettis could do in similiar situations.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Atom can talk when Chael shows up naked in a church shooting a fire extinguisher at Jesus, until then the bad guy owns his bones :patriot:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Tonight the UFC is a wonderful shooting gallery for a person walking the Vegas streets with a clipboard, a plastic cup and a mandate for piss. Tomorrow? Who knows

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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*pulls string*

Ohh yeaaah yeaaah man, then fuhken Baroni man he comes out swingin like a fuhken wahld man and we're all screamin no Phil! Relax man it's just the valet pahhkin guy. Ohhhh what a trip man. Fuhhhk.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Sprecherscrow posted:

*Pulls String*

We've been here before. Hammer fists are fine.



LobsterMobster posted:

Requires 2 AA batteries and one large pizza


MycroftXXX posted:

*Pulls String*

gently caress you, Mark Lemon.

:laffo: I think we have a real product here

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Dangersim posted:

My favorite quote about Rory was someone here saying he's actually a good guy for helping a poor kid from Stockton experience the magic of flight

My fav was someone saying something about being an author or and artist and then Lobster Mobster saying "Rory Macdonald is both at the same time"

Regardless of how actually hateable he is in real life, he is definitely great to make fun of.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I made it up but you know it's probably real

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