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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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lol

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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Neu! posted:

Robin Thicke's corny rear end is falling out of the limelight. His latest album only sold 25k in the US, and supposedly only sold 54 copies in Australia. That makes me really happy.

Also, meek mill violated parole. I would hate to be his cellmate, I'd go deaf. DOES HE HAVE A SONG WHERE HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HE'S SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

Are you trying to audition to be a late nite talk show host

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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Neu! posted:

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22186

Don't blame me, blame UNKLE RUCKUS via https://www.wutang-corp.com

I assumed those were the correct lyrics and hastily relayed them without listening to the track.

I'm gonna post my favorite wu fam track and then commit seppuku. Bee r bee.

http://youtu.be/9r9smz2lrOw

9th Prince - Tribute To the Fifth Brother ft RZA

Would somebody loving ban this guy already

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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Real Name Grover posted:

Gonna need more than six bullets if you want to take down Suge Knight

Pack of franks

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Apropos of nothing; I listened to Liquid Swords again for the first time in like 5 years.


That entire album is pristine start to finish. I used to listen to this thing start to finish like every commute back in '09 ugh it's so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO1Tmr5S2BQ

You'll never be a rapper if you don't learn what the word pristine means

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H__ujRR54gQ

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Haha well from what I heard it's because of Vine, and I ain't got Vine.

I assure you that vine is not your problem

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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A3th3r posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw What's cooler than cool? Ice cold!

New G-unit gets me excited.. hearing them makes me think of Jay-z 'Lyrical Exercise' or something. The anger is missing though.. maybe they all got official girlfriends?

e: I have been sleeping on G-unit as NY influences the last couple years, although Fitty has put out the occasional quality track

lmao

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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alansmithee posted:

Even Wu who are arguably the best rap group ever didn't usually meld all that well on their tracks-it was just a bunch of individually talented dudes (and U-God)

[clears throat]

Deck bombs metropolis, U-god golden arms
Battle scared esophagus, Thank Invincible golden moms

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

A3th3r posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ffbK4NRg64&t=51s Jeezy ft. Kendrick Lamar Holy Ghost

Some more actual content in a rap thread on SA forums.. here is a Jeezy joint that I think is cool. Kendrick Lamar for whatever reason I have just not been impressed with in the past but this is actually a good feature from the kid here. He has reminded me of 2pac in the past but not in a good way. Like 2pac is brilliant lyrically but is just a psycho sometimes, sort of like a kid in prison or something.. Well Kendrick is lyrically great but it doesn't seem like there's real depth there. Good kid M.A.A.D. city was ok but didn't really stick in my head, you know what I mean? He actually spits some hot fire here on this one. I'm impressed. I think Jeezy sort of 'grounded' him in reality here, if that makes any sense.

e: ohboy now the rap kids are mad cause a man came around.. uh oh.. i'm going to go cry now :(

You are a retarded person

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dear God this tops the time Mack Wiggles threw serious shade at Junkyard Jeff

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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steakmancer posted:

GOD, I CAN'T HELP WHO I'M IS OR WHERE I'M FROM 
WELCOME TO ATLANTA, WHERE YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR TONGUE

ps young thug's tongue is all up in your nephew fart box just like lord jamar prophesied

Thank you for stylizing text and calling a butthole a different word

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

I wanna kiss you on the mouth you stupid sack of poo poo

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Dear god

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ok7SpbRhbA&t=32s

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

alansmithee posted:

It's obvious a bunch of people think the song sucks, I'm sorry you're taking it so personal. Saying "but but KIDS can listen" isn't some magic panacea that makes it somehow better. I don't think people are rating songs on how well they'll fit into a Sesame Street playlist. I mean I'm not even someone saying it's garbage or anything-I said before it wasn't something made for dudes who primarily listen to rap, and that's totally cool. (Although that sample and hook are kinda sorry fwiw).

temple may be grounded in reality, but it's not a reality anyone else shares. And I really don't care if you or a bunch of other corny rear end white kids think it's pathetic I don't like garbage rap or listen to "internet rappers". Maybe one day when you get past listening to rap to shock your parents you'll be able to listen to people they haven't heard of and you to can like someone who has music on the internet! Until then you and temple can proudly carry the banner of the oppressed, downtrodden, disrespected platinum-selling artists.

Also I'm actually MORE clever than I think I am, but it has nothing to do with how many times I may or may not write donglover in a post. donglover donglover donglover. But it's my personal rule to only refer to rappers by names that weren't generated from "Wu-Tang Name Generator" websites.

I'm also more clever than i think i am

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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unclenutzzy posted:

y'all listen to A Better Tomorrow yet? i'm 3 tracks in and i love it so far, but i'm a wu stan so i knew that would happen.

RZA is so loving gay though, he thinks everything he says is so cool when it is actually eye-rollingly stupid

lmao

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

thathonkey posted:

Speaking of Mystikal, I've always liked this song from when he got on YMCMB -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFy1cGEYM4o

Too bad he sounds like such a piece of poo poo (sexual assault, domestic problems, et al).

He raped his hairdresser at gunpoint, seems normal

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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Stevie Lee posted:

I hosted the rawest weekly rap show ever on the local community/college station last year

New thread title

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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UoI posted:

Yeah, if you haven't seen Community you should drop what you're doing, chill and watch an episode or two. He is p funny.

I'll rot in hell before I do what you say, rear end in a top hat.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
J cole is eeyore

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689004&pagenumber=6&perpage=40#post439220848

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Stop being trolled by "Papa Ghostly" thank you

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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RBX posted:

poo poo is gonna be flames but slept on because "He's T Pain". I played some of his new poo poo for some of my boys and they instantly didn't like it.

Did you say this poo poo is flames to them

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
It's all been downhill since

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eT6TaEtPI

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

temple posted:

GKMC might not seem like it but it has a melodic quality about it, a jazz sound.

What are you, a rap sommelier

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
What are you idiots doing

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

explains the new mixtape title

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

temple posted:

He's epitmizes my taste of the absurb and the real

Title pls

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

temple posted:

I can't spell

I think it was really good, in a good way.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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LORD OF BUTT posted:

She and Ninja are in said AAA movie because they are/were bros with the director, and it made back like a quarter of its budget and may have sent said director to movie jail, so I don't think that's a terribly big indication of their popularity.

And reread what I originally said. It's not like they're not well-known, it just seems like nobody actually pays attention to their music, which is what I thought slept-on meant (i.e. someone who is peripherally aware of Jay-Z and knows 99 Problems etc. would still be sleeping on him if they'd never heard Reasonable Doubt or the Black Album). They seem to be pretty much known as "those South African people who do the crazy-rear end videos" more than anything else, at least in my anecdotal experience.

Go suck an egg

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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The more kendrick tries to get experimental the more restrained and corny he sounds. I don't think he quite realizes that people like to hear him rap

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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temple posted:

Rap is corny. All rappers are corny and will only get more corny.

Nothing's cornier than rappers trying to do other styles of music, please rap

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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pliable posted:

"If it doesn't sound like radiohead, then it's poo poo" - Pitchfork

Someone should punch you in the mouth

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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Professor Funk posted:

Rolling Stone's TPAB review is all kinds of awful


Yo! NMD Raps - Kendrick Lamar just mob-deeped the new Jim Crow

Great balls of fire, get Thomas Tibbs and Colonel Kregg on the horn and tell them to ring their bells because Kendrick Lamar has arrived with toots and jazz swirls to rival Beecher Stowe on her best old day.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Does Flocka have other songs where his voice sounds like it did on the track with future ? I've never heard him like that before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUFBZWero6M

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Lol imagine being homophobic

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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Budget Prefuse posted:

im the only clown in here that's a huge fan of wale so thank you for letting me know. i hope it's as good as the mixtape about nothing

I have good nostalgia for stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohLIN8PKqPY but that'll never happen again

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Barter 6 is fun bitch

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Cole has never rapped a memorable verse in his whole career.

He got his buzz entirely from his "coulder than the shoulder of a gold diggin ho" line on that poo poo jay-z song and he rode it into the ground shortly afterwards by being the human eeyore

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