[Mafia] Dwarf-fia: Lynching is Fun!

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girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Dwarf-fia: Lynching is Fun!
Urist McTownie cancels vote: Interrupted by wine in front of me

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The first update to Dwarf Fortress in 2 years has provided a number of changes, improvements, and new bugs. But old enemies have risen again, from around us, above us, even beneath our feet. They have decided to band together to destroy our fortress, Lynchblood, from the inside, wearing cheaply-made Dwarf costumes in order to blend in amongst us. They will destroy our fort if we let them.

And as always, no one's quite sure what the nobles are up to...

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Another big, dumb game from... who is she again? Oh, wait, it's the poster formerly known as The Leper Colon V! That's right, assholes, after over half a year of sanity, a username change, and a switch in pronouns, this dumbass has decided to play and run Mafia again! Like before, I can't promise the games will be balanced, but I can promise that I try to keep them all interesting!

This is going to be a game for 21 players, and will be a bit more down-to-earth (dohoho) than Pokemonfia was. The thread won't be open at night, and this isn't a role madness, game but it's definitely going to get a bit weird. Just talk to me if you need clarification on something, and don't cheat at internet party games, mmkay?

Set-Up Info

This is a borderline role-madness game. It's more subdued than my last game, but more than half of the players will have roles.
There will be flavor posts! Feel free to ignore them.
Neither my modposts nor your Role PMs will contain any lies. No Insane Cops or Death Millers.
There is a single role that could be seen as a Bastard Mod role, however, but I'm doing my best to mitigate the bastard-ish effects.
Dwarves win when all threats to Town have been eliminated.
Nobles claim to be aligned with Town, but who knows what they're actually up to?
Scum wins when they comprise at least 50% of the population, and no other groups who could control their dominance remain.
Any other alignment will have self-aligned win conditions. None will prematurely end the game, however.
Fakeclaims will be provided with the Role PM for all non-Town.

Time Limits/Deadlines

Nights will always be 24 hours. (Including Night 0, if applicable.)
Days 1-3 will be 48 hours.
Days 4-6 will be 24 hours, with an optional 24-hour ##extension given at majority vote (rounded up, as lynch).
Days 7+ will be 24 hours, no extensions.
There will be a twilight phase.
Twilight will extend for three hours after my modpost about the lynch being confirmed.
Twilight actions may be pre-loaded, if you're worried about missing the deadline.

Other

This is without a doubt going to be a bit unbalanced.
If you have any questions regarding your own role or actions, please send them via PMs.
Don't sperg too much about the exact specifics of whether or not a flavor fits the role. I did what I could to make it fit, but I'm not perfect.
No, seriously, please don't sperg. I'll be doing more than enough of that for everyone.
When signing up, let me know if you're open to getting the possibly-Bastard role.

Feel free to ask questions, make comments, make fun of me, etc. I'll answer what I can.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jul 17, 2014

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girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Player List

apostateCourier, Dead, Scum-Aligned Godfather
Big Nothing, Dead, ????-aligned ?????
CapitalistPig, Alive
chaoslord, Alive
Dr. Hurt, Dead, Town-Aligned Vanilla
Grandicap, Dead, Noble-Aligned Undertaker
Hal Incandenza, Dead, Self-Aligned Thief
Jefepato, Dead, Scum-Aligned Ninja
Juanito, Alive
Kumbamontu, Dead, Town-Aligned Confirmed Mason
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, Dead, ????-aligned ?????
mr.capps, Alive
Opopanax, Alive
Philip J. Fry, Alive
Rascyc, Dead, Town-Aligned Even-Night Doctor
Somberbrero, Dead, Town-Aligned Odd-Night Doctor
tearshed, Dead, Town-Aligned Even-Night Cop
The Science of Suck, Dead, Noble-Aligned Pardoner/Condemner
ThirdEmperor, Dead, Noble-Aligned Jailor
Tremendous Taste, Dead, Town-Aligned Miller Tracker
~~yuming~~ -> bowmore, Dead Town-Aligned 1-Shot Dayvig

Replacements

Ixtlilton

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Aug 14, 2014

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:14

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Reserved

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:14

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

In it

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:22

ThirdEmperor: Aug 7, 2013; BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME

For this, I return to mafia. iinnnnnnnn

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:23

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Put me as a replacement for now. In right away if I die or a game I'm in ends but I'm stretched too thin right now

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:24

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Returning to an actual game.

PMs: Sure.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:32

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

Okay

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:32

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

seeing someone come back to mafia is like a shot to the gut every time

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:33

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tremendous Taste posted:

seeing someone come back to mafia is like a shot to the gut every time

Is that a shot in the gut of you being in or not?

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:43

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Poison Mushroom posted:

Is that a shot in the gut of you being in or not?

I'm going to break this game for your own good :colbert:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:44

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Tremendous Taste posted:

I'm going to break this game for your own good

Put me in, I can prevent this sort of insidious play.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:03

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

I am a dwarf in real life.

That is a lie, but I still want to play in this game.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:23

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Also hi Leper! We missed you!

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:34

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Hal Incandenza posted:

Also hi Leper! We missed you!

I missed me, too.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:43

yuming: Feb 26, 2008; dance dance dance

<<<<<<<< I'm playing.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:50

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Yuming! Hi! You have the time and energy to play again properly, I hope? :sun:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 03:53

yuming: Feb 26, 2008; dance dance dance

Should I recognize you? :sun:

Yes I am on summer break~

# ? Jul 17, 2014 03:58

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

yuming posted:

Should I recognize you?

Poison Mushroom posted:

Oh, wait, it's the poster formerly known as The Leper Colon V

I changed usernames a while back.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 04:06

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Gulag, you failed in your holy quest. Consider this post to be Opop's but different in that it's me.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 04:48

tearshed: Mar 26, 2010; Leave it to me!

Dorf Fort is always good. Signup post.

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

Get more people playing this game! I forgot where/how, but a graphics mod link would be neat too.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 04:55

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Goddamn tearshed get an avatar already.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 04:59

tearshed: Mar 26, 2010; Leave it to me!

Opopanax posted:

Goddamn tearshed get an avatar already.

I can't make up my mind! Yes I should have one for how much mafia I play.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:07

ThirdEmperor: Aug 7, 2013; BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME

In the spirit of Dorf Fortress, why not get a description of one instead?

This is an avatar. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with JPEG artifacts.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:12

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

ThirdEmperor posted:

In the spirit of Dorf Fortress, why not get a description of one instead?

This is an avatar. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with JPEG artifacts.

This, is actually a pretty amazing idea.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:27

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

what the gently caress

JOIN THIS GAME

# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:02

Rascyc: Jan 23, 2008; Dissatisfied Puppy

In this game, more than happy to be a bastard

# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:49

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

im bad at math is this full can i join??

im ok with being a bastard

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:38

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Opopanax posted:

Goddamn tearshed get an avatar already.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:41

Jefepato: Mar 11, 2009; This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!

I'm in if you'll have me.

I haven't played Mafia here before but I've played it offline (although the rules seem a bit different), so I guess we'll see what happens.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:13

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Jefepato posted:

I'm in if you'll have me.

I haven't played Mafia here before but I've played it offline (although the rules seem a bit different), so I guess we'll see what happens.

Sure will.

Some big things you need to know:
1. Don't communicate about anything even tangentially game-related with any of the other players outside of this thread.
2. Don't use meta-rules or meta-plays. You won't really know what that is, so don't worry about it. It's something where you do a dumb thing like " :toxx:

I'm town or I'll get banned!", because that ruins the game for everyone.
3. Don't edit your posts. It wrecks havoc on going back to see what people said before, which is really the only way for town to solve anything. Use the preview button liberally, and just make another post if you have to.
4. When voting, bold it and put a double ## in front, so the votefinder can read it. Like, if you wanted to vote me, you'd put ##vote Poison Mushroom at the end of your post. Unvote can just be ##unvote.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:18

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Poison Mushroom posted:

Sure will.

Some big things you need to know:

4. When voting, bold it and put a double ## in front, so the votefinder can read it. Like, if you wanted to vote me, you'd put ##vote Poison Mushroom at the end of your post. Unvote can just be ##unvote.

What happens when I vote at the start or middle of my post? Is that not valid? These rules are confusing.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:25

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Don't be a smartass, Hal.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:32

Jefepato: Mar 11, 2009; This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!

I did already read the standard rules on the wiki, but thanks for the advice.

(Biggest difference I've noticed so far -- none of the offline games I played in flipped the roles of dead players.)

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:35

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

Jefepato posted:

I did already read the standard rules on the wiki, but thanks for the advice.

(Biggest difference I've noticed so far -- none of the offline games I played in flipped the roles of dead players.)

You were in the dark about alignment/roles for every dead player? Holy poo poo that sounds awful

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:36

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Jefepato posted:

I did already read the standard rules on the wiki, but thanks for the advice.

(Biggest difference I've noticed so far -- none of the offline games I played in flipped the roles of dead players.)

Oh, wow. I've never played a no-flip game before. Seen 'em, never played. How many games did town win, on average?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:40

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

Poison Mushroom posted:

Oh, wow. I've never played a no-flip game before. Seen 'em, never played. How many games did town win, on average?

if the town got an inordinate number of power roles or the scum team was relatively small to compensate i guess it could work, but the whole point of days progressing is to slowly get some info into the hands of the town to solve the puzzle which is completely impossible with no flips

sounds like it would suck

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:41

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

poo poo a poison mushroom game. I wanna be a dwarf but make me like 6 feet so I can dunk all the other dwarves into oblivion and then laugh at their stupid stumpy bodies.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:42