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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

No no no nonononono Usos you're better than this, noooooooooo :cripes:

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I laughed at that :smith:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Haha Swoggle, Uso crazy!

Also fake drinks, laffo

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
This shilling has gone beyond tragic.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
So how long before everyone's wearing advertisements on their ring attire like Brock?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

pressedbunny posted:

This shilling has gone beyond tragic.

Adam Rose was just out of frame, lip quivering as he watched the Usos and Hornswoggle do the one thing that WWE let him do anymore :smith:

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

Go read fanfiction.

I'd rather not gaze into the abyss thank you very much

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Don't worry. They won't need the extra ad money when Tyler Breeze is released next month.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Roman Reigns posted:

I'd rather not gaze into the abyss thank you very much

Oh please, it's not like you would be reading Freep or 4Chan.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
okay i'm back from rioting and i spilled my pepsi what did I miss

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

DingoSlasher posted:

okay i'm back from righting and i spilled my pepsi what did I miss

Some decent matches but nothing super special.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Just in time for THE DEMON KANE.

*makes fire appear on everyone's stove*

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This is going to be a short match.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I'm usually indifferent to scripted dialogue but this is awful.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DingoSlasher posted:

okay i'm back from rioting and i spilled my pepsi what did I miss

PaiJ defeated LayRae, which was just getting good when it finished. AJ tagged herself in to get the submission victory, Paige was pissed but shook her hand and then gave her an angry hug.

Also Bo gave Fandango a motivational speech.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Hide your fillings! It's Ambrose! :woop:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Dean got new jeans. Or just went through a car wash.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ages posted:

Hide your fillings! It's Ambrose! :woop:

How much do fillings go for on the black market?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Ambrose was disoriented? That's probably just how he lives his life.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

BigRed0427 posted:

How much do fillings go for on the black market?

oh, he doesn't sell them...



edit: that's kind of bizarre haha vvv

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BigRed0427 posted:

How much do fillings go for on the black market?

Oh he doesn't sell them :stare:

Edit: Hahaha

Tugboat Willy
Jun 9, 2004

Will Dean's shoulder ever heal? :ohdear:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Ambrose sells post-beatdowns more than anyone else combined.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

kainashi posted:

Will Dean's shoulder ever heal? :ohdear:

Once he makes up with Seth.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

kainashi posted:

Will Dean's shoulder ever heal? :ohdear:

Bob Orton: Give it about 6 more years I'd say...

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh he doesn't sell them :stare:

Edit: Hahaha

I'm now thinking of Dean, after a match, with a pair of pliers. :lol:

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Bob Orton: Give it about 6 more years I'd say...

Now, if he could only find a way to weaponize a bandaged shoulder

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Writer Cath posted:

Once he makes up with Seth.

Just capture one of the clones, lock him away for a few days. Dean has his own personal Seth.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Kane is no longer The Demon?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Kane, Dean Ambrose once had to sew his own nipple back on after it got ripped from his body. I think he can take you out.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Not the injured shoulder Kane, drat you Kane, drat you to Hell!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Kane, Dean Ambrose once had to sew his own nipple back on after it got ripped from his body. I think he can take you out.

"Not a bad job if I do say so myself!"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Owww.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Thanks for making such a timely save, Seth. Kane is really happy about being shoved into the post.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SETH IS GOING TO CASH IN HIS BRIEFCASE ON AMBROSE!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Rollins, you rat bastard!

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Kane, there were perfectly good stairs to chokeslam him on!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Angry baby flailing :allears:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Dean has so many bandaids on his face.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Nice ending, good SD.

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