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e9jxyo8Anonymous Confessor posted:I watched a man die. Well, that's not quite correct, to be exact I watched a man get tortured to death by two other guys. We'd strapped him to a chair with duct tape. It was quite cold, this being october, and he was shivering, quite possibly more from the fact that my two friends were methodically cutting off his fingers with these big sidecutters.
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r2jt5kAnonymous Confessor posted:I went out one night with my wife and my friend's wife while she was living a few states away from him. We'd decided to hit a gay bar first since they have the best music and the fewest creepy dudes hitting on the ladies. My wife and my buddy's wife had pretended to feel each other up a few times while there, and it was fun/funny. When we decided it was time to leave, they randomly got into my back seat and told me to chauffeur them somewhere. So I told them we were going to a strip club. They both thought that sounded great.
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ddvc25xAnonymous Confessor posted:I started using viagra occasionally for when I would pick up leftovers from nightclubs at 4am and was too drunk to get it up and then just kept using it. Now I've been in a committed relationship for six months and haven't had sex once without viagra because I'm afraid I'll disappoint without it. My fiance doesn't know that I use it.
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Windows 98 posted:e9jxyo8
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djf5x1oAnonymous Confessor posted:I'm employed part time by a major American sports team. All employees get two comp tickets to each game. I asked an ex-girlfriend, who's also a part time employee, if I could borrow her tickets for one particular game. I needed 4 of them to use as a wedding gift, which I had promised months in advance to the bride, her fiance, her sister, and her mom. My ex said it was fine and we told the administrator about it so they could make sure all 4 of our seats were next to each other since they're randomly assigned for each game. No one wants to go to a Redskins game anyway
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Windows 98 posted:e9jxyo8 Well ok then!
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cwf3l24Anonymous Confessor posted:When I was deployed in Afghanistan, I participated in the gang rape of a civilian woman ("woman" is used loosely. She looked 16).
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d7qu3bsAnonymous Confessor posted:I run one of the largest tumblr pages dedicated to the 'sissy' fetish. Basically men that want to be transformed into women, want to be used as sex objects, to be degraded, etc.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:58 |
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Stuff like this is why I visit /b/ once in a full moon.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:00 |
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23jho00hAnonymous Confessor posted:Basically I have a sadistic impulse for torturing and seeing monkeys suffer. I am not a violent person, I love animals and would never hurt anyone. But goddam do I love to see monkeys scream and cry in fear and pain. I watched a video of a little baby snow monkey run around trying to hug one of its pack mates and every one slapped it away or kicked it and watching the little thing cry in pain and suffering, not understanding why riles something dark up in me. Same thing watching three abandoned oruangutang babies clutch at each other in terror as little macaques harassed them. I fantasize when I visit the zoo about taking the little ones and just grabbing them in my hand and shaking them until scream, or steal ones baby and dance around with it behind the glass while the mother freaks out and screams. I guess I'm a sadist but with just this only. I would never harm a baby or one of my cats or any other animal, but loving monkeys man. The little chittery screams and wife eyes put me in a dark place. Anyway my confession is that I sucker punched an autistic kid when I was 8 because he wouldn't stop screaming in my face. gently caress that guy.
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Reading this is making me feel like a sane, healthy, good person.
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Desperado Bones posted:Reading this is making me feel like a sane, healthy, good person.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:10 |
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Mods please change every poster's name to MONKEY-WROUGHT DARK PLACE
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:13 |
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Windows 98 posted:e9jxyo8 Windows 98 posted:23jho00h
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:28 |
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This isn't really what I had in mind guys but I guess that ship has sailed
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dvjuoq5Anonymous Confessor posted:I write and draw fluffy torture media for pay. I'm not a brony or like mlp but the money is good. Don't google it if you want to have a clean soul. I bet the people who commission my work are just like monkey guy.
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op9r7yAnonymous Confessor posted:I only wash my hands after going to the toilet if someone I know is watching or can hear me. My dick is much cleaner than a faucet touched by hundreds of dick touching hands.
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danuhgsAnonymous Confessor posted:I'm a straight male, early twenties if that matters. Once not to long ago a female friend had left a shopping bag at mine, curious one night I look inside and noticed it was from one night she was out on the town: a dress, pantyhose, bra + panties. So basically I just dressed up in these cloths, it felt kinda good sitting like this. Made me feel nicely aroused so I pleasured my prostate with a toy. Felt good man.
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dmp4fuxAnonymous Confessor posted:I was permabanned and now I keep a low profile with my parachute account. What a loving rebel
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Windows 98 posted:op9r7y there was an entire thread of people proudly proclaiming that they don't wash their hands after pissing, this guy is just a pussy
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you irl posted:there was an entire thread of people proudly proclaiming that they don't wash their hands after pissing, this guy is just a pussy Yeah "rear end-leak guy" comes to mind, there's been worse without anonymity.
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Plus you know that dude is just a lazy rear end in a top hat who would still not wash his hands at home/with a fully automated touch-free faucet/soap/dryer system.
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Quarex posted:Plus you know that dude is just a lazy rear end in a top hat who would still not wash his hands at home/with a fully automated touch-free faucet/soap/dryer system. Having a lazy rear end in a top hat may be a very good reason to wash your hands after
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d54njc9Anonymous Confessor posted:Once many years ago I posted on GBS about this girl in a wheelchair that I met in college. She was asian and cute and being in a wheelchair brought out these protective instincts in me. My thread about her blew up and was really popular and it made me super uncomfortable having goons always asking about her in that thread and completely un-related threads. So I lied and said we weren't together anymore.
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d7v4iotAnonymous Confessor posted:I've had sex with a sister and two cousins. I have a half sister that lives over seas that I only knew existed because my mother told me of her on my dad's side. One day she finally found me on Facebook. Long story short she comes to the states to meet me and after the first night of sleeping in the same bed in my one bedroom apartment the tension becomes too much for us. During her trip I took her out of state to see our estranged father who left her and her mom when she was 4 to move here. While visiting with him we met with our cousin who I also had a mutual attraction to. So I basically arranged it so that my cousin and I shared her bed while my sister slept on the floor in another room. That's right double incest in the same week. The other cousin was from an unrelated visit and is from my mother's side of the family. I took a 10 hour drive alone with no one but us knowing with the express purpose of us just hooking up.
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Awesome thread OP! A lot of these posts are a lot like Letters to Penthouse, so we really have some cool people that have sex a lot on this forum, which helps our iCred.
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wow this is getting pretty hosed up.
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d408pgcAnonymous Confessor posted:sometimes my cat pukes and I pretend not to notice it so that my girlfriend will have to clean it up. also, i kind of really want to mod GBS for a little while, i think it would be fun.
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goons are the stuff of nightmares
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wheelchair girl no
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Stoic Commie posted:wheelchair girl no Still think Buttsex is a victimless crime? Think again. Open a Bible.
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Windows 98 posted:d408pgc I did this but then the cat came back hours later and started eating it. My GF was 5 meters away and I just silently watched it eat its puke of undigested dry biscuits hoping she wouldn't notice and freak out.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 19:23 |
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So what you going to do when someone posts some real illegal poo poo OP?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 19:29 |
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Post it here for everyone to be disgusted by
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 19:33 |
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Just like old GBS, it is all about the poops.
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e301tqpAnonymous Confessor posted:I'm Aaron Nadler. After my main account got banned, I created another anonymous account and have become a prominent GBS and BYOB poster. I thought about trying to tell my side of the story someday, but for now it feels good to go around unnoticed knowing other goons are quoting me and enjoying my posts yet have no idea. I don't know who the gently caress that is, but ok.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 19:40 |
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Does it have to be anonymous? I once made fun of someone being molested out of anger, while arguing with them lowest point in my life.
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Aaron Trek. Aatrek
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 19:41 |
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Come on we want to hear your side of the story.
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e30e94kAnonymous Confessor posted:I am dating/loving my GF and her 20yo daughter, and have been for some years. It's not even really a confession, most the people around us know and don't think too much of it. I couldn't begin to explain why no one bats an eye at this, 90% of the people who know are "oh ok cool." It's loving weird. Course nearly everyone who meets this girl wants to bang her which might have something to do with it.
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