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Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

reminder that "french maid" was

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Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

what if force 4 was the hitman dpr hired

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:21

MGN001: May 12, 2012

Boxturret posted:

Bitcoin:Carl Mark Force IV

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:21

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

im the implication that there are three other people called Carl Mark Force

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:21

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

Boxturret posted:

Bitcoin:Carl Mark Force IV

"all that is buttcoin melts into air, all that is holy is profaned"

"man is at last compelled to face, with sober senses, his true conditions of coin, his real relations with his butt"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:21

Dolomite: Jul 26, 2000; Cars & Legs

theflyingexecutive posted:

if the prison threads have taught me anything, it's that you go into debt with dealers and keep up regular payments to keep people from loving with you, cuz they'd be loving with the dealers' income

playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, smokey.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:23

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

surebet posted:

if you skipped this one it's p proclick

shrem explains how his fish based altcoin is going to be a thing

This guy is a retard. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, and I post in ADTRW.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:24

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

The federal agent set up a shell corporation to try and launder the stolen bitcoins:

and he named it after an underground criminal syndicate from the Bond movies

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:26

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

AlbieQuirky posted:

this is good for Bitcoin becoz

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:26

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

dea agent was this dude

quote:

An anonymous figure named �french maid� had been speaking with DPR about the police investigation into Silk Road. An unredacted version of DPR�s journal shows that on Sept. 13, 2013, �french maid claims that mark karpeles has given my name to DHLS. I offered him $100k for the name.�

In court, the prosecution claimed that although Karpeles made the offer, he never provided any name.

One day later, DPR paid $100,000 to french maid in order to learn more about the Homeland Security investigation. The play didn�t work. On Sept. 18, DPR writes in his journal that french maid �hasn�t replied in 4 days� since the big payoff.

http://www.dailydot.com/crime/dpr-alpacino-french-maid-silk-road-2015/

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:28

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AlbieQuirky posted:

this is good for Bitcoin becoz

buttcoins from a goat's rear end

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:31

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:31

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FCKGW posted:

dea agent was this dude

http://www.dailydot.com/crime/dpr-alpacino-french-maid-silk-road-2015/

~~ANONYMOUS~~

NO CHARGEBACKS

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:33

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Boxturret posted:

Bitcoin:Carl Mark Force IV

Mark IV style motherfucker

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:34

Dolomite: Jul 26, 2000; Cars & Legs

not even the men with guns can resist the allure of bitcoins, we're all doomed to it charms

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:35

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Ahahahah the DEA dude had his Venmo account frozen for suspected fraud, and he SENT VENMO A FORGED SUBPOENA to try and get them to unfreeze it

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:35

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Dolomite posted:

not even the men with guns can resist the allure of bitcoins, we're all doomed to it charms

but at least we get to be pretty french maids ;-*

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:35

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

this is just like my japanese animes!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:36

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

Help it keeps getting funnier

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:36

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

        Rest in Peace
        Charlie Shrem
         1989-2015

As soon as he entered the prison he
began trying to have all the inmates
give him fish and write it down in a
book and something about bitcoins.

   Found dead in the showers,
  beaten to death by mackerel.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:37

pylb: Sep 22, 2010; ^{"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"}

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Boxturret posted:

im the implication that there are three other people called Carl Mark Force

If your name was Carl Mark Force you'd sure as gently caress pass that name down to your descendants too

That is a name that must always exist

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:38

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

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a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

anonymous

untraceable

a little cooky

a little spooky

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:44

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Linguica posted:

quote:

and deals were transacted in Bitcoins, a digital currency that can be as hard to trace as cash.

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Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

help I can't stop laughing

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:45

Sir DonkeyPunch: Mar 23, 2007; I didn't hear no bell

Carla Sophia the French Maid, lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:50

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

Carla Sophia the French Maid, lmao

Carl sits at his computer, pondering. "What fake name should I use to conduct criminal activities?" he wonders. Finally it comes to him. "My name is Carla," Carl types

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:53

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Linguica posted:

Ahahahah the DEA dude had his Venmo account frozen for suspected fraud, and he SENT VENMO A FORGED SUBPOENA to try and get them to unfreeze it

buttcoin: it's like a cursed jewel that drives men to madness

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:55

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Linguica posted:

Ross sits at his computer, pondering. "What fake name should I use to conduct criminal activities?" he wonders. Finally it comes to him. "My name is Ross," Ross types

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:55

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

Carla Sophia the French Maid, lmao

Undercover roleplaying

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:55

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Boxturret posted:

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text editor: Jan 8, 2007

Linguica posted:

jesus christ the stupid grin on my face is so wide

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:56

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

imagine french maid following the DPR trial while already under investigation

and learning that every chat was logged and a fuckin journal existed lol

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:57

Dolomite: Jul 26, 2000; Cars & Legs

Boxturret posted:

Linguica posted:

Mark sits at his computer, pondering. "What fake name should I use to conduct criminal activities?" he wonders. Finally it comes to him. "My name is Ross," Mark types

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:57

text editor: Jan 8, 2007

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:58

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

kalensc posted:

imagine french maid following the DPR trial while already under investigation

and learning that every chat was logged and a fuckin journal existed lol

hahahahahahaahahahah

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text editor: Jan 8, 2007

libertarian logic

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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

good times

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