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# ¿ Feb 7, 2015 03:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:28 |
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Florida Man has a well-staked reputation that he upholds with pride, but a new challenger dawns.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 16:44 |
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AlphaKretin posted:I'm disappointed; I can't find the NT News saying anything amusing about the recent spill motion. Five PMs in five years and the greatest newspaper has nothing snide to say? Come on, guys. The front page the next day: EDIT: Beaten
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 14:45 |
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"Well, probably. It's not a sure thing, you know? I mean, he might be able to get the waterboy spot. If anything, we save money because he no longer has the mental capacity to negotiate his salary or ask to see his family!"
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 17:45 |
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Man, Patrick Swayze's standards have dropped over the years.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 14:04 |
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Kilo147 posted:After he mangled the forums code, I wouldn't let him anywhere near my junk
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 07:55 |
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Italian Cops Arrest 34 in Race to Foil Plot to Steal Enzo Ferrari’s Corpsequote:An Italian drug gang needed money, so it devised a bizarre plot, Italian police said — it would dig up the body of legendary automaker Enzo Ferrari and hold it for ransom.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 07:33 |
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http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/South-Dakota-man-gets-190-fine-for-snake-without-11058196.php
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 16:55 |
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Slime posted:...30 minutes after biting him? Then it wasn't the guy that caused it. Food poisoning takes a like 1-3 days. chitoryu12 posted:I thought it occurred within a few hours of eating, when your body begins digesting it. Food for humans takes roughly a day to pass through the body and be excreted. What's it like for komodo dragons? flosofl posted:Yeah, for people it's within hours. I've had food poisoning before and I went from feeling great right after a meal, to projectile vomiting and in the ER about 2 and half hours later. jojoinnit posted:Suddenly everyone's an expert on komodo dragon digestive systems?
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 06:14 |
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What a time to be alive.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 04:31 |
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Japan is suffering from a crippling shortage of Ninja. (JP language news article from today, in case anything's new).
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 10:02 |
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Don't worry, she was adopted by her handler
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 12:55 |
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Man Loses Facebook Bet With Michigan Police, Turns Himself In With Doughnuts in Hand
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 04:30 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Man, now that's an untapped industry, instead of boring euthanasia just offer some kick rear end death rocket rides.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 11:03 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I would play a Mortal Kombat/NBA Jam hybrid game sooooo much. Marcade posted:Nah, Scorpion would be way too OP. The NBA made them remove it.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 19:12 |
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https://twitter.com/TheNTNews/status/955356333028532224
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 14:01 |
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Loaded grenade launcher left at Florida Goodwill storequote:The Bradenton Herald reports that employees at a Goodwill store near Tampa reported the weapon on Sunday.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 01:30 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:If I ever lose a leg I'm replacing it with a pogo stick. Do you have any idea how much travel time I'll save if every other step is a hop?!
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 14:15 |
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Pop Star Convicted For Smuggling Migrantsquote:An Indian pop star, Daler Mehndi, has been sentenced to two years in prison for smuggling migrants abroad.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 16:29 |
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Man pardoned by hotel after seagull and pepperoni incidentquote:On his return, he found about 40 seagulls - "an entire flock" - in his room. They had been eating the pepperoni, which "does NASTY things to a seagull's digestive system".
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 21:47 |
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doverhog posted:A dog could be CEO, just have the COO do the all the work, and occasionally go pet the dog for strategy advice.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 20:06 |
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https://in.news.yahoo.com/internet-times-mahabharata-tripura-cm-205623970.html (Wikipedia tells me that the events depicted in Mahabharata's exact date are unknown, but that 3102 BCE is a pretty popular guess) The Kins has a new favorite as of 17:53 on Apr 18, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 17:22 |
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https://twitter.com/teamtrace/status/1008816696629583875
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 04:55 |
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The Boston Globe > What does a guy have to do to get a jaywalking ticket in this town?quote:The Boston Police Department has gone for long stretches without even issuing one. Talk to any resident who’s done even a small amount of walking in the city, and they’ll tell you the same thing: They’ve never gotten one, nor do they know anyone who has. Some locals insist, not without reason, that they don’t actually exist at all.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 05:53 |
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ultrafilter posted:Crime author who killed people and used own murders to write novels sentenced to death
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 18:20 |
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A man accused of kicking a seagull that ate his cheeseburger has been fined $124quote:NH1 interviewed the recipient of the fine, Nate Rancloes, who said that if he had intentionally hurt the seagull in front of so many witnesses he might be the "dumbest criminal ever."
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 01:22 |
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rodbeard posted:Trump doesn't drink because his brother was an alcoholic. It's his only shred of humanity.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 02:33 |
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Splicer posted:I'm not political but I don't drink and if I'm at a function I'll often end up with a wine glass of something soft to avoid messing up the photos.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 10:36 |
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Platystemon posted:Capitalism: do both.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 15:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:28 |
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Phlegmish posted:I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss quote:Warming urine from someone who hasn't taken drugs is seen by some as a way to help pass a drug test.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 16:02 |