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Kanthulhu
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)

drat.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


haha drat

Windows 98


Anyone care to post what search terms they used or places they got source material from?

Murray Mantoinette

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW

Windows 98 posted:

Anyone care to post what search terms they used or places they got source material from?

I thought you were an 11 year old who eats weed all day. How do you even know about 9/11?

Hometown Slime Queen

the GOAT

This thread really made me miss the pottage my mom used to make, before she died of plague.

Justin Godscock

Listen here, funnyman!

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

This thread really made me miss the pottage my mom used to make, before she died of plague.

i had this thing called the plague, you've probably never heard of it

Fister Roboto



Justin Godscock posted:

i had this thing called the plague, you've probably never heard of it

It's catching on, it could go viral any day now.

Suicide Sam E.

by XyloJW

Justin Godscock posted:

i had this thing called the plague, you've probably never heard of it

Back then when people mentioned black death it wasn't Ebola in darkest Africa it was the bubonic plague and everyone got it because of how we had angered Jehovah by tolerating witches.

Lye merchantes hateth yon one simple trick to avoide ye plague
Disposing of thine soap cakes and shunning water hath kept thine protective crudde layers againste the illness miasma. Thou may adopt this stratedgy to cheate thy Death as well.

We slept on the floor with the dogs and sheep until we were 14 and old enough to marry. When I was 15 my wife died during childbirth because of an envious spinster who turned out to be in league with the Devil. I remarried at sixteen because I had a good job as a pure finder and would be apprenticed to the tanner. At eighteen I had my third child, and she lived to be weaned which was nice but since it was a girl I sold her to gypsy band - this was how I made dowry for my subsequent daughters. By the time I was 21 I was dead. We didn't need any welfare or Social Security in my day.

Phlegmish


actually witch burnings didn't really take off until the 15th century and western europeans have always married at a relatively late age

Kitchner



The Sheriff of Nottingham knew.

Solid Poopsnake

stupid sexy snake

forsoothe

raton

by FactsAreUseless

Regular fire doesn't melt flying buttresses, wake up people.

Suicide Sam E.

by XyloJW

Sheep-Goats posted:

Regular fire doesn't melt flying buttresses, wake up people.

If I end up smashing this monitor you owe me on account of your deceptive avatar.

Machai


Suicide Sam E. posted:

If I end up smashing this monitor you owe me on account of your deceptive avatar.

it is the best av

alnilam

Postin in the Springtime


goldmine, in the byob goldmine, pls, this was a great thread

Flavor Truck

My Love for You is like a Truck

Thousands of years from now in the post-neo cyberpocalypse, a lonely pleasuremonk will briefly unplug himself from his orgasmatron to ponder the rise and fall of our gay extinct civilization.

Luvcow


alnilam posted:

goldmine, in the byob goldmine, pls, this was a great thread

FartGhost


alnilam posted:

goldmine, in the byob goldmine, pls, this was a great thread

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
welcome to the goldmine!

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