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Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

you should be happy you have a job in this economy (tm), plebe.

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Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

newreply.php posted:

when i started out one company was willing to pay me €1400/month under the strict condition that i wouldnt tell the others

their initial offer was €1200, which is about what a supermarket stocker made at that time. the owners all drove less than 2 year old porsches

those porsches don't maintain themselves, have some compassion

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

I was talking to a co-worker (we are in the bay yearea but have none of the perks other companies offer other than high pay) who was bitching about the lack of free poo poo.

I told him he should be lucky we even offer a shuttle. I came from the east coast where you'd get laughed the gently caress out of the state if you worked at a large corp there (like Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac, Northrup Grumman, etc) and complained about the lack of a shuttle.

Some day those free shuttles will go away because investors will start questioning why google needs to subsidize 20/30 yo's living in the city lifestyles at the expense of their dividend and MAN I can't wait to read that bitchin at Google+

"If you want some exercise, go climb a microwave tower!"

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

The Leck posted:

i heard a commercial for uber drivers on the radio this morning. they're guaranteeing $5000 in your first month.

in fines

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

so brave, truly a pioneer

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

lol if you had to take a driving test. poor not being able to take driver's ed.

texas now allows (or maybe it was always this way) parent-taught driver's ed. blind leading the blind

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

bollards be a cold motherfucker

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

us manufacturers all had problems with water-based paint in the '90s, testla is just bringing those problems back in pog form

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Shifty Pony posted:

Texas succeeded from Mexico over the desire of white texas residents to own people, so it shouldn't come as a shock.

cowboy bullshit is just marketing. east Texas is full of the worst kind of southern "culture" shared with Louisiana and Arkansas. the Dallas and Houston suburbs are also packed to the gills with white flight conservative shitheads afraid of urban people coming into their cul-de-sac.

I mean I live in Austin and about the best I can say is that it isn't as openly racist as south carolina. so loving white here though.

give everything east of i-35 to louisiana, it is where it belongs

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Citizen Tayne posted:

His thing about people driving everywhere is absolutely correct, I've seen people start the car and drive sixty feet to the mailbox.

out here they ride atvs or those side-by-sides to the mailbox

Poniard posted:

My coworker and I were going to lunch and in the other lane this 10 year old kid in the back seat gave us the stink eye then flipped us off as his mom got on the exit ramp lol

this is why i still buy station wagons with rear facing seats

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


wemo is pure poo poo, half the time when you signal for the plug to turn on, it clicks but it doesn't pass electricity

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

As a Millennial I posted:

we found the guy who bought a wemo!!!

taxpayer money was spent

*lights another $100 bill*

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Condiv posted:

tech

bubble

extra fee for a lovely house

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

i can control this vehicle and stab an attacker, i also don't wear seat belts so they won't be able to choke me from behind

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

flakeloaf posted:

in the province of ontario a taxi driver is legally exempt from the requirement to wear his seatbelt while he has a passenger

a passenger in he own cab?? a shameful driver

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

uber.com

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Captain Foo posted:

it's this

though i sorta want to see a technical made from a an f-350 dualie (that's shot to pieces after it ran out of gas, lol)

its 3/4 ton and not a dualie, but

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

duTrieux. posted:

Now I know how Uber fixes their survey results, as was evident in the data they just released stating that Drivers are satisfied driving for them. I just took one of their "surveys" and I was asked a couple questions on a sacle from 0 - 10, with 0 being not at all satisfied or not likely at all.

The first question was "How satisfied are you driving for Uber." I selected zero and hit enter, and it just went back to the same question. I hit zero again and the same thing, just went back to the same question. After 5 times I hit 1 instead of 0 and it finally went to the next question.

The question was "How likely would you recommend driving for Uber to a friend." Again I pressed 0, and the same thing. After a few times I finally hit one and it ended the survey.

If 0 was an invalid answer, why the gently caress even have it as an option on the survey????

this is almost like every cs survey. unless its 10, its 0.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Munkeymon posted:

idk how you get any traction in a miata even with winter tires

just like a tr7, with a full tank of gas. the tank is directly over the rear axle.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

do people even need qualifications to get into school mgmt?

know this was pages back, but in this district its a master's degree. there have been teachers with two or so years of classroom experience that go from teacher to campus administration.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8aibUneV3E#t=396

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i got an early start of it. when i worked at the school district teachers would sometimes tell their class "say thank you to mr. crack-rear end for fixing our computers!"

this and my kids' friends will call me mr. while at school. never fails to make me feel old.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

aruba will be strangled in its sleep like 3com, hp is a serial killer

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

i'm tired of ageism in my gently caress apps

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

eric posted:

I quit listening to anything new after 2005.

same but 1995

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Tokamak posted:

no they didn't
*checks google news*
da gently caress

we can't pay you a proper wage, here's a free magazine that we produce.
whats next... 'uber laugh', listen to ubers live comedians on your ride???

its like sky mall, but for cars

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

graph posted:

http://kut.org/post/besomebody-speaker-draws-controversy-austin-high-school

tldr high school calls out ted messiah complex person about their 'passionaries'

there were billboards all over austin for this poo poo when i was there for tcea in february.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Phoning It In posted:

hey what do they call that economy where money is exchanged for goods & services?

prostitution?

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Syncopated posted:

But can you drive for uber with a rental?

you're disrupting rentals, of course you can

that breeze stuff sounds like a buy here, pay here user car lot

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

FCKGW posted:

except it's a lease here, pay here used car lot

most of the tote the note lots are glorified rental lots. they even have the wheelsnatcher tow truck sitting on the lot so you know up front your poo poo will get yanked even if one payment is missed. clean it up (if that) sell it to the next person. just like the houses in "the jungle".

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

FMguru posted:

seriously though oakland is one of those patchwork cities - large parts of it are fine, even beautiful (lake merritt, the hills, etc.), but there are also large stretches of it that are, well...

yeah i avoid the autist part of town, too

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


death

qirex posted:

they're way behind on that one


to


america

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Pinterest Mom posted:

i don't think this is an april's fools joke




branded physical buttons that let you reorder consumables through amazon prime

i'm the woollens

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

who the gently caress actually uses tide, i just buy the sears detergent that comes in plastic pails since i go through so much

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

eschaton posted:

esp an 80s mustang

way to make a once-iconic car look like an Escort

the fox bodies (and mustang ii) are iconic now, but not because of their styling. the original mustang is a falcon underneath, and rides and handles like the horse buggy economy car it is.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

i need my lube right now

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

do you like me driver?? swerve right if so

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Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

duTrieux. posted:

antennas on neighborhood cats

a dozen sparrows all lashed to a single antenna trialing behind them

antennas sticking ou of mailboxes

you know that isn't true, they don't know nothing about putting poles into boxes

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