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Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

First Kiss Interprompt Judgement

Congrats Skwidmonster for writing something. You won! Boo everyone else.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 13:49

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# ? Jun 13, 2021 03:29

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

TD CLX: Spin the wheel!

I�ve compiled a list of fun literature genres. Sign up, spin the wheel, and you�ll get two! Yes! Two! How exciting! Please mash them together and write about �the price being right.� I dunno what that means so hopefully you won�t disappoint me!

Spin the wheel!
Uh-oh. Got an ugly combo? Scared of getting locked into an ugly combo? Well if you decide to lay down a

on yourself then I will give you two (yes! two!) results! You can pick either. You don�t get to mix-and-match. Please still write about �the price being right� because that is your theme.

Spin the wheel!
1400 words
Sign-ups end 8/28 11:59pm HAST
Submissions due 8/30 11:59pm HAST

Spin the wheel!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:01

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

*Spins the wheel*

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:05

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; The man was stunningly well dressed. He had a smart looking jacket, and a really neat looking cape, the lining of which was shimmering and sparkling in more than Oriental splendour, which is a great deal of splendour indeed, just ask Kipling.

I will two, please. I would like to two.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:06

Social Studies 3rd Period: Oct 31, 2012; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Spin to win.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:08

Fuschia tude: Dec 26, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

PoshAlligator posted:

Fuschia tude, we both know why you got assigned that rule. And it's definitely not because you can make a decent story out of it. It's because you're a class-A sucker. You've got more DMs than me and that's saying something.

Karma, what?

You have as many DMs and losses as me on 2/3 as many stories. The meaning of that is clear to me, but since it's apparently not to you, let's settle this one on one, without any of those pesky "other, better writers" getting in the way.

I'm

if you are

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:34

Killer-of-Lawyers: Apr 22, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Put it all on black!

edit: Actually, I want to mash it up. So no toxx.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:48

Jonked: Feb 15, 2005; by exmarx

I'm in with a

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:54

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Spin!

Spin!

Yay! You will write a story that is either Post-apocalyptic Southern Gothic or a Young Adult Mythopoeia.

Chairchucker posted:

Spin!

Yay! You will write Wuxia Splatter. Remember-- the price is right!

C7ty1 posted:

Spin!

Spin!

Yay! You can choose between Film Noir Urban Fantasy and Zombie Romance.

Killer-of-Lawyers posted:

Spin!

Yay! Dark Fantasy Superheroes! How fun!

Jonked posted:

Spin!

Spin!

Yay! Your two options are Urban Supernatural and Buddy Cop Space Western.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:58

epoch.: Jul 24, 2007; When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.

Spin me like a record, baby.

Edit: never mind, I like that one.

epoch. fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Aug 25, 2015

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:04

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

epoch. posted:

Spin!

Yay! Grimdark Amateur Detective! This will be a treat!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:07

flerp: Feb 25, 2014; I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!

C'mon baby, no whammy, no whammy

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:16

Martello: Apr 29, 2012; by XyloJW

spin the wheel raggedy man

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:20

Thyrork: Apr 21, 2010; "COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.; Slippery Tilde

SpIn me!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:21

epoch.: Jul 24, 2007; When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.

You know, there's nothing in the prompt post that prevents me from writing Grimdark Scooby Doo fanfiction.

Just. Sayin.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:26

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

Broenheim posted:

Spin!

Spin!

Yay! What choices! The only question I have is how ever will you choose between writing a Lost World Heist/Caper or a Historical Urban Fantasy?

Martello posted:

Spin!

Yay! A Space Western Romantic Comedy! Delightful!

Thyrork posted:

Spin!

Yay! You get to mix Crime and Cosmic Horror into a tasty story sandwich. I know I'm hungry for that!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:27

A Classy Ghost: Jul 21, 2003; this wine has a fantastic booquet

in, give me a combo that facilitates ending the story with a depressing death

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:29

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Yeah I'm in

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:30

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

A Classy Ghost posted:

Spin!

Yay! Post-Apocalyptic Crime should be fun to read! And to write!

HopperUK posted:

Spin!

Yay! I can't wait to see what you do with Hard-Boiled Arthurian Fantasy!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:35

Cingulate: Oct 23, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I think every single thing I've ever written could be titled "The Price is Right". Haha, you guys won't even realize I'm pulling this one straight from the slush pile, just changing names and poo poo. In

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:40

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

Spin me!

And with a

as well.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:40

Cingulate: Oct 23, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Also I thought this was gonna be about forms, not genres. Like "Haiku epistolary novel".

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:41

Thranguy: Apr 21, 2010; Yes, the good words are gone.

Why are the good words gone?!

in for a spin.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:44

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

Cingulate posted:

Spin!

Yay! Some people write Bangsian Fantasy and some people write Disaster but you got both together!

Meinberg posted:

Spin!

Spin!

Yay! I don't know what could be more exciting-- a Southern Gothic Space Opera or an Action-Adventure Eco-Thriller!

Thranguy posted:

Spin!

Yay! Blaxploitation and Noir were just begging to be combined!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:51

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?

spin the wheel you piece of filth

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:52

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Cingulate posted:

Also I thought this was gonna be about forms, not genres. Like "Haiku epistolary novel".

Dearest Cingulate,
Soft rains have fallen three times
why don't you write more?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:54

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

No where to go but up I guess. In. Spin me right round baby.

SlipUp fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Aug 25, 2015

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:57

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

Entenzahn posted:

spin the wheel you piece of filth

Yay! Choosing between Western Heist/Caper or Alternate Reality Fairy Tale? I say you pick the one that's the most fun for you to write!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:58

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

SlipUp posted:

Spin!

Yay! A grimdark epic is perfect for an epic comeback!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:11

docbeard: Jul 18, 2011; Modern worldly poster

A. Always.
B. Be
S. Spinning

I. I'm
N. Uh... Not Out

(I may have watched a clip from Glengarry Glen Ross recently.)

Oh and T.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:18

Martello: Apr 29, 2012; by XyloJW

is trading allowed

because I want hopper's really bad

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:26

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006; KING OF BLOOD

Upon what meat doth this
our Caesar feed that he is grown so great?

docbeard posted:

Spin!

Spin!

Yay! Paranormal Western and Picaresque Latin American Magical Realism are way fun! I bet there's a coin flip in your future!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:32

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Martello posted:

is trading allowed

because I want hopper's really bad

No gently caress off

# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:43

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Spin me up!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:00

skwidmonster: Mar 31, 2015; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Spin me in, Coach!!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:25

Fumblemouse: Mar 21, 2013; STANDARD
DEVIANT; Grimey Drawer

Spin

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:26

Fumblemouse: Mar 21, 2013; STANDARD
DEVIANT; Grimey Drawer

Sitting Here posted:

Fumblemouse posted:

How appropriate. kurona_bright is long pig covered in santorum.

It's a good thing 2 out of 3 judges will rate my story better than that filth or i will be forced to crit 5 of k_b's stories in an oeuvre crit of at least 1000 words

yes blood more blood all the blood

I approve of this arrangement.

According to the cyborg's number crunch thing:

Newt ranked Kurona_bright above me in score
Sebmojo ranked us the same in score but me above k_b in ranking
You, Blood Queen, gave us both the same very low score. But you must have hated one of us more.

(and in your dark heat of hearts, it was Kurona_bright, wasn't it?)

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:45