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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...




Translated from German, Evening News Report

"... victim's name has been confirmed as Cristophe Garb, recently returned to Berlin after spending several years living abroad. Anonymous sources in the police department say that the suspect's identification papers are American with the name Yeezus West, but that they highly doubt this is his real identity. His true identity may never be known, as West took his own life while in custody..."

~

FROM: Berlin Attaché <ber_att@cia.gov>
TO: European Operations Director, Central Intelligence Agency
SUBJECT: Cristophe Garb

Sir, as you may be aware, one of our agents, Cristophe Garb, was assassinated this morning. Based on the identity of the shooter, I believe that this is a direct result of data lost during The Breach last month. Garb's identity was in the information stolen from the mainframe and the shooter, a Yeezus West, is one of the hackers suspected of the incident but later exonerated due to the capture of the "true" perpetrators.

Before we could question him, West died in his cell. Slashed wrists. This was a cover-up, played to look like a suicide.

~

FROM: European Operations Director <euro_op_dir@cia.gov>
TO: Berlin Attaché
SUBJECT: RE: Cristophe Garb

Find out what's going on. Use our NATO Intelligence agreements to get German and American operatives in the area to find out who the hell's targeting us.


~

This is a 14-player mafia game, with very traditional roles. It is a sequel to the last game I ran, both in terms of flavor and in terms of lessons learned. As such, while it's intended to run as a small, fast paced game, the number of players has been increased to be more forgiving.

The thread will follow standard mafia rules:
  • Day one will last for 2 days, and all subsequent day phases and night phases will last for 1 day. Night phase will last at least 12 hours. If I'm not here, deadlines are floating.
  • Lynches will require a majority vote.
  • No out-of-thread communication, except for that allowed by role PMs.
  • Don't edit your posts.
  • No quoting mod PMs.
  • No fake day actions, truth or dare, Toxxing, or other things that go against the spirit of mafia.
  • The thread will be open at night. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves or not as you see fit.
  • If a player has less posts than me plus votefinder at the end of a day, that player will be placed on warning for lurking. If a player on warning does not post at least the median number of posts made by living players in the next game day, they will be modkilled. I will not replace lurkers, and if someone lurks excessively they risk being banned from future games.
Player List:
  1. AnonymousNarcotics
  2. Dr. Hurt
  3. Ernie.
  4. Grandicap
  5. Hal Incandenza
  6. Little Mac
  7. merk
  8. Mills
  9. Murmur Twin
  10. Pinterest Mom
  11. Poque
  12. Somberbrero
  13. True and Real
  14. weekly font



Game History

D1: Dr. Hurt, NATO Operative was shot by Mills!
D1: weekly font, NATO Operative lynched!
N1: Little Mac, NATO Operative was killed!
N1: Mills, NATO Operative/Anti-Corporate Specialist was killed!
D2: Pinterest Mom, NATO Operative was lynched!
N2: Poque, NATO Operative was killed!
N2: Ernie, NATO Operative/Anti-Russian Specialist was killed!
D3: merk, Jorn Corporation Operative was lynched!

Byers2142 fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Mar 3, 2015

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Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3




Sure, I'll do it!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Little Mac posted:

Sure, I'll do it!

She's not a novelty act, George.

(yes I am in)

oh no you killed Mills! :smith:

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Can I join this game even though I didn't play in the first one? If so should I read the last one to catch up?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



Mills is already dead. Sign me up for this universe.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


i feel like you should pre-sign up everybody from The Breach.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Can I join this game even though I didn't play in the first one? If so should I read the last one to catch up?

Absolutely, you can join. And you don't need knowledge from the previous game to play; I just like the idea of stringing games together.

Poque posted:

i feel like you should pre-sign up everybody from The Breach.

I sent you all invites, except Diqnol whose mailbox is full. If the game starts filling up, I'll probably reserve spots until they decline.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



I request my hacker name to be "The D0ktr", all votes against me should be made thusly. tia~

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Great! Then I'm in!

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



This is a sign up post. I would like to sign up.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Dr. Hurt posted:

I request my hacker name to be "The D0ktr", all votes against me should be made thusly. tia~

You're not hackers!

*dun dun dun*

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



As soon as I posted that I thought, "but what if we aren't hackers?" I quickly pushed that thought out of my mind because I've been jacked into the grid for so long I can't tell real life from cybereality.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Dr. Hurt posted:

As soon as I posted that I thought, "but what if we aren't hackers?" I quickly pushed that thought out of my mind because I've been jacked into the grid for so long I can't tell real life from cybereality.

You work for the man now, Hurt! Deal with it.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


*vapes deeply*

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I'm in, one last Cyber-Job. After this, you better lose my number.

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




My chance to redeem myself! I am in.

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Hi

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...





Excited to play in a Jared Leto flavored mafia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvGCAvOAfM

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Ernie/Mills, I've reserved spots for you, but please confirm when/if you want in, because the sign-up order is how I distribute roles!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Byers2142 posted:

Ernie/Mills, I've reserved spots for you, but please confirm when/if you want in, because the sign-up order is how I distribute roles!

horrible D1 cases incoming

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Poque posted:

horrible D1 cases incoming

I want in! Poque is probably scum because he's already discrediting me!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



Poque posted:

horrible D1 cases incoming

That's just what a #2 would say. A #2 CYBERSCUM that is.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Ernie. posted:

I want in! Poque is probably scum because he's already discrediting me!

my biggest scumtell is basically all of The Breach

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Poque posted:

my biggest scumtell is basically all of The Breach

yeah i know, i kind of picked up on it but i didn't feel like it was the strongest read i had, or that it would do me any good screaming at +1 more people as i went down d1

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



I'm using The Breach as a nice learning experience. I had a blast, but being wrong sucks.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


gently caress it, I think I can handle three games at once. I'd like in please!

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Murmur Twin posted:

gently caress it, I think I can handle three games at once. I'd like in please!

honest opinion: the most i've handled at once was 6 and it was awful

i think at one point in a game i hinted i had a cop result on one player (which I did in a different game) and that messed up the entire game for me in the one where i didn't, because i was afraid that if i change my tone all of a sudden i'd be puppy cuddled

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

I'll play.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



ok

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Ok, we're waiting for Mills to confirm his reserved spot; if he doesn't want it, we'll just need one more to start.

Once we get that last person or Mills confirms, I'll close the thread to send out role PMs, and when it opens back up it will be D1!

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Echoing what merk said. This will be the third game I am alive in; I am taking a back seat approach. (That never happens. I will yell at someone for being stupid scum). I will try really hard to take a back seat approach.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


His name was mr.capps, and he was officially the American attaché. Unofficially, he organized the American intelligence efforts in Berlin.

When people think of intelligence briefings, they think of dark rooms in faceless buildings. What they don't think of is hotel chain conference rooms, but their rental is cheap and people stay away except to make sure the coffee urns are full. Oh, and free coffee. Which is why capps stands in front of 14 intelligence operatives at a cheap podium, next door to an over-65 swingers club meeting.

"As you all should know, two days ago a man named Christo..."

BOOOOOM!!

It turns out, a cheap podium is a great place for a bomb. But the only people cognizant of this meeting were in the room, and as they handled the ensuing police presence and reached up the chain, everyone knew the same thing. The task force was compromised. Someone didn't want them looking into the assassination of Cristophe Garb.


~

mr.capps, Diplomatic Attaché ahs been blown the gently caress up D0. It is now D1! The deadline for D1 will be :siren:Thursday, February 26th at 10 PM EST:siren:.

No over-65 swingers were injured in the making of this post.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (14): AnonymousNarcotics, Dr. Hurt, Ernie., Grandicap, Hal Incandenza, Little Mac, merk, Mills, Murmur Twin, Pinterest Mom, Poque, Somberbrero, True and Real, weekly font

With 14 alive, it's 8 votes to lynch. The current deadline is February 26th, 2015 at 10 p.m. EST -- that's in about 2 days, 6 hours.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



haha gently caress you, capps

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



mr. capps and mills kissing in dead spy heaven.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



mwa mwa. boy I love state secrets. mwa mwa mwa boy I love money

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



wait mills is actually in this game, my jokes aren't funny any more.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



Guess who's VT.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



They were never funny to begin with!

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



in mother russia, is dead spy heaven

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Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3




Are you insinuating you want to vote Mills? I think he is the most likely suspect. I'm in.

##vote mills

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