PYF Ban or Probation

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yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

Welcome back to the PYF Ban or Probation thread!

UNOFFICIAL RULES (I mean, I'm not a mod or anything...)

Keep it chill, keep it light.
Post Bans/Probations or GTFO
NO MOD SASS. I'm serious, this can derail a thread faster than anything... just keep it in qcs, mmmkay?7
Please add links to the relevant posts [if applicable]
Have fun!

I'll get things started:

PROBATION 02/26/15 09:49pm Swagger Dagger I loving told you.

It's white and gold, anyway. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Vargo Vargo

yeah actually they will has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Mar 4, 2015

# ? Feb 27, 2015 14:20

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:59

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

Zakrello posted:

play HC at work?????? what happens when u r playing with 2 elite pack and ur boss suddenly appears??????

one last question, will u consider ur boss the final rift guardian of all time?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PROBATION 02/24/15 05:06pm Zakrello Stop posting like you're sending a text message to your BFF. User loses posting privileges for 3 days. Incoherence XyloJW

# ? Feb 27, 2015 14:24

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

don't be a dumbass, OP. add links

PROBATION | 02/26/15 02:28pm | crime | Now the first time you ban somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a poo poo if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... poo poo... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change. User loses posting privileges for 3 days. | Slo-Tek | Ralp

# ? Feb 27, 2015 14:55

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

Volume posted:

don't be a dumbass, OP. add links

PROBATION | 02/26/15 02:28pm | crime | Now the first time you ban somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a poo poo if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... poo poo... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change. User loses posting privileges for 3 days. | Slo-Tek | Ralp

Ah, apologies, I'll be sure to link in future.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:32

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703349&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post442090453

PROBATION 02/27/15 11:53am Frackie Robinson Get the gook out of here. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. gnarlyhotep gnarlyhotep

# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:46

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3700437&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post442122642 <good stuff

PROBATION 02/27/15 06:59pm The Alchemist This is the stupidest thing I've ever read and I feel like you should be punished for it. So I'm going to say that abandoning your E/N thread is punishable now. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. detectivemonkey detectivemonkey

# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:00

pog boyfriend: Jul 2, 2011

no they will not posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3700437&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post442122642 <good stuff

PROBATION 02/27/15 06:59pm The Alchemist This is the stupidest thing I've ever read and I feel like you should be punished for it. So I'm going to say that abandoning your E/N thread is punishable now. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. detectivemonkey detectivemonkey

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=441802456
PROBATION 02/20/15 11:01am The Alchemist I'm testing a theory. Maybe if you can't post about your idiotic plans and ideas on the Internet for a week, you will stop having them. Fingers cross! User loses posting privileges for 1 week. detectivemonkey Cowcaster

Repeat offenders getting owned ftw

# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:10

Surprisingly Dope: Jan 12, 2011; Lope burgs again

PROBATION 06/20/11 07:02pm -B l a z e i n g- Take this time to find a thesaurus, and to consider more varied means of expressing the emotional resonance you intended with "contards" and, most especially, "fullblown consolized fail aids". User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Shalinor The Finn

# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:50

A Major Fucker: Mar 10, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Surprisingly Dope posted:

PROBATION 06/20/11 07:02pm -B l a z e i n g- Take this time to find a thesaurus, and to consider more varied means of expressing the emotional resonance you intended with "contards" and, most especially, "fullblown consolized fail aids". User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Shalinor The Finn

# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:27

A Major Fucker: Mar 10, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Suicide Sam E.

User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. jack. jack.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 05:06

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

rivals dot com pun x1000

# ? Feb 28, 2015 05:31

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

PROBATION 03/23/13 09:41am Shbobdb I don't like Doritos. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Joementum The Finn

PROBATION 04/07/13 11:40am Shbobdb Just keepin' it real. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Joementum The Finn

PROBATION 09/20/13 10:37pm Shbobdb Reporting "Luke I Am Your Father" as spoilers. WHAT. User loses posting privileges for 3 days. Aatrek angerbeet

# ? Feb 28, 2015 05:49

CatelynIsAZombie: Nov 16, 2006; I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Surprisingly Dope posted:

PROBATION 06/20/11 07:02pm -B l a z e i n g- Take this time to find a thesaurus, and to consider more varied means of expressing the emotional resonance you intended with "contards" and, most especially, "fullblown consolized fail aids". User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Shalinor The Finn

i'm printing this one out

# ? Feb 28, 2015 06:33

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

PROBATION 01/24/12 09:20pm TheRealDirtyGerman Please learn to use the English language like a grown-up. Also, don't sign your posts. Also also, lurk more. User loses posting privileges for 1 day. Aatrek Debbie Metallica

# ? Mar 1, 2015 06:21

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

louisgod full of win here.... PROBATION 01/31/13 10:49am SpookyLizard Are you seriously justifying and contextualizing rape and slavery in a Fallout game? Is that super seriously what I'm reading? Just to make sure I understand, if say tomorrow a huge nuke goes off and the US turns into Fallout: The Game, you wouldn't mind being raped and put into slavery because, sheeeeit, that's just part of the environment, right? You'd think "well, this is just how it is in The Wasteland" and be okay with it while your rear end in a top hat is raped, is that correct? Fuuuuuuck man. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Louisgod Debbie Metallica

# ? Mar 1, 2015 06:23

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

aatrek did not allow any illegal activity

PROBATION 04/16/13 08:40pm Xander77 :filez:

User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Aatrek Debbie Metallica

# ? Mar 1, 2015 06:27

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703018
Jesus christ psyopmonkey. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Sheng-ji Yang Sheng-ji Yang

However, Lol at the thread.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:38

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

Surprisingly Dope posted:

PROBATION 06/20/11 07:02pm -B l a z e i n g- Take this time to find a thesaurus, and to consider more varied means of expressing the emotional resonance you intended with "contards" and, most especially, "fullblown consolized fail aids". User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Shalinor The Finn

Yes... Yes...!!

# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:41

rubber cat: Jul 1, 2002

PROBATION 08/15/10 10:51pm Boopsie Where to begin. First of all, despite your baseless protestations, I happen to think that MPreg fiction works better with Zim and Dib because of the possibilities inherent in the genre. Second of all, because you just can't seem to grok this, Zim = Alien = Not bound by our so-called ""Age of Consent"" laws; report me to the mods all you loving want, but facts are facts, so to speak. Third, on a personal note, I make my name freely available to the MPreg community because, unlike some I could name, I am not ashamed of a completely natural + fun expression of changes human sexuality (furthermore, this refusal to be in the MPreg closet, as it were, is what this community needs in our joint efforts toward de-stigmatization of the kink/lifestyle). That you would take advantage of my openness by contacting both my shift manager at Red Robin, and my other aunt, Debbie, is questionable. That you would send them both select passages from some of my darker Mpreg works (COMPLETELY out of context, I might add) is sickening, smacks of self-loathing, and quite possibly illegal. You are a boil on this community's rear end and rest assured that I seek to pop thee. Good day. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. PUTRID GREEK WOMAN PUTRID GREEK WOMAN

# ? Mar 3, 2015 07:43

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

This is a good thread. g0m can I suggest you edit the op to add "add links" as another unofficial rule?

I would love to have the link to this one for example:

rubber cat posted:

PROBATION 08/15/10 10:51pm Boopsie Where to begin. First of all, despite your baseless protestations, I happen to think that MPreg fiction works better with Zim and Dib because of the possibilities inherent in the genre. Second of all, because you just can't seem to grok this, Zim = Alien = Not bound by our so-called ""Age of Consent"" laws; report me to the mods all you loving want, but facts are facts, so to speak. Third, on a personal note, I make my name freely available to the MPreg community because, unlike some I could name, I am not ashamed of a completely natural + fun expression of changes human sexuality (furthermore, this refusal to be in the MPreg closet, as it were, is what this community needs in our joint efforts toward de-stigmatization of the kink/lifestyle). That you would take advantage of my openness by contacting both my shift manager at Red Robin, and my other aunt, Debbie, is questionable. That you would send them both select passages from some of my darker Mpreg works (COMPLETELY out of context, I might add) is sickening, smacks of self-loathing, and quite possibly illegal. You are a boil on this community's rear end and rest assured that I seek to pop thee. Good day. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. PUTRID GREEK WOMAN PUTRID GREEK WOMAN

# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:46

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

Some of the Sheep posted:

This is a good thread. g0m can I suggest you edit the op to add "add links" as another unofficial rule?

I would love to have the link to this one for example:

Thank you - added to OP. Also, here you go

# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:50

Cuntellectual: Aug 6, 2010

Yours, OP.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 05:49

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Fog Tripper posted:

Sure are a lot of Catelyn apologists ITT.

Ballz posted:
In another indication that Iceland will be a stand-in for the Vale, here's a picture of Sophie Turner hanging out with Maisie Williams... at a bar called the Big Lebowski. Not pictured but apparently also present was a pederast Littlefinger.

When did Maisie grow stripper boobs?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PROBATION 07/29/13 12:25pm Fog Tripper Ugh. User loses posting privileges for 3 days. Aatrek Fistgrrl

# ? Mar 4, 2015 05:53

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

Anatharon posted:

Yours, OP.

You mean, the ones I've received, or the ones I've given out.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 00:06

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

tumblr.txt posted:

I'm sure it's a hilarious in-joke to the FYAD peanut gallery, but being used ~50 times makes the last 9 pages of the lepers colony difficult to read.

Thank-you.

I have a new favorite probation

# ? Mar 8, 2015 23:31

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

no they will not posted:

I have a new favorite probation

No joke, that one's the best

# ? Mar 9, 2015 02:54

I Killed GBS: Jun 2, 2011; by Lowtax

i like it when people get autobanned

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:03

pog boyfriend: Jul 2, 2011

PROBATION 03/08/15 02:14pm longtimelurker Wants to have sex w/Jesus. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. jack. jack.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 01:06

Hustle Hound: Oct 21, 2012; all is known

PROBATION 02/25/14 03:37pm An Angry Bug . User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. An Angry Bug An Angry Bug

# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:09

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?&sort=&asc=0&adminid=&ban_month=0&ban_year=0&actfilt=-1&userid=175332&pagenumber=1 ohhhh yeah thats the good stuff

# ? Mar 10, 2015 17:31

Space Bat: Apr 17, 2009; hold it now hold it now hold it right there
you wouldn't drop, couldn't drop diddy, you wouldn't dare

The Fairy torture guy. I don't have search but it's good.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:11

devtesla: Jan 2, 2012; Grimey Drawer

BAN 03/15/15 01:33am Dick cheese Bringing personal bullshit on the forums. I don't care if it's real or not it doesn't belong here. gnarlyhotep XyloJW

# ? Mar 15, 2015 18:36

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

The Devil Tesla posted:

BAN 03/15/15 01:33am Dick cheese Bringing personal bullshit on the forums. I don't care if it's real or not it doesn't belong here. gnarlyhotep XyloJW

One of the best bans of 2015 so far!

# ? Mar 15, 2015 23:33

platedlizard: Aug 31, 2012; I like plates and lizards.

I'm sad that brutally owning a violent drunk is illegal in these comedy forums.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:05

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:49

Boneitis: Jul 14, 2010

I can't believe there have been people trolling that hard for a decade

# ? Mar 17, 2015 03:53

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

rubber cat posted:

PUTRID GREEK WOMAN PUTRID GREEK WOMAN

This screen name really pulls it together

# ? Mar 17, 2015 07:59

Dr_Amazing: Apr 15, 2006; It's a long story

There was a thread about annoying things people do on the forums. One guy posted a double post in the style of someone bumping a thread and got probated.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 14:39

buckets of buckets: Apr 8, 2012; CHECK OUT MY AWESOME POSTS
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=114&perpage=40#post447051278

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=91&perpage=40#post444280066

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818944&pagenumber=196&perpage=40#post472627338

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788178&pagenumber=405&perpage=40#post474195694

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831643&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post475694634

This one right here

Somebody has a new favorite as of 17:58 on Mar 17, 2015

# ? Mar 17, 2015 17:42

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:59

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I hope the mods leave your post alone out of spite.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 17:55

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