Duggars: "Incest is Best"

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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

That dog is a fuckin rear end in a top hat imo.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 20:22

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:05

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Ripoff posted:

Now these are much better:

# ¿ May 31, 2015 00:19

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

thrawn527 posted:

Reminds me of an episode of Roseanne, when DJ has been in the bathroom for an hour.

I heard he got caught playing with his instrument in band class.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 22:03

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Who calls their daughter Megyn?

Extremely white people.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 02:57

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Xenomrph posted:

I always wonder this with retarded "alternate spellings" of common names. Like when the person is a child I guess the parents are idiot assholes for trying to choose a "special snowflake" name, but I'm pretty sure the blame shifts to the individual the moment they become an independent, professional adult and lack the self awareness to go "gently caress you, mom, Megyn isn't a loving name and I'm having it legally changed to Megan like a normal person"

The problem is that these poor victimized girls grow up thinking it's normal to be named Megyn. They grow up with it, they live with it every day, they see similar abuse inflicted on their siblings Justyne and Jubylee and Jezebelle and they don't even realize that they're being abused.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 04:00

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

It's a lot funnier if you imagine it's the actual frog typing those posts and then when he's waiting for somebody to take the bait he's doing the song and dance all HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLIN and his little green junk is flapping furiously with his dance steps.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 03:30

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Suicide Squad is lookin worse and worse.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 14:24

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Xlorp posted:

It's always Jim Bowb your ~~buddy~~ sister week

# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 05:09

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Are those sort of facial features common in that part of the world or is Josh related to his wife by blood?

Yes.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 02:47

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

What do you mean "if" the preteen girl bears some responsibility for her molestation? She's a sinful harlot aka a woman, of course it's her fault!

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 23:36

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Geoj posted:

You could pretty much write him into Mad Max: Fury Road playing the role of Immortan Joe - only with far more imperfect children.

Immortan Joe let the women in his cult read more than just the one book though.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 07:25

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Whiskey Sours posted:

The way I see it, women should only be allowed to read three books: the Good Book, the cook book, and Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

Atlas Shrugged depicts women in roles other than babymaker and housekeeper though? Pretty sure that's inappropriate role models for ~~my property~~ godly Christian ladies.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 19:28

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Raku posted:

If our laws were just ~~someone~~ literally everyone from the CEO to the janitor at TLC would be in loving jail by now

# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 19:34

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

You look at the system they got going in Fury Road and realize it's less oppressive than Quiverfull bullshit because the Immortan Joe provided books for his wives that weren't The Bible.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 19:51

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Jack Gladney posted:

It would be pretty wild if it turns out that in the south in the 90s there was a Christian conspiracy by school teachers and administrators to rape kids.

What do you mean "if"?

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 22:07

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

The Daily Mail, despite being a British newspaper, was literally on Hitler's side during WWII, and materially contributed to the outbreak of WWI with their completely made up stories about how French terrorists were just waiting for the Chunnel to be built so they could swarm over on their cheese boats and blow up the railroads.

So what I'm saying is they're almost as bad as the Duggars. (Jim Bob)

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 21:43

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

Need to take the second "The" out of that headline.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 19:54

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

You just have to type it in a British accent and then it becomes relatively inoffensive.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 20:12

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Jumpingmanjim posted:

SPEL MOR BETER

# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 12:05

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phasmid posted:

But what Jimmy liked, what Jimmy really liked to do was Bob.

You really don't wanna know how Jimmy Two Times got his nickname.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 20:51

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Mister Denver Fenton Allen if you're reading this I heard that for each punch you land upside Jared's head that's one "foot long" that an attorney has to "serve" you. Uh, pretty sure they said it was a white attorney if that makes a difference. We of the Internet did you a favor and got you on Rick and Morty, now do us one back.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 03:23

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:05

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Jumpingmanjim posted:

What kind of signature is that?

Cursive is nefarious, eldritch, and quite possibly demonic. I mean, "CURSE"-ive, it's right there in the name. You ever seen a Bible written in cursive, yeah that's what I thought.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 02:05

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