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Last month, we learned that all video game programmers and designers start work on level one and end work on the final boss. This month, our journey into the abyss continues.
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Jul 1, 2015 21:58
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes was inarguably better than the original Metal Gear Solid. This is wrong because Bond-esque Chinese stereotypes are great and should be in more games. Inarguable my rear end.
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Jul 1, 2015 22:06
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Sleeveless posted:I haven't really been following the Star Citizen bullshit too closely as of late but they just announced that the FPS portion of the game has been "delayed indefinitely". Due to "technical and gameplay-related issues." Technically there is no gameplay because they're all so hosed up on weed and cocaine they forgot about the whole "making a game" thing.
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Jul 2, 2015 02:06
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Link your kickstarter I'm in
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Jul 2, 2015 02:13
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Rocket League, some Telltale back catalog, Captain Toad, might get to Witcher 3
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Jul 2, 2015 02:37
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Lurdiak posted:I don't think it's dumb it's just kind of a big mess. And yeah, I find myself returning to the SNES games way more than I ever do any of the others. Those loving FMVs are awful. A big part of the SNES ones and other games from the era like Chronotrigger and Mario RPG is you can be like "I'mma go play this FF4" and go just burn through it in 3-4 nights because they're relatively short and sweet.
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Jul 2, 2015 18:50
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Ori needs to be ported to a handheld so I can play it in bed like the loaf of lazy I am. No I'm not buying a shield (again)
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Jul 3, 2015 18:58
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program666 posted:if it's on the ps4 you might be able to stream it to a Vita right? It got published by MS so it's almost certainly not coming to PS4, or now that I think about it, 3DS or Vita, at least anytime soon. I'll just have to settle with playing it on PC at some point.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:14
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POG 25th Anniversary who actually plays the game edition
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Jul 5, 2015 01:24
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why is cardboard box a wearing a bad purple wig and a urnicorn horn
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Jul 8, 2015 16:07
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That's a good one
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Jul 8, 2015 18:39
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Axiom Verge is odd in that you can get like 15 weapons but after the 3rd or 4th one, numerous weapons can kill everything on the screen pretty quickly making it pointless.
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Jul 17, 2015 01:39
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Sleeveless posted:I used to kind of hate Paul Robertson but now that he's willing to put his animation skills to work for people who can actually write stories and make characters I like him a lot more. He did that great psychedelic Simpsons intro too. I like all his stand-alone stuff but the kid show animation he's doing now is pretty damned amazing. I just wish he could get attached to a better game, maybe an actual Metal Slug reboot. bloodychill fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Jul 17, 2015 19:28
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25 orders of captain crunch balls please this is where i order right
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Jul 17, 2015 20:48
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hubris.height posted:i tried these and they are lot less sugar blasted than i hoped  I actually had some last night and they were indeed somehow disappointing even for how stupid ridiculous they sounded. Also they discontinued the diablo sauce that people have been talking about so I never got to try it.
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Jul 17, 2015 22:03
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It is Texas after all, home of not-actually-Mexican Mexican food.
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Jul 17, 2015 22:43
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Home of the ke-sah-dill-er The dill is standard American dumb but the "er" is uniquely texan dumb
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Jul 17, 2015 22:45
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what even are thoseprecision posted:smh at everyone who doesn't live in san diego carne asada fries and san diego burritos are literally culinary ambrosia
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Jul 17, 2015 23:20
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NMS is basically a study in the concept that constraints paradoxically give people more freedom because the negative space is somehow comforting and inspiring. It is the "Write 10,000 words about anything you want!" novella challenge. The Chili's kid's menu with every color crayon available and no images to fill-in, if you will.precision posted:i have been hyped for no man's sky based on my realistic expectations, to wit: Now that you say that, maybe it will fulfill my desire for a new Noby Noby Boy-like on nextgen. Don't get my damned hopes up, precision...
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Jul 21, 2015 02:20
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precision posted:it's like that Steam post about Her Story where the guy goes "how do i know when i've beat the game" and someone responds "when you feel satisfied" and the guy says "how do i know when i'm satisfied" That's more like the out-of-touch tv exec explaining that a sitcom without a laugh track won't do well because people won't know what's supposed to be funny.
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Jul 21, 2015 03:42
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Stux posted:theres no backtracking. all theyve ever shown fromt he word go is a big procedurally generated universe that u explore. thats what i want to play. i want a giant proteus. if u r expecting anything else u havnt paid attention sorry., And to be fair, people have worried since release announcement how well the game would actually play and whether the procedurally generated content would make for meaningfully different content. We just haven't seen a whole lot of evidence to the contrary.
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Jul 21, 2015 22:42
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Jul 25, 2015 03:59
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the problem with 360 emulation on the bone is, if it is to be believed, it has the wrong kind of ram, hth
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Jul 25, 2015 03:59
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Cardboard Box A posted:So Half Life 3 development is Valve's rubber room The ME3 logic is flawed. I get that Valve might think it but there are other big games with heavy expectations that have come out and not earned the amount of vitriol that ME3 did. It wasn't a vocal minority like with Bioshock Infinite or DA:I. The ending was universally panned. And that poo poo was paired with Sim City, another extremely hyped-up universally panned game. EA earned their scorn from that couple of years.
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Jul 25, 2015 10:58
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VideoGames posted:Halo is the only video game I have played where I have not found anything about it to like. It had local coop, online splitscreen and shared vehicles. poo poo was especially fun in Halo 3. If I didn't have friends I guess I would have thought it was lovely though
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Jul 26, 2015 07:58
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VideoGames posted:Never played halo 3 because 1 was so boring. Tried to multiplayer it but it was just so boring and dull. I had been playing doom and quake for ages in LANs at that time so it offered nothing for me So had I, got into UT99 and CS pretty hard too. Honestly coop vehicles with friends was just so fun it made the game, though the gunplay was p decent too. There is a place in my heart for all videogames, videogames
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Jul 26, 2015 21:56
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Though, if I'm being honest, I had a poo poo ton more fun with Myth/Myth2 multi way back. Best Bungie multiplayer game.
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Jul 26, 2015 21:58
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everybody chill out an just shop at junes
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Jul 26, 2015 23:02
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FF1 was fun when there was literally only like Dragon Warrior as competition on NES. The moment FF5 was playable outside Japan it was no longer relevant at all though.
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Jul 27, 2015 00:28
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Mak0rz posted:Calling it: shuriken weapon where you place the tablet on your palm and use a forward flicking gesture on the screen to fire it. They have to ruin it somehow, might as well be an atrocity on that scale.
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Jul 28, 2015 00:06
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All I had was that kid who wanted to be a vampire and played too much Ultima Online and if anyone was gonna shoot up the place, I figured it would be him. Feel like I missed out on all the horrific Pokemon/Mario/Final Fantasy slashfic.
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Jul 28, 2015 00:37
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difinitive defiantly dildoing zelda
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Jul 28, 2015 01:04
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Fez was cool and I would have played the hell out of of a Fez 2 regardless of whether or not Phil Fish is a douche (he is) The Wii U is also pretty neat and if it wasn't for the slow interface and lack of third party games, I would more readily recommend it to friends. FactsAreUseless posted:Microsoft is going out of business because they spent all their money on Minecraft and forgot to build any new computers this year. Microsoft is "pivoting" into not dumping into money pits because it wasn't working so great the last few years, or so Nadella would have people believe. That company is so internally fractured, who the gently caress knows.
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Jul 28, 2015 20:13
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FactsAreUseless posted:Everyone at Microsoft has a head cold and does not feel well. this one actually happened
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Jul 28, 2015 20:39
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Xbox 365 to match recent successful Office branding.
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Jul 28, 2015 20:45
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My dream maker machine is still basically a vita with two sets of triggers that can do everything from mame up to ppsspp and dolphin
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Jul 29, 2015 00:08
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Great Joe posted:So, a more powerful JXD S5110b? A far more powerful one, but basically yeah. An OLED screen wouldn't hurt either but is not necessary. A very high density LCD display would do the job.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:37
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Zombies' Downfall posted:2) Most people have no idea how expensive videogames can be to make, and how surprisingly easy it is to spend a million dollars. Any time I think about this I'm reminded of the Skullgirls crowdfunding campaign and how nerds who knew absolutely nothing about animation and game development were making conspiratorial cost breakdowns for how the dev team were TOTALLY ripping people off. They weren't. This is a big one. Even if it's a tiny studio of 2 people working on a game for 2 years, you're still talking about ~250k USD just to pay those two people an decent game dev wage (60-65k/year). That doesn't include all the contracting they're probably going to have to do to get assets done in that time frame. Now take a look at most kickstarters and you realize they're usually closer to 5-10 man teams and it makes sense why they need 1.5-3mil to complete their two year projects. When failed project management leads to missed deadlines, some of the more established developers have had to use money pulled in from other non-kickstarter projects to finish the kickstarters.
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Jul 29, 2015 17:45
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dunno about anyone else but I have no idea who or what you're actually mad at Who is "you" and how are they "mad" at what? Not sure what this is addressing.
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Jul 29, 2015 19:07
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Sleeveless posted:Was one of the kickstarter stretch goals a time machine so you could go back to 2007 when Dropsy was still interesting and relevant and setting GBS on fire? The animation is really cool gently caress clowns though
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Jul 30, 2015 06:43
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